And look up Ezekiel 23:20.
:eek: :lulz: :eek:
HEE HAWWWWWWW
:fap:
Quote from: Hoopla on March 28, 2014, 07:34:24 PM
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I keep telling people, the Old Testament is better than the Book of the Subgenius. :lulz:
"Thigh" is a euphemism for "junk" in there. So when the guys put their hand on their thigh to swear an oath, they're swearing on their junk. :lol:
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on March 28, 2014, 07:40:20 PM
"Thigh" is a euphemism for "junk" in there. So when the guys put their hand on their thigh to swear an oath, they're swearing on their junk. :lol:
"...Smote him hip and thigh..."
:eek:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2014, 07:41:11 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on March 28, 2014, 07:40:20 PM
"Thigh" is a euphemism for "junk" in there. So when the guys put their hand on their thigh to swear an oath, they're swearing on their junk. :lol:
"...Smote him hip and thigh..."
:eek:
Yep. :lulz:
:lulz:
The old testament is my favorite book.
Proverbs 5:19
"Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love."
Jesus cursing the fig tree may be funnier, but this is much more sexytime.
Quote from: Hoopla on March 28, 2014, 07:50:22 PM
Jesus cursing the fig tree may be funnier, but this is much more sexytime.
What WAS the Generallisimo doing in the bronze age? :|
It's pretty, like the Song of Solomon.
THIS, OTOH...lots of rotting "thighs". http://www.artbible.info/concordance/t/6045-1.html
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2014, 07:51:57 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on March 28, 2014, 07:50:22 PM
Jesus cursing the fig tree may be funnier, but this is much more sexytime.
What WAS the Generallisimo doing in the bronze age? :|
Probably kindergarten.
Quote from: Hoopla on March 28, 2014, 07:55:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2014, 07:51:57 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on March 28, 2014, 07:50:22 PM
Jesus cursing the fig tree may be funnier, but this is much more sexytime.
What WAS the Generallisimo doing in the bronze age? :|
Probably kindergarten.
Probably still responsible for this shit.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2014, 07:41:11 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on March 28, 2014, 07:40:20 PM
"Thigh" is a euphemism for "junk" in there. So when the guys put their hand on their thigh to swear an oath, they're swearing on their junk. :lol:
"...Smote him hip and thigh..."
:eek:
Sorry, Richter...
Dude, Ezekiel 23:20 has been my favorite bible passage for YEARS. Love that shit. Better than Lot's incest, better than David pimping out his wife.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2014, 08:51:55 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on March 28, 2014, 07:55:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2014, 07:51:57 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on March 28, 2014, 07:50:22 PM
Jesus cursing the fig tree may be funnier, but this is much more sexytime.
What WAS the Generallisimo doing in the bronze age? :|
Probably kindergarten.
Probably still responsible for this shit.
Oh, undoubtably.
Does anyone else get the impression from that reading that "thigh" is a euphemism for "balls" and/or "labia"?
http://bible-translation.110mb.com/euphemisms.txt (http://bible-translation.110mb.com/euphemisms.txt)
Bow chicka bow bow. 8)
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 28, 2014, 10:37:26 PM
Dude, Ezekiel 23:20 has been my favorite bible passage for YEARS. Love that shit. Better than Lot's incest, better than David pimping out his wife.
Kinda hard to top the Uriah story, though.
Or, for that matter, Jezebel, who was branded a harlot for thousands of years for NOT betraying her husband.
Quote from: UNREGISTERED SHARPIE USER on March 29, 2014, 03:04:42 AM
http://bible-translation.110mb.com/euphemisms.txt (http://bible-translation.110mb.com/euphemisms.txt)
The Iliad does a better job of this sort of thing, to be perfectly honest.