http://www.turnto10.com/story/24995055/dead-seal-with-sign-left-outside-providence-home
Somebody put a dead seal with a "Free Seal" sign in front of a house.
I wish I could make this madness up, but it made NATIONAL FUCKING NEWS IN FLORIDA.
FLORIDA.
WTG, Providence, you've out Florida'd Florida. All of my friends here are now like, "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE UP THERE?!"
The part that I'm having a hard time grasping is that at least two people voluntarily touched a dead seal. And, apparently, put it in their vehicle. Those things are disgusting.
Here, they said the sign said "FREE SEAL TO A GOOD HOME".
I didn't have shit to do with that, OR with the weird shit that went down in Hanover today.
It said, "FREE SEAL TO A GOOD HOME: SLEEPS A LOT. HOUSE BROKEN."
:horrormirth:
The warranty is void.
I liked Scott's post.
"It's not even Easter yet!"
...We are all terrible. Fucking. People. All of us. The fact that we can see this shit, and go, "Oh, look what Providence did NOW" instead of being absolutely MORTIFIED that some asshole took a dead baby seal from one of the beaches, drove it almost an hour, took the time to make that sign and then pull this just shows our disgusting desensitivity to the city. :lulz:
In other news, apparently New Hampshire still exists, and sometimes, there's a crime.
Totally appropriate time to reference Monty Python here. I'm not going to do it...just saying, this is a no-fault opportunity.
New WhatShire?
Never heard of it.
Roger and I were walking down Newbury St. today and passed a couple of cops eyeing a suspicious package. We were like, "Oh...."
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on March 21, 2014, 02:32:50 AM
Roger and I were walking down Newbury St. today and passed a couple of cops eyeing a suspicious package. We were like, "Oh...."
Happens all the time. Not saying that we shouldn't be too careful after the Marathon, but I mean, Boston PD *DID* blow up Mooninites.
Quote from: The Suu on March 21, 2014, 04:07:52 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on March 21, 2014, 02:32:50 AM
Roger and I were walking down Newbury St. today and passed a couple of cops eyeing a suspicious package. We were like, "Oh...."
Happens all the time. Not saying that we shouldn't be too careful after the Marathon, but I mean, Boston PD *DID* blow up Mooninites.
It was half a block from Copley Square. What date was it, again?
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-X6q3xnLyDAI/Uyx_M2o8h7I/AAAAAAAAA9A/NE8CVV5Kf6c/w193-h301-no/013107+Never+Forget.jpg)
Also, the Madonna Party is SELLING OUT.
Go here and see if you can get an advance ticket:
http://americanrepertorytheater.org/events/show/videodrome-discoth%C3%A8que-episode-99-love-so-fine-0
Let me know if you can't, we'll work something else out.
See PMs.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2014, 04:53:13 PM
Quote from: The Suu on March 21, 2014, 04:07:52 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on March 21, 2014, 02:32:50 AM
Roger and I were walking down Newbury St. today and passed a couple of cops eyeing a suspicious package. We were like, "Oh...."
Happens all the time. Not saying that we shouldn't be too careful after the Marathon, but I mean, Boston PD *DID* blow up Mooninites.
It was half a block from Copley Square. What date was it, again?
The Marathon last year was 15 April.