Moving this to the dictionary. (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28577.0.html)
Do you have any words or phrases that you made up and use in your every day life? If so, come share some of them here so we can grab them and pretend we're so awesome for using our own special language appreciate them in all their glory!
Here's a couple of mine...
Walmartian: A person who clearly does almost all if not all of their shopping at Walmart. They often are proud of this fact and talk about shopping at Walmart a lot. Bonus points if they do all their shopping around 2-3 AM when the midget hookers are stalking the aisles. Triple points if they actually are the midget hooker in question.
Example: Joey is a major Walmartian- he never shops anywhere else!
FUn: A feeling of determined frustration at an event that one must finish. It's one of those events that puts the "F*** YOU" in fun.
Example: Taking my exams was FUn.
ORANGE JUICE: Any event which seems emotionally difficult at the time, but in hindsight will probably seem like nothing or even turn out to be funny. Can also be used as an exclamation of emotional anguish during one of these situations.
Ok, there's a story on this one...
My best friend was trying to open a box of orange juice and failed miserably. It has been a bad week, and this was the straw that broke the camel's back. She slumped to the floor, sobbing because she felt like a waste of a human being for not being able to open a box of orange juice. Suddenly everything in her life sucked even more than before and nothing in the world mattered because she couldn't even open a box of orange juice. When her dad found her and asked what was wrong, she wailed "ORRANGE JUUUIIICEEE!!" and collapsed in tears.
She's planning to say that on her death bed now.
Citizen Kane can keep his sled, she'll have the ORANGE JUICE.
midget hookers?
Quote from: The Johnny on February 23, 2014, 09:30:55 AM
midget hookers?
midget hookers - things for hooking midgets
Quote from: MMIX on February 23, 2014, 04:31:51 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on February 23, 2014, 09:30:55 AM
midget hookers?
midget hookers - things for hooking midgets
Hey- midgets can get hooked on stuff just like everyone else. Grab some Warcraft, cigarettes and chocolate and you're bound to catch at least one! Or maybe a chainsmoking nerd. Well, you'll catch something, anyway.
Paging Brother Nihil. Brother Nihil to the "words I invented" thread.
Quote from: Pæs on February 23, 2014, 11:32:24 PM
Paging Brother Nihil. Brother Nihil to the "words I invented" thread.
And dont forget Von, we could have a personal circus.
We have a discordian dictionary.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 24, 2014, 04:23:30 PM
We have a discordian dictionary.
Ahh. Do you have the link so I can move this stuff over there? I browsed back 10+ pages in this forum and didn't see anything. :oops:
No worries, it's not on this particular subforum.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28577.0.html
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 24, 2014, 11:52:13 PM
No worries, it's not on this particular subforum.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28577.0.html
Thanks for the link. I'll work on moving these over later. :)