Nigel's been killing all the other members. It's the Nigel Extinction Event.
If you're reading this, it's already too late. You're MARKED FOR DEATH. You'll be on your phone on the subway or whatever, and you'll suddenly notice that everything has gone quiet. Sure, you CAN run at that point.
But you'll only die tired.
I, for one, an resigned to my fate.
I do believe I'm already dead.
Then again, I don't seem to be in Tucson, so results are inconclusive...
Quote from: Alty on April 15, 2014, 06:49:03 PM
I, for one, an resigned to my fate.
Yeah, I would be too, but I think she's saving me for last. So I can have my perfect world, or just catch a GLIMPSE of it, before having it snatched away in a horrible episode of carnage.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 15, 2014, 06:52:57 PM
I do believe I'm already dead.
Then again, I don't seem to be in Tucson, so results are inconclusive...
If you are not in Seguin, Tucson, or Phoenix, you are still alive. FOR NOW.
My body is ready.
My soul, on the other hand...
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 15, 2014, 06:53:53 PM
My body is ready.
My soul, on the other hand...
...Is gonna get handed over to trans-dimensional hoodlums to be used as crank.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2014, 06:55:17 PM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 15, 2014, 06:53:53 PM
My body is ready.
My soul, on the other hand...
...Is gonna get handed over to trans-dimensional hoodlums to be used as crank.
I Was A Teenage Meth Batch, the official biography.
At first everyone thought out would be thermonuclear war. Then they thought it would be ultraviolet radiation from the ozone hole. Then they thought it would be because someone forgot to add two digits to the clock. Then they thought it would be anthropogenic climate change. Little did those who experienced the sixth mass extinction that all of those scenarios paled in comparison for what actually was in store for them
Quote from: (Doktor (Nephew Twiddleton (Twid)) Blight) on April 15, 2014, 07:02:42 PM
At first everyone thought out would be thermonuclear war. Then they thought it would be ultraviolet radiation from the ozone hole. Then they thought it would be because someone forgot to add two digits to the clock. Then they thought it would be anthropogenic climate change. Little did those who experienced the sixth mass extinction that all of those scenarios paled in comparison for what actually was in store for them
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I CAN SEE FOREVER
What really terrifies me is the hoola hoop. Imagine being nigeled with that
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 15, 2014, 07:08:19 PM
What really terrifies me is the hoola hoop. Imagine being nigeled with that
:fap:
DO YOUR WORST!
I have binks!
Behind her sits the handbasket in which she has woven.
One by one we will all be going to hell in it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2014, 06:47:21 PM
Nigel's been killing all the other members. It's the Nigel Extinction Event.
If you're reading this, it's already too late. You're MARKED FOR DEATH. You'll be on your phone on the subway or whatever, and you'll suddenly notice that everything has gone quiet. Sure, you CAN run at that point.
But you'll only die tired.
:lulz: