Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Anna Mae Bollocks on January 28, 2014, 07:10:59 AM

Title: UNLIMITED LOUISIANA APPRECIATION THREAD
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on January 28, 2014, 07:10:59 AM
You can click over from this link and read the actual complaint.
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2014/01/27/3206551/bhuddist-sixth-grader-harassed-teacher-told-change-religions-transfer-bible-belt-lawsuit-alleges/

QuoteA Louisiana teacher who taught her sixth grade class that evolution is "impossible" and that the bible is "100 percent true" ridiculed a Buddhist student during class and announced that those who don't believe in god are "stupid," according to a lawsuit filed by the American Civil Liberties Union of Louisiana.

When the child's parents reported the incidents, the Sabine Parish superintendent allegedly told them "this is the Bible Belt," and asked whether the child, referred to as "C.C." could either change his faith or transfer to a school where "there are more Asians."
Title: Re: UNLIMITED LOUISIANA APPRECIATION THREAD
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 28, 2014, 09:09:41 AM
I don't buy it. It's not stupid enough. Not enough hate.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED LOUISIANA APPRECIATION THREAD
Post by: Junkenstein on January 28, 2014, 09:30:59 AM
QuoteShe told her class that Buddhism is "stupid" and, "no one can stay alive that long without eating." And she told her students that "if evolution was real, it would still be happening: Apes would be turning into humans today."

I buy it, and it's pushing the stupid boat out but not nearly enough.

It's the future. You've got to compete with the monsters like Sherrif Joe and cannibals on bath salts. This teacher badly needs to kick it up a notch if she ever wants true fame.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED LOUISIANA APPRECIATION THREAD
Post by: Cain on January 28, 2014, 09:34:18 AM
Confusing Breatharianism with Buddhism may actually be more stupid than Breatharianism actually is.

Also  :lulz: at the person who belives in a man being resurrected after 3 days of death chiding others for their "impossible" beliefs.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED LOUISIANA APPRECIATION THREAD
Post by: Telarus on January 28, 2014, 04:49:12 PM
Wait, Breathanarianism?  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Poor kid.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED LOUISIANA APPRECIATION THREAD
Post by: Cain on January 28, 2014, 04:50:50 PM
Quote"no one can stay alive that long without eating."

I'm guessing that was a reference to Breatharianism, since as far as I know, Buddhism says nothing about staying alive without eating for long periods of time.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED LOUISIANA APPRECIATION THREAD
Post by: Telarus on January 28, 2014, 04:56:43 PM
Ha! Yah, nailed it. That quote wasn't in the story I read on this.