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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 12, 2014, 10:00:07 PM

Title: Oh god damn it
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 12, 2014, 10:00:07 PM
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Title: Re: Oh god damn it
Post by: Left on January 12, 2014, 11:06:42 PM
 :lol:

...Why god-damn it?

...Were he here, he'd amuse me even more than the guy who unicycles around in full Victorian attire in 100-degree heat.
Though I do believe bagpipes should be banned under the Geneva convention.

Title: Re: Oh god damn it
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 13, 2014, 01:01:55 AM
Because I have a vendetta against that guy.
Title: Re: Oh god damn it
Post by: Left on January 13, 2014, 01:10:01 AM
*Visualizes Nigel kicking him over on his unicycle*

...Okay...
Title: Re: Oh god damn it
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 13, 2014, 03:27:16 AM
What did he do?
Title: Re: Oh god damn it
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 13, 2014, 04:32:12 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on January 13, 2014, 01:10:01 AM
*Visualizes Nigel kicking him over on his unicycle*

...Okay...

I just want people to STOP LOOKING AT HIM.
Title: Re: Oh god damn it
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 13, 2014, 04:33:07 AM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 13, 2014, 03:27:16 AM
What did he do?

He exists.

I can't explain this. He is rapidly becoming an icon of Portland, and the only thing he can do to redeem himself is run for Mayor. That is the ONLY way I will forgive him.
Title: Re: Oh god damn it
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 13, 2014, 04:33:47 AM
That, or go pantsless. If he took it there I could let it go.
Title: Re: Oh god damn it
Post by: The Johnny on January 13, 2014, 07:11:04 AM

one trick pony turned up to 11, urgh
Title: Re: Oh god damn it
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 13, 2014, 07:45:04 AM
Goddammit, THAT fucking guy?!? :crankey:
Title: Re: Oh god damn it
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 13, 2014, 08:26:09 AM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on January 13, 2014, 07:45:04 AM
Goddammit, THAT fucking guy?!? :crankey:

YEP.
Title: Re: Oh god damn it
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 13, 2014, 08:27:05 AM
He LIVES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.

I am affronted almost daily by this shit.
Title: Re: Oh god damn it
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 13, 2014, 08:27:18 AM
He's kinda hot when not doing stupid hobbies and wearing dumb outfits  :fap:
Title: Re: Oh god damn it
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 13, 2014, 08:32:46 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 13, 2014, 08:27:18 AM
He's kinda hot when not doing stupid hobbies and wearing dumb outfits  :fap:

Yeah, not a bad looking guy when he ISN'T RIDING A UNICYCLE IN A KILT WITH A DARTH VADER MASK PLAYING A BAGPIPE.

Somebody clearly wasn't breastfed.
Title: Re: Oh god damn it
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2014, 11:37:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 13, 2014, 08:32:46 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 13, 2014, 08:27:18 AM
He's kinda hot when not doing stupid hobbies and wearing dumb outfits  :fap:

Yeah, not a bad looking guy when he ISN'T RIDING A UNICYCLE IN A KILT WITH A DARTH VADER MASK PLAYING A BAGPIPE.

Somebody clearly wasn't breastfed.

If he never interacts with anyone, and someone smashed his bagpipe, I don't see the problem.
Title: Re: Oh god damn it
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 13, 2014, 05:48:49 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 13, 2014, 11:37:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 13, 2014, 08:32:46 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 13, 2014, 08:27:18 AM
He's kinda hot when not doing stupid hobbies and wearing dumb outfits  :fap:

Yeah, not a bad looking guy when he ISN'T RIDING A UNICYCLE IN A KILT WITH A DARTH VADER MASK PLAYING A BAGPIPE.

Somebody clearly wasn't breastfed.

If he never interacts with anyone, and someone smashed his bagpipe, I don't see the problem.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Oh god damn it
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 13, 2014, 06:01:31 PM
I am but a humble Swamp Yankee, and I do not understand this. Has Portlandicity reached the point where real-life Pinealists just sort of appear out of thin air?
Title: Re: Oh god damn it
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 13, 2014, 06:04:54 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on January 13, 2014, 06:01:31 PM
I am but a humble Swamp Yankee, and I do not understand this. Has Portlandicity reached the point where real-life Pinealists just sort of appear out of thin air?

Yep.

(http://blog.josephsurface.com/wp-content/2009/04/bunny_alberta.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh god damn it
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 13, 2014, 06:09:22 PM
Jesus fuck, you're all allowed assault rifles in America, right? Can't you just exercise your x-amendment rights to pop a cap in his ass?
Title: Re: Oh god damn it
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2014, 06:14:26 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 13, 2014, 06:09:22 PM
Jesus fuck, you're all allowed assault rifles in America, right? Can't you just exercise your x-amendment rights to pop a cap in his ass?

The only reason we don't do just that is...Once you started, how could you STOP?  You'd never be done.
Title: Re: Oh god damn it
Post by: hirley0 on January 14, 2014, 06:38:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 13, 2014, 06:04:54 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on January 13, 2014, 06:01:31 PM
I am but a humble Swamp Yankee, and I do not understand this. Has Portlandicity reached the point where real-life Pinealists just sort of appear out of thin air?

Yep.


TRUE? AS FAR AS I CAN TELL

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Title: Re: Oh god damn it
Post by: Left on January 14, 2014, 11:35:49 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 13, 2014, 06:14:26 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 13, 2014, 06:09:22 PM
Jesus fuck, you're all allowed assault rifles in America, right? Can't you just exercise your x-amendment rights to pop a cap in his ass?

The only reason we don't do just that is...Once you started, how could you STOP?  You'd never be done.
:mittens:
Exactly.  And ammo prices are rising.
Title: Re: Oh god damn it
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 15, 2014, 02:23:09 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 13, 2014, 06:14:26 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 13, 2014, 06:09:22 PM
Jesus fuck, you're all allowed assault rifles in America, right? Can't you just exercise your x-amendment rights to pop a cap in his ass?

The only reason we don't do just that is...Once you started, how could you STOP?  You'd never be done.

Do you know how God feels like when it has a gun? I do it's beautiful!