Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2014, 11:40:53 PM

Title: Goddammit, Canada.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2014, 11:40:53 PM
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:facepalm:

Title: Re: Goddammit, Canada.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2014, 11:44:55 PM
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WTF?  WTF?

GODDAMN ONTARIO.   :crankey:
Title: Re: Goddammit, Canada.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 18, 2014, 11:44:58 PM
WTF
Title: Re: Goddammit, Canada.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 18, 2014, 11:45:34 PM
HELLO, EDITORS?
Title: Re: Goddammit, Canada.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2014, 11:47:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 18, 2014, 11:45:34 PM
HELLO, EDITORS?

It's like they're not even TRYING.

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Title: Re: Goddammit, Canada.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2014, 11:50:13 PM
MAKE IT STOP

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WHO DOES THIS SHIT?
Title: Re: Goddammit, Canada.
Post by: Richter on March 18, 2014, 11:50:30 PM
I think they're trying, jsut at something different than usual.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Canada.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 19, 2014, 03:23:05 AM
I'm gonna go with "they are totally trying", just in the wrong way.  :lol:
Title: Re: Goddammit, Canada.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 19, 2014, 08:27:47 AM
It's almost as if they're saying, like "Yeah okay some bad shit happened but lets put that in context and squeeze it into a little corner of a page that's overwhelmingly not doom-based"

Kind of refreshing compared to the way our newspapers would devote 5 or 6 pages to explaining why "THIS MEANS WE ARE ALL FUCKED!"
Title: Re: Goddammit, Canada.
Post by: Cain on March 19, 2014, 08:33:48 AM
Obligatory "Daily Mail "She's a big girl now"" reference:

(http://i.imgur.com/Ru1kGKr.jpg)

Yes, that is the Mail complaining about the satirical show "Brass Eye" and the Paedogeddon Special, while commenting on an underage girl's breasts.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Canada.
Post by: hooplala on March 19, 2014, 11:03:20 AM
Every country needs a hobby.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Canada.
Post by: Junkenstein on March 19, 2014, 03:18:22 PM
For the Daily Heil, it's not so much a hobby as a near criminal obsession.

And that OP, 5/5. That editor deserved a raise. Hope they're still employed. 
Title: Re: Goddammit, Canada.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 19, 2014, 05:50:26 PM
I used to wonder if the brit tabloids had some kind of subliminal catholic-guilt agenda, trying to cog-diss their readers by plastering tit shots next to rape stories but occams razor suggests, no, they actually are that fucking clueless  :kingmeh:
Title: Re: Goddammit, Canada.
Post by: Scilon Agent on March 19, 2014, 05:53:49 PM
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