http://www.sfgate.com/news/texas/article/Steven-Seagal-says-he-may-run-for-Ariz-governor-5114435.php
Thought it was SO FUNNY with arnie running California?
Well HA FUCKING HA. Laugh it up.
Quote from: Junkenstein on January 05, 2014, 07:18:05 PM
Thought it was SO FUNNY with arnie running California?
Well HA FUCKING HA. Laugh it up.
He's an Arpiao whore. Sheriff Joe, you know the guy with the gulag? This assgoblin worships the toilet Sheriff Joe craps in.
From the link:
QuoteThe 61-year-old made the comments while talking about his newly released reality series "Steven Seagal - Lawman: Maricopa County."
Seagal teamed up with Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio for the show that was shot in Arizona and airs on cable TV's Reelz Channel.
The martial arts expert is a member of Arpaio's posse, made up of 3,000 unpaid civilians. He also has been deputized with sheriff's offices in New Mexico, Texas and Louisiana and says he wants to increase border security.
I don't hear you laughing.
Quote from: Junkenstein on January 05, 2014, 07:30:28 PM
I don't hear you laughing.
I'm still inhaling. This may take a while.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 05, 2014, 07:16:16 PM
http://www.sfgate.com/news/texas/article/Steven-Seagal-says-he-may-run-for-Ariz-governor-5114435.php
Oh my god. :eek:
Still inhaling. One lung has popped like a kid's balloon, the other isn't looking good either.
Will post developments.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Seagal's starting to look like Old Man Jethro.
Jethro was probably smarter, though.
(http://tesla.liketelevision.com/liketelevision/images/lowrez/max_baer_jr444.jpg)
You're safer in Germany.
And warmer. Hell, it's 2C in Moscow, they said this morning.
It's -50C in North Dakota.
HAW HAW! YOUR LOWLAND. IT IS UNINHABITABLE.
I dunno, I can definitely see the humour here.
I mean, he becomes Governor, then brings back execution by fatamericanwieldingakatana. Are you not amused?
Quote from: Cain on January 06, 2014, 10:41:26 AM
I dunno, I can definitely see the humour here.
I mean, he becomes Governor, then brings back execution by fatamericanwieldingakatana. Are you not amused?
Yes. Still inhaling.
It'll be just like Machete, only with no Danny Trejo.
Quote from: Cain on January 06, 2014, 10:45:07 AM
It'll be just like Machete, only with no Danny Trejo.
When I finish inhaling, this will be the best laugh ever.
And then you have to figure out how this will all fit in with his Tibetan Buddhism and animal rights activism. Will he lead the Arizona State Legislature in meditation?
Quote from: Cain on January 06, 2014, 10:50:00 AM
And then you have to figure out how this will all fit in with his Tibetan Buddhism and animal rights activism. Will he lead the Arizona State Legislature in meditation?
HAW HAW! Remember Ernst Rohm?
Neither do I.
This is one of the 5 reasons that Arizona is so fucking mental. Old flakes turn conservative, retire here.
We have Alice Cooper on the radio 5 nights a week, being painfully unfunny between playing songs, wheezing about shit that happened 50 YEARS AGO.