Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: hooplala on January 08, 2014, 11:40:06 PM

Title: Toilet Teeth
Post by: hooplala on January 08, 2014, 11:40:06 PM
"There's certain parts about being a man that one just has to experience... so, like my father before me, you're going to watch your dad... get pathetically drunk."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB4z492z2hg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB4z492z2hg)

I wish my father had done this... a ritualistic invitation to view him as a fellow human being with faults, rather than my idealized image of "father" would have been less traumatic than discovering the same person, by mistake, as he vomited his false teeth down the toilet on New Years Day morning.
Title: Re: Toilet Teeth
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2014, 11:47:55 PM
That, there, is a man after my own heart.
Title: Re: Toilet Teeth
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 09, 2014, 12:19:00 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 08, 2014, 11:40:06 PM

I wish my father had done this... a ritualistic invitation to view him as a fellow human being with faults, rather than my idealized image of "father" would have been less traumatic than discovering the same person, by mistake, as he vomited his false teeth down the toilet on New Years Day morning.

I witnessed my father come home, crash into the wall, fall over, then vomit. Good times. I haven't quite replicated his technique, but I'm working on it.
Title: Re: Toilet Teeth
Post by: hooplala on January 09, 2014, 02:09:51 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 08, 2014, 11:47:55 PM
That, there, is a man after my own heart.

I thought you might appreciate it.
Title: Re: Toilet Teeth
Post by: LMNO on January 09, 2014, 01:28:40 PM
I feel like I've missed out on some profoundly important developmental experience.  Dad just read books and worked in his woodshop.  I had to figure out how to do all the incredibly stupid intoxicated things by myself.

:cry:
Title: Re: Toilet Teeth
Post by: hooplala on January 09, 2014, 01:52:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 09, 2014, 01:28:40 PM
I feel like I've missed out on some profoundly important developmental experience.  Dad just read books and worked in his woodshop.  I had to figure out how to do all the incredibly stupid intoxicated things by myself.

:cry:

"worked" in his workshop... probably brewing moonshine.
Title: Re: Toilet Teeth
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2014, 05:34:54 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 09, 2014, 01:52:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 09, 2014, 01:28:40 PM
I feel like I've missed out on some profoundly important developmental experience.  Dad just read books and worked in his woodshop.  I had to figure out how to do all the incredibly stupid intoxicated things by myself.

:cry:

"worked" in his workshop... probably brewing moonshine.

Printing rubber 20s.
Title: Re: Toilet Teeth
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 12, 2014, 06:23:14 PM
An essential of growing up in scotland is that all important first time you carry your dad home from the pub instead of the other way around.

Very few scots remember much about this momentous rite of passage.
Title: Re: Toilet Teeth
Post by: LMNO on January 13, 2014, 03:16:41 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 12, 2014, 06:23:14 PM
An essential of growing up in scotland is that all important first time you carry your dad home from the pub instead of the other way around.

Very few scots remember much about this momentous rite of passage.



Hold on... How often do you carry the pub home from your dad?
Title: Re: Toilet Teeth
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2014, 03:33:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 13, 2014, 03:16:41 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 12, 2014, 06:23:14 PM
An essential of growing up in scotland is that all important first time you carry your dad home from the pub instead of the other way around.

Very few scots remember much about this momentous rite of passage.



Hold on... How often do you carry the pub home from your dad?

HELLO.  SCOTSMEN.
Title: Re: Toilet Teeth
Post by: Richter on January 13, 2014, 03:36:11 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 12, 2014, 06:23:14 PM
An essential of growing up in scotland is that all important first time you carry your dad home from the pub instead of the other way around.

Very few scots remember much about this momentous rite of passage.

Fuck.  Dad descended from Scots makes much more sense than the usual version of family history.  This explains quote a bit.