To the tune of I Can't Dance by Genesis
Hot sun, upside down
Velcro on my feet for just walking around.
Hot sun making me sweat
Maori getting close, haven't got me yet
I can't dance, I can't walk.
Only thing about me is the way I talk.
I can't dance, I can't sing
Im just standing here nailed to everything.
Miguel there, nailed to the floor,
I'm trying to get away, but they locked the door
Senora Paesor's got a body in the back room,
A cc of bovine cortisol is gonna seal my doom
Cos, I can't dance, I can't walk.
Really officer, I'm honestly ready to talk.
I can't dance, I can't sing
Im just standing here telling.
Oh and checking everything is in place,
Six pounds of cocaine and some tractor porn.
Young Lady driving nails through my shoes,
Her crazy husband talking to me trying to steal my blues.
Thick smoke, see her smiling through.
I never thought so much could happen just shooting pool.
But I can't dance, I can't walk.
Feeling kinda lucky that I can still talk
I can't dance, I can't sing
Im just standing here selling
Oh and checking everything is in place
Laced bourbon and an exit visa
Another body with a missing face - uh-huh.
No, I can't dance, I can't walk.
Ten penny nails driven through my socks
No, I can't dance, I can't sing
Im just standing here telling everything.
But I can talk.
No I can't dance.
No no no I can't dance
No I said I can't sing.
But I can talk.
Officer.
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: This is awesome.
Very nice. I spit spinach all over my monitor. :)
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No you fucking well can't talk to the officer. Well you can, but he won't understand you, because through a series of plausibly deniable links, the cafeteria at the station is supplied meat by Signora and WE DON'T EVEN OWN ANY ANIMALS.
Yeah, I give that copper a week, tops.
Quote from: Pæs on February 20, 2014, 08:36:07 PM
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No you fucking well can't talk to the officer. Well you can, but he won't understand you, because through a series of plausibly deniable links, the cafeteria at the station is supplied meat by Signora and WE DON'T EVEN OWN ANY ANIMALS.
Yeah, I give that copper a week, tops.
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I don't know if Phil Collins is more likely to steal this or sue you.
Probably both. Crazy bastard.