Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: hooplala on January 16, 2014, 02:49:12 PM

Title: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Post by: hooplala on January 16, 2014, 02:49:12 PM
Do you despise someone greatly?  Do you wish to cause them great discomfort, and possibly some pain?

Not sure how to do it without being arrested?  Try Haribo Gummy Candy (http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=byRankDescending).

You're welcome.
Title: Re: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Post by: Junkenstein on January 16, 2014, 03:06:31 PM
Gold.

I usually go with Ritz Crackers to get the same effect on people but this has got to be worth a try.
Title: Re: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 16, 2014, 07:00:09 PM
I am ordering a bag to bring to work and leave upstairs in a bowl by the manager desk.

My GM is still breastfeeding - hopefully the effect will pass through breast milk and cause double the mess in her home.
Title: Re: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Post by: LMNO on January 16, 2014, 07:03:01 PM
I also think that Mike the Engineer would love a bag of this.
Title: Re: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on January 16, 2014, 07:07:12 PM
Hmmmmm .  . . Yeeeeeees. Yes. I think this will do nicely. >.>
Title: Re: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Post by: Suu on January 16, 2014, 07:08:45 PM
I have eaten these gummy bears.

They're a great way to lose weight very fast. And portions of your lower intestine.
Title: Re: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Post by: StandBackJack on January 17, 2014, 12:46:52 AM
They look delectable.
Title: Re: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2014, 12:51:58 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 16, 2014, 07:03:01 PM
I also think that Mike the Engineer would love a bag of this.

I try not to put food of any kind around him.

I have described his eating habits, yes?
Title: Re: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 17, 2014, 12:55:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 17, 2014, 12:51:58 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 16, 2014, 07:03:01 PM
I also think that Mike the Engineer would love a bag of this.

I try not to put food of any kind around him.

I have described his eating habits, yes?

Does he even chew?
Title: Re: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2014, 01:04:21 AM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 17, 2014, 12:55:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 17, 2014, 12:51:58 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 16, 2014, 07:03:01 PM
I also think that Mike the Engineer would love a bag of this.

I try not to put food of any kind around him.

I have described his eating habits, yes?

Does he even chew?

Yes.  It's more like he hasn't got any lips to keep what he's chewing inside his face.
Title: Re: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Post by: The Johnny on January 17, 2014, 01:47:14 AM

Well, Haribo also sells some type of nut mix down here, and its pretty fine and dandy!

I just think you 1st worlders have a spoiled kitten's intestinal fortitude.
Title: Re: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Post by: hooplala on January 17, 2014, 01:31:39 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 17, 2014, 12:51:58 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 16, 2014, 07:03:01 PM
I also think that Mike the Engineer would love a bag of this.

I try not to put food of any kind around him.

I have described his eating habits, yes?

Seems to me that would make him especially ripe for this.