80 year old man hasn't bathed in 60 years... eats only rotten porcupine meat, drinks only water from a rusty can. He smokes shit. He doesn't cut his hair, he BURNS it.
I'm not making this up (http://www.odditycentral.com/news/worlds-dirtiest-man-80-year-old-iranian-man-hasnt-bathed-in-60-years.html).
Now, mind you, I don't know how reliable "Oddity Central" is as a source, and my intuition suggest 'not very'... but I can't bear to dig any deeper. I might find out it's not true.
Source appears to be the Tehran Times, "the voice of the Islamic Revolution and the oppressed people in the world" according to their tagline.
I guess it must be true, because I don't exactly see this as helping to spread the Islamic Revolution any.
This guy just came up in conversation over drinks. My friend considered this guy the example of the worst kind of hipster. Doing things just to be "out there" and different.
I tried to use the argument that this guy is the ultimate in the rock and roll lifestyle... EVERYTHING he does is extreme. If this guy had to travel to a nearby town, he'd probably use a fucking catapult.
Friend pointed out that this guy probably hasn't been laid in 60 years, which is thoroughly UN-rock and roll.
I've yet to formulate an adequate response to that.
For all that filth and lack of water I am willing to bet he has fewer life-long STDs than your average rock and roller.
Whose pants would rather see the inside of, that dude or Mick Jagger?
I guess Neither is an option as well.
...I saw a homeless guy who actually looked that grungy here, I was worried about him getting dehydrated b/c we were having a heatwave.
...Well, I bet he never catches cold-nobody can stand to get that close...
...His beard is likely not the only place he has dreads... :vom:
Quote from: Alty on January 17, 2014, 11:35:51 PM
I guess Neither is an option as well.
OH PRAISE JEEBUS!
This guy, if he isnt somehow bullshitting is the coolest.
I especially enjoy that he smokes shit. He sees the sense in pleasurable pasttimes, yet also the sense in easily renewable resources. If you could adapt your self to enjoy such living, would it not be superfucking rad? No rent! No depending on The Man™.
In the 21st Century, that could well be the road to freedom,
Oddly enough, rock and roll need not contain sex.
Actually, after consulting with my wife, I retract my statement.
Rock and roll cannot exist without sex.
We have guys like that in the US, too. Sometimes the police beat them to death for fun.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 18, 2014, 12:16:00 AM
Oddly enough, rock and roll need not contain sex.
OK buddy, just let us know where to make the drop so we can get LMNO back.
Sorry, I had an out-of-body experience for a moment, and temporarily thought I was in Jars Of Clay.