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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on January 01, 2014, 06:31:59 PM

Title: Ever Been Shanked With A Squirrel?
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on January 01, 2014, 06:31:59 PM
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/12/27/22075945-sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-a-ceramic-squirrel?lite

QuoteAccording to the police report, Williams' 41-year-old husband set out to buy some beer late Tuesday night, but he returned home empty-handed because the stores were closed.

That enraged Williams, according to the report, and as her husband set about making himself a sandwich, she picked up the ceramic squirrel and conked him over the head with it. Then she stabbed him in the chest with it, the report said.

Good gentlefolk, you may have a problem with the booze if you shank your SO with a ceramic figurine because no beer. That is all.
Title: Re: Ever Been Shanked With A Squirrel?
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 01, 2014, 08:08:57 PM
<3
Title: Re: Ever Been Shanked With A Squirrel?
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on January 02, 2014, 02:07:24 AM
That's terrible. Just terrible.
Title: Re: Ever Been Shanked With A Squirrel?
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on January 02, 2014, 04:04:16 AM
I find stories like this and I gotta read 'em to see if they take place in PA and/or if it's one of my cousins.
Title: Re: Ever Been Shanked With A Squirrel?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2014, 07:45:30 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on January 02, 2014, 04:04:16 AM
I find stories like this and I gotta read 'em to see if they take place in PA and/or if it's one of my cousins.

I was betting Benson, Arizona.
Title: Re: Ever Been Shanked With A Squirrel?
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on January 02, 2014, 08:27:33 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 02, 2014, 07:45:30 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on January 02, 2014, 04:04:16 AM
I find stories like this and I gotta read 'em to see if they take place in PA and/or if it's one of my cousins.

I was betting Benson, Arizona.

I had money on Clarion, Pennsylvania.
Title: Re: Ever Been Shanked With A Squirrel?
Post by: LMNO on January 02, 2014, 08:27:55 PM
I was thinking Florida.  Because, you know, Florida.
Title: Re: Ever Been Shanked With A Squirrel?
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on January 02, 2014, 08:30:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2014, 08:27:55 PM
I was thinking Florida.  Because, you know, Florida.

Another safe bet. *nods*