Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: LMNO on April 08, 2014, 07:26:50 PM

Title: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: LMNO on April 08, 2014, 07:26:50 PM
(With apologies to Roger for stealing one of his taglines)

This was alluded to in the dGrasse Tyson thread, but WHAT THE FUCKING SHITKNUCKLES CHRIST is this?

http://www.geekosystem.com/kate-mulgrew-to-narrate-a-film-about-how-the-sun-revolves-around-the-earth/

I don't even care that it's some actor who pretended to be a space captain.  That would be like thinking Jan-Michael Vincent has some sort of special insight when it comes to helicopters. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airwolf)

No, the point is that it's a show about heliocentrism.  Which we should have done away with IN THE FIFTHEENTH FUCKING CENTURY.

The kicker?  I'll leave it to the article:

QuoteSungenis [the movie's principal] also happens to be a Holocaust  denier who believes in the "New World Order" and who writes articles about how Jewish people have aligned themselves with Satan. In fact, he's such a notorious anti-semite that even his own local bishop, Kevin Rhoades of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Harrisburg, has gone on record distancing himself from the guy and his "Catholic" organization. Seriously, do you know how much of an ass you have to be to get a bishop to notice you?


To sum up:

:crankey:
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2014, 07:40:24 PM
She just denounced the whole thing, just so ya know.
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2014, 07:43:03 PM
Also, I feel that perhaps we've been a little hasty with our cosmology.

The Earth centric model, for example, can work if all the planets sort of do a little loop-de-loop once every half orbit.

Also, it occurs to me that the world makes way more sense if it's flat.
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: Luna on April 08, 2014, 07:47:31 PM
The world makes more sense if I just accept the fact that the nice nurse will be along shortly with my next dose, and the nightmares will end any minute, now.
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: LMNO on April 08, 2014, 07:48:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2014, 07:40:24 PM
She just denounced the whole thing, just so ya know.

Well, that's a relief.
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: LMNO on April 08, 2014, 07:49:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2014, 07:43:03 PM
Also, I feel that perhaps we've been a little hasty with our cosmology.

The Earth centric model, for example, can work if all the planets sort of do a little loop-de-loop once every half orbit.

Also, it occurs to me that the world makes way more sense if it's flat.

Except for, you know, physics.
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2014, 08:00:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 08, 2014, 07:49:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2014, 07:43:03 PM
Also, I feel that perhaps we've been a little hasty with our cosmology.

The Earth centric model, for example, can work if all the planets sort of do a little loop-de-loop once every half orbit.

Also, it occurs to me that the world makes way more sense if it's flat.

Except for, you know, physics.

Balls.  Physics favors the flat earth model just as much as the 'almost spherical' one if you're willing to WIGGLE a bit, and Occam wasn't elected Jesus or anything.
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 08, 2014, 08:09:03 PM
My job would be MUCH easier if the world was flat.
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: Cain on April 08, 2014, 08:17:06 PM
SPHERICAL EARTH THEORY CREATED BY LAZY GEOLOGISTS SPENDING YOUR TAX DOLLARS ON SO-CALLED "SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH".
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 08, 2014, 08:20:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 08, 2014, 08:17:06 PM
SPHERICAL EARTH THEORY CREATED BY LAZY GEOLOGISTS SPENDING YOUR TAX DOLLARS ON SO-CALLED "SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH".

Blowing YUOR MONEY on rock hammers and plaid flannel shirts!
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2014, 02:05:00 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on April 08, 2014, 08:09:03 PM
My job would be MUCH easier if the world was flat.

Prove it isn't.  And don't give me any of that "Apollo program" crap, heathen.  You can't see the shape of the Earth from a movie set in Nevada.
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 09, 2014, 02:54:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2014, 02:05:00 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on April 08, 2014, 08:09:03 PM
My job would be MUCH easier if the world was flat.

Prove it isn't.  And don't give me any of that "Apollo program" crap, heathen.  You can't see the shape of the Earth from a movie set in Nevada.

Because if I don't account for the world being round, the site plan I draw for a site in Manhattan ends up in Schenectady.

And that would just be fucking inconvenient. Not that the Universe is above playing dirty tricks like that, but I'm not gonna go around enabling that kind of behavior.
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2014, 03:05:19 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on April 09, 2014, 02:54:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2014, 02:05:00 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on April 08, 2014, 08:09:03 PM
My job would be MUCH easier if the world was flat.

Prove it isn't.  And don't give me any of that "Apollo program" crap, heathen.  You can't see the shape of the Earth from a movie set in Nevada.

Because if I don't account for the world being round, the site plan I draw for a site in Manhattan ends up in Schenectady.

And that would just be fucking inconvenient. Not that the Universe is above playing dirty tricks like that, but I'm not gonna go around enabling that kind of behavior.

Crom says "Fuck Cainad, I do what I want".

Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 09, 2014, 03:10:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2014, 03:05:19 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on April 09, 2014, 02:54:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2014, 02:05:00 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on April 08, 2014, 08:09:03 PM
My job would be MUCH easier if the world was flat.

Prove it isn't.  And don't give me any of that "Apollo program" crap, heathen.  You can't see the shape of the Earth from a movie set in Nevada.

Because if I don't account for the world being round, the site plan I draw for a site in Manhattan ends up in Schenectady.

And that would just be fucking inconvenient. Not that the Universe is above playing dirty tricks like that, but I'm not gonna go around enabling that kind of behavior.

Crom says "Fuck Cainad, I do what I want".
:argh!:
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2014, 03:13:50 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on April 09, 2014, 03:10:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2014, 03:05:19 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on April 09, 2014, 02:54:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2014, 02:05:00 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on April 08, 2014, 08:09:03 PM
My job would be MUCH easier if the world was flat.

Prove it isn't.  And don't give me any of that "Apollo program" crap, heathen.  You can't see the shape of the Earth from a movie set in Nevada.

Because if I don't account for the world being round, the site plan I draw for a site in Manhattan ends up in Schenectady.

And that would just be fucking inconvenient. Not that the Universe is above playing dirty tricks like that, but I'm not gonna go around enabling that kind of behavior.

Crom says "Fuck Cainad, I do what I want".
:argh!:

I'd like to talk to you about my personal savior, Crom!
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Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 09, 2014, 03:20:24 AM
Crom saves? I thought he did more of the "trial by insane hardship" kind of gig.
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2014, 03:22:20 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on April 09, 2014, 03:20:24 AM
Crom saves? I thought he did more of the "trial by insane hardship" kind of gig.

The kid was gonna get to that bit.  He has no body below the waist, you see.
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 09, 2014, 03:30:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2014, 03:22:20 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on April 09, 2014, 03:20:24 AM
Crom saves? I thought he did more of the "trial by insane hardship" kind of gig.

The kid was gonna get to that bit.  He has no body below the waist, you see.

STILL BETTER THAN OBAMACARE THOUGH, AMIRITE?
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2014, 03:33:13 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on April 09, 2014, 03:30:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2014, 03:22:20 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on April 09, 2014, 03:20:24 AM
Crom saves? I thought he did more of the "trial by insane hardship" kind of gig.

The kid was gonna get to that bit.  He has no body below the waist, you see.

STILL BETTER THAN OBAMACARE THOUGH, AMIRITE?

Crom disapproves of the ACA.

Crom disapproves of doctors, come to think of it.
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 09, 2014, 06:57:06 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on April 08, 2014, 08:20:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 08, 2014, 08:17:06 PM
SPHERICAL EARTH THEORY CREATED BY LAZY GEOLOGISTS SPENDING YOUR TAX DOLLARS ON SO-CALLED "SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH".

Blowing YUOR MONEY on rock hammers and plaid flannel shirts!

I licked a sample in Geology lab today.

I'll give your field that; in no other lab have I been allowed, let alone encouraged to lick a sample. And fuck knows I ask in every single Biology lab.

Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: Junkenstein on April 09, 2014, 07:19:07 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on April 09, 2014, 03:20:24 AM
Crom saves? I thought he did more of the "trial by insane hardship" kind of gig.

Nah, Crom was more "I really couldn't give a shit. Live, die, whatever. Not my problem."

It's kind of like praying to me.
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 09, 2014, 07:54:50 AM
Just for the record - the reason the earth looks round from space is because the spaceship windows are round  :evil:
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: LMNO on April 09, 2014, 12:21:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2014, 08:00:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 08, 2014, 07:49:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2014, 07:43:03 PM
Also, I feel that perhaps we've been a little hasty with our cosmology.

The Earth centric model, for example, can work if all the planets sort of do a little loop-de-loop once every half orbit.

Also, it occurs to me that the world makes way more sense if it's flat.

Except for, you know, physics.

Balls.  Physics favors the flat earth model just as much as the 'almost spherical' one if you're willing to WIGGLE a bit, and Occam wasn't elected Jesus or anything.


WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE!
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Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2014, 02:12:20 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2014, 06:57:06 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on April 08, 2014, 08:20:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 08, 2014, 08:17:06 PM
SPHERICAL EARTH THEORY CREATED BY LAZY GEOLOGISTS SPENDING YOUR TAX DOLLARS ON SO-CALLED "SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH".

Blowing YUOR MONEY on rock hammers and plaid flannel shirts!

I licked a sample in Geology lab today.

I'll give your field that; in no other lab have I been allowed, let alone encouraged to lick a sample. And fuck knows I ask in every single Biology lab.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2014, 02:12:41 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 09, 2014, 07:54:50 AM
Just for the record - the reason the earth looks round from space is because the spaceship windows are round  :evil:

Round.  Like a dime.

Flat.  Like a dime.
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 09, 2014, 02:19:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2014, 06:57:06 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on April 08, 2014, 08:20:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 08, 2014, 08:17:06 PM
SPHERICAL EARTH THEORY CREATED BY LAZY GEOLOGISTS SPENDING YOUR TAX DOLLARS ON SO-CALLED "SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH".

Blowing YUOR MONEY on rock hammers and plaid flannel shirts!

I licked a sample in Geology lab today.

I'll give your field that; in no other lab have I been allowed, let alone encouraged to lick a sample. And fuck knows I ask in every single Biology lab.

You have undergone The Initiation.

But the true test will be whether or not you find yourself surreptitiously licking rocks and minerals, even after you know damn well that halite is the only one where that test actually reveals any information.
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 09, 2014, 06:14:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2014, 02:12:41 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 09, 2014, 07:54:50 AM
Just for the record - the reason the earth looks round from space is because the spaceship windows are round  :evil:

Round.  Like a dime.

Flat.  Like a dime.

Naw, man, what I'm saying is if you looked through a square window it'd be square. Teh observer influences the quantumz, dumbass!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 20, 2014, 05:05:19 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on April 09, 2014, 02:19:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2014, 06:57:06 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on April 08, 2014, 08:20:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 08, 2014, 08:17:06 PM
SPHERICAL EARTH THEORY CREATED BY LAZY GEOLOGISTS SPENDING YOUR TAX DOLLARS ON SO-CALLED "SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH".

Blowing YUOR MONEY on rock hammers and plaid flannel shirts!

I licked a sample in Geology lab today.

I'll give your field that; in no other lab have I been allowed, let alone encouraged to lick a sample. And fuck knows I ask in every single Biology lab.

You have undergone The Initiation.

But the true test will be whether or not you find yourself surreptitiously licking rocks and minerals, even after you know damn well that halite is the only one where that test actually reveals any information.

:lulz:

So far, it's fun. It's puzzle time! ID shit, and remember how babby the planet was formed. Today I discovered that the new D2L, as soon as you've completed a quiz, shows you where you rank vs. the rest of the class and so far I'm fucking the curve for everybody else.  :lol: We're only 3 weeks in so there's plenty of time for the gap to close. Maybe the lippy asshole who sits behind me, who in my head is named GoogleEarth "Broham" Einstein, will do it. I also nailed IDing every sample in lab.

I know Geology 201 is not a competitive class, but seriously, I'm in my 3rd term of Biology and I haven't been allowed to put ANYTHING in my mouth yet.
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 20, 2014, 05:06:31 AM
We did get to play with liver flukes yesterday, though.
Title: Re: Get off my planet, part 936
Post by: LMNO on April 20, 2014, 08:24:34 PM
TOO MANY INNUENDOS.  CANNOT DECIDE.

:asplode: