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:lol:
...Why god-damn it?
...Were he here, he'd amuse me even more than the guy who unicycles around in full Victorian attire in 100-degree heat.
Though I do believe bagpipes should be banned under the Geneva convention.
Because I have a vendetta against that guy.
*Visualizes Nigel kicking him over on his unicycle*
...Okay...
What did he do?
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on January 13, 2014, 01:10:01 AM
*Visualizes Nigel kicking him over on his unicycle*
...Okay...
I just want people to STOP LOOKING AT HIM.
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 13, 2014, 03:27:16 AM
What did he do?
He exists.
I can't explain this. He is rapidly becoming an icon of Portland, and the only thing he can do to redeem himself is run for Mayor. That is the ONLY way I will forgive him.
That, or go pantsless. If he took it there I could let it go.
one trick pony turned up to 11, urgh
Goddammit, THAT fucking guy?!? :crankey:
He LIVES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.
I am affronted almost daily by this shit.
He's kinda hot when not doing stupid hobbies and wearing dumb outfits :fap:
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 13, 2014, 08:27:18 AM
He's kinda hot when not doing stupid hobbies and wearing dumb outfits :fap:
Yeah, not a bad looking guy when he ISN'T RIDING A UNICYCLE IN A KILT WITH A DARTH VADER MASK PLAYING A BAGPIPE.
Somebody clearly wasn't breastfed.
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 13, 2014, 08:32:46 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 13, 2014, 08:27:18 AM
He's kinda hot when not doing stupid hobbies and wearing dumb outfits :fap:
Yeah, not a bad looking guy when he ISN'T RIDING A UNICYCLE IN A KILT WITH A DARTH VADER MASK PLAYING A BAGPIPE.
Somebody clearly wasn't breastfed.
If he never interacts with anyone, and someone smashed his bagpipe, I don't see the problem.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 13, 2014, 11:37:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 13, 2014, 08:32:46 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 13, 2014, 08:27:18 AM
He's kinda hot when not doing stupid hobbies and wearing dumb outfits :fap:
Yeah, not a bad looking guy when he ISN'T RIDING A UNICYCLE IN A KILT WITH A DARTH VADER MASK PLAYING A BAGPIPE.
Somebody clearly wasn't breastfed.
If he never interacts with anyone, and someone smashed his bagpipe, I don't see the problem.
:lulz:
I am but a humble Swamp Yankee, and I do not understand this. Has Portlandicity reached the point where real-life Pinealists just sort of appear out of thin air?
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on January 13, 2014, 06:01:31 PM
I am but a humble Swamp Yankee, and I do not understand this. Has Portlandicity reached the point where real-life Pinealists just sort of appear out of thin air?
Yep.
(http://blog.josephsurface.com/wp-content/2009/04/bunny_alberta.jpg)
Jesus fuck, you're all allowed assault rifles in America, right? Can't you just exercise your x-amendment rights to pop a cap in his ass?
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 13, 2014, 06:09:22 PM
Jesus fuck, you're all allowed assault rifles in America, right? Can't you just exercise your x-amendment rights to pop a cap in his ass?
The only reason we don't do just that is...Once you started, how could you STOP? You'd never be done.
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 13, 2014, 06:04:54 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on January 13, 2014, 06:01:31 PM
I am but a humble Swamp Yankee, and I do not understand this. Has Portlandicity reached the point where real-life Pinealists just sort of appear out of thin air?
Yep.
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Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 13, 2014, 06:14:26 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 13, 2014, 06:09:22 PM
Jesus fuck, you're all allowed assault rifles in America, right? Can't you just exercise your x-amendment rights to pop a cap in his ass?
The only reason we don't do just that is...Once you started, how could you STOP? You'd never be done.
:mittens:
Exactly. And ammo prices are rising.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 13, 2014, 06:14:26 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 13, 2014, 06:09:22 PM
Jesus fuck, you're all allowed assault rifles in America, right? Can't you just exercise your x-amendment rights to pop a cap in his ass?
The only reason we don't do just that is...Once you started, how could you STOP? You'd never be done.
Do you know how God feels like when it has a gun? I do it's beautiful!