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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: LMNO on January 28, 2014, 06:08:46 PM

Title: Gentlemen, we have found a solution to the Florida Problem.
Post by: LMNO on January 28, 2014, 06:08:46 PM
57-year-old snowbird Doug Varrieur... was looking for a way to teach his eyesight-impaired wife how to shoot her self-defense pistol without the inconvenience of going to a commercial gun range... [So] he started shooting at cans and zombie cutouts right outside the door of his RV, around people he didn't know. He can do this because a state law prevents local municipalities from banning the discharge of firearms in residential neighborhoods. (http://gawker.com/florida-man-shoots-at-shit-in-his-rvs-front-yard-star-1510694158)

QuoteThe law says folks can fire anything they want on their own property, no matter how small the plot of land, as long as they're not "reckless" or "negligent"—terms that cops admit they're unsure how to interpret. And the first violation would be a misdemeanor anyway, meaning a police officer can't arrest an offender unless he witnesses the offense with his own eyes.

Quote"... if they want to shoot a fully automatic weapon, and have a class 3 license, technically they would not be in violation of anything."

QuoteMany municipalities in Florida used to have local laws banning the firing of guns in residential areas. While the preemptive state law has been in place for almost three decades, many local governments ignored it and passed their own gun ordinances.

But in 2011, backed by the National Rifle Association, the Republican-led state Legislature put more teeth into the state law, creating penalties for local lawmakers who violate it. Gov. Rick Scott signed the law that now makes anyone who creates or upholds local gun ordinances subject to fines of up to $5,000. They also can be removed from office and forced to pay their own legal bills if sued over local gun ordinances.


So, basically, we just sit back and wait.

Squiddie, you may want to invest in Kevlar.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, we have found a solution to the Florida Problem.
Post by: Faust on January 28, 2014, 06:35:16 PM
(http://www.gif-king.com/files/uSers/gif-king-2ca668593fba48cd013eac54f9ed97d2.gif)
Title: Re: Gentlemen, we have found a solution to the Florida Problem.
Post by: Junkenstein on January 28, 2014, 09:14:50 PM
QuoteThe law says folks can fire anything they want on their own property, no matter how small the plot of land, as long as they're not "reckless" or "negligent"—terms that cops admit they're unsure how to interpret. And the first violation would be a misdemeanor anyway, meaning a police officer can't arrest an offender unless he witnesses the offense with his own eyes.

Wait, what? Was this actually a real cop? This sounds like bullshit. I'd say it much more likely cops are fucking terrified to try and arrest a lunatic who think's he's within his rights. Oh, and the possessing an armed and operational gun will have nothing to do with it I'm sure.

So I guess the question is, will the inevitable tragic tale involve a dead cop(s),dead civillian(s) or both. I'm guessing both for a real clusterfuck. Probably able to pull the stand your ground card too if you're on your own property.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, we have found a solution to the Florida Problem.
Post by: Random Probability on January 28, 2014, 10:56:57 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on January 28, 2014, 09:14:50 PM
QuoteThe law says folks can fire anything they want on their own property, no matter how small the plot of land, as long as they're not "reckless" or "negligent"—terms that cops admit they're unsure how to interpret. And the first violation would be a misdemeanor anyway, meaning a police officer can't arrest an offender unless he witnesses the offense with his own eyes.

Wait, what? Was this actually a real cop? This sounds like bullshit. I'd say it much more likely cops are fucking terrified to try and arrest a lunatic who think's he's within his rights. Oh, and the possessing an armed and operational gun will have nothing to do with it I'm sure.

So I guess the question is, will the inevitable tragic tale involve a dead cop(s),dead civillian(s) or both. I'm guessing both for a real clusterfuck. Probably able to pull the stand your ground card too if you're on your own property.

Ooooh!  I wonder if "stand your ground" trumps "color of authority"?

:lulz:
Title: Re: Gentlemen, we have found a solution to the Florida Problem.
Post by: popeurmom on March 04, 2014, 02:48:40 PM
This is why I live in Florida.

One of the few places I am still a free man.

LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC! :)
Title: Re: Gentlemen, we have found a solution to the Florida Problem.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 04, 2014, 06:38:18 PM
Quote from: popeurmom on March 04, 2014, 02:48:40 PM
This is why I live in Florida.

One of the few places I am still a free man.

LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC! :)

:troll:
Title: Re: Gentlemen, we have found a solution to the Florida Problem.
Post by: Cain on March 04, 2014, 06:39:04 PM
Yeah, I found that, uh, "description" of America's very own banana republic to be pretty amusing too.