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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 21, 2014, 01:14:18 PM

Title: Biquette, the Heavy Metal goat, has died.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 21, 2014, 01:14:18 PM
 :sad:

http://www.aux.tv/2014/01/infamous-grindcore-loving-goat-died/
Title: Re: Biquette, the Heavy Metal goat, has died.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on January 21, 2014, 02:59:25 PM
:(
Title: Re: Biquette, the Heavy Metal goat, has died.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on January 21, 2014, 06:16:17 PM
She rocked hard and rocked out.
Title: Re: Biquette, the Heavy Metal goat, has died.
Post by: Left on January 21, 2014, 07:39:48 PM
Aww...
Title: Re: Biquette, the Heavy Metal goat, has died.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 21, 2014, 11:04:18 PM
On the bright side, a goat like Biquette existed in the first place. And that's probably the most appropriate kind of animal to take to metal.
Title: Re: Biquette, the Heavy Metal goat, has died.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on January 21, 2014, 11:43:49 PM
This goat lived a more beautiful life than most humans ever will.
Title: Re: Biquette, the Heavy Metal goat, has died.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on January 22, 2014, 12:18:48 AM
That goat probably made as many shows in a year as I make in ten.
JEALOUS.
Title: Re: Biquette, the Heavy Metal goat, has died.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 22, 2014, 12:19:57 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 22, 2014, 12:18:48 AM
That goat probably made as many shows in a year as I make in ten.
JEALOUS.

Not only that, but they were DIY shows, so you know she saw all the really interesting bands. And ate their cigarettes.
Title: Re: Biquette, the Heavy Metal goat, has died.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on January 22, 2014, 12:27:55 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on January 22, 2014, 12:19:57 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 22, 2014, 12:18:48 AM
That goat probably made as many shows in a year as I make in ten.
JEALOUS.

Not only that, but they were DIY shows, so you know she saw all the really interesting bands. And ate their cigarettes.

And did it without gagging, because GOAT.
Title: Re: Biquette, the Heavy Metal goat, has died.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on January 22, 2014, 12:41:24 AM
Motion to immediately canonize Biquette and pass a resolution to erect a memorial in front of a county courthouse somewhere.
Title: Re: Biquette, the Heavy Metal goat, has died.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 22, 2014, 12:41:46 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 22, 2014, 12:27:55 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on January 22, 2014, 12:19:57 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 22, 2014, 12:18:48 AM
That goat probably made as many shows in a year as I make in ten.
JEALOUS.

Not only that, but they were DIY shows, so you know she saw all the really interesting bands. And ate their cigarettes.

And did it without gagging, because GOAT.

Biquette's diet was worse than even that:

Quote from: http://noisey.vice.com/blog/grind-goat-will-never-die-but-you-willWhat was her favorite food?
Number one: tobacco!!!! In all its forms (butts from the ashtray, lit cig in your hand....)
And more generally a little bit of all the stuff lying around. She consumed a decent amount of the bottom of pots of paint or oil drains too...it depended on the season. She drank alcohol pretty well too, of the sort of all the bottoms of glasses of bottles of booze that people hid in another part of the barn and that she managed to root out.
Title: Re: Biquette, the Heavy Metal goat, has died.
Post by: President Television on January 22, 2014, 12:49:40 AM
Quote from: V3X on January 22, 2014, 12:41:24 AM
Motion to immediately canonize Biquette and pass a resolution to erect a memorial in front of a county courthouse somewhere.

Seconded. This has to happen.
Title: Re: Biquette, the Heavy Metal goat, has died.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2014, 12:50:19 AM
Heavy metal gyros!  :banana:
Title: Re: Biquette, the Heavy Metal goat, has died.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 22, 2014, 12:51:01 AM
Quote from: V3X on January 22, 2014, 12:41:24 AM
Motion to immediately canonize Biquette and pass a resolution to erect a memorial in front of a county courthouse somewhere.

Aye!
Title: Re: Biquette, the Heavy Metal goat, has died.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on January 22, 2014, 01:54:17 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on January 22, 2014, 12:51:01 AM
Quote from: V3X on January 22, 2014, 12:41:24 AM
Motion to immediately canonize Biquette and pass a resolution to erect a memorial in front of a county courthouse somewhere.

Aye!

Aye-aye!
Title: Re: Biquette, the Heavy Metal goat, has died.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on January 22, 2014, 02:46:06 AM
Quote from: V3X on January 22, 2014, 12:41:24 AM
Motion to immediately canonize Biquette and pass a resolution to erect a memorial in front of a county courthouse somewhere.

It's the LEAST we can do.
I think we should adopt her as a religious icon and avatar of the Most Holy(TM). How can you NOT venerate Biquette?
That should get us EVEN MORE courthouses.
Title: Re: Biquette, the Heavy Metal goat, has died.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 22, 2014, 03:06:53 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 22, 2014, 02:46:06 AM
Quote from: V3X on January 22, 2014, 12:41:24 AM
Motion to immediately canonize Biquette and pass a resolution to erect a memorial in front of a county courthouse somewhere.

It's the LEAST we can do.
I think we should adopt her as a religious icon and avatar of the Most Holy(TM). How can you NOT venerate Biquette?
That should get us EVEN MORE courthouses.

FB campaign? For buzz?

The original pics were a minor meme. The internet may actually favor canonization of a Heavy Metal goat, regardless of the church involved.