Do you despise someone greatly? Do you wish to cause them great discomfort, and possibly some pain?
Not sure how to do it without being arrested? Try Haribo Gummy Candy (http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=byRankDescending).
You're welcome.
Gold.
I usually go with Ritz Crackers to get the same effect on people but this has got to be worth a try.
I am ordering a bag to bring to work and leave upstairs in a bowl by the manager desk.
My GM is still breastfeeding - hopefully the effect will pass through breast milk and cause double the mess in her home.
I also think that Mike the Engineer would love a bag of this.
Hmmmmm . . . Yeeeeeees. Yes. I think this will do nicely. >.>
I have eaten these gummy bears.
They're a great way to lose weight very fast. And portions of your lower intestine.
They look delectable.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 16, 2014, 07:03:01 PM
I also think that Mike the Engineer would love a bag of this.
I try not to put food of any kind around him.
I have described his eating habits, yes?
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 17, 2014, 12:51:58 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 16, 2014, 07:03:01 PM
I also think that Mike the Engineer would love a bag of this.
I try not to put food of any kind around him.
I have described his eating habits, yes?
Does he even chew?
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 17, 2014, 12:55:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 17, 2014, 12:51:58 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 16, 2014, 07:03:01 PM
I also think that Mike the Engineer would love a bag of this.
I try not to put food of any kind around him.
I have described his eating habits, yes?
Does he even chew?
Yes. It's more like he hasn't got any lips to keep what he's chewing inside his face.
Well, Haribo also sells some type of nut mix down here, and its pretty fine and dandy!
I just think you 1st worlders have a spoiled kitten's intestinal fortitude.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 17, 2014, 12:51:58 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 16, 2014, 07:03:01 PM
I also think that Mike the Engineer would love a bag of this.
I try not to put food of any kind around him.
I have described his eating habits, yes?
Seems to me that would make him especially ripe for this.