Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2014, 06:47:21 PM

Title: It just occurred to me why this board is dead.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2014, 06:47:21 PM
Nigel's been killing all the other members.  It's the Nigel Extinction Event. 

If you're reading this, it's already too late.  You're MARKED FOR DEATH.  You'll be on your phone on the subway or whatever, and you'll suddenly notice that everything has gone quiet.  Sure, you CAN run at that point.

But you'll only die tired.
Title: Re: It just occurred to me why this board is dead.
Post by: Salty on April 15, 2014, 06:49:03 PM
I, for one, an resigned to my fate.
Title: Re: It just occurred to me why this board is dead.
Post by: LMNO on April 15, 2014, 06:52:57 PM
I do believe I'm already dead.

Then again, I don't seem to be in Tucson, so results are inconclusive...
Title: Re: It just occurred to me why this board is dead.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2014, 06:53:14 PM
Quote from: Alty on April 15, 2014, 06:49:03 PM
I, for one, an resigned to my fate.

Yeah, I would be too, but I think she's saving me for last.  So I can have my perfect world, or just catch a GLIMPSE of it, before having it snatched away in a horrible episode of carnage.
Title: Re: It just occurred to me why this board is dead.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2014, 06:53:46 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 15, 2014, 06:52:57 PM
I do believe I'm already dead.

Then again, I don't seem to be in Tucson, so results are inconclusive...

If you are not in Seguin, Tucson, or Phoenix, you are still alive.  FOR NOW.
Title: Re: It just occurred to me why this board is dead.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on April 15, 2014, 06:53:53 PM
My body is ready.


My soul, on the other hand...
Title: Re: It just occurred to me why this board is dead.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2014, 06:55:17 PM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 15, 2014, 06:53:53 PM
My body is ready.


My soul, on the other hand...

...Is gonna get handed over to trans-dimensional hoodlums to be used as crank.
Title: Re: It just occurred to me why this board is dead.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on April 15, 2014, 06:57:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2014, 06:55:17 PM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 15, 2014, 06:53:53 PM
My body is ready.


My soul, on the other hand...

...Is gonna get handed over to trans-dimensional hoodlums to be used as crank.

I Was A Teenage Meth Batch, the official biography.
Title: Re: It just occurred to me why this board is dead.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 15, 2014, 07:02:42 PM
At first everyone thought out would be thermonuclear war. Then they thought it would be ultraviolet radiation from the ozone hole. Then they thought it would be because someone forgot to add two digits to the clock. Then they thought it would be anthropogenic climate change. Little did those who experienced the sixth mass extinction that all of those scenarios paled in comparison for what actually was in store for them
Title: Re: It just occurred to me why this board is dead.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2014, 07:07:16 PM
Quote from: (Doktor (Nephew Twiddleton (Twid)) Blight) on April 15, 2014, 07:02:42 PM
At first everyone thought out would be thermonuclear war. Then they thought it would be ultraviolet radiation from the ozone hole. Then they thought it would be because someone forgot to add two digits to the clock. Then they thought it would be anthropogenic climate change. Little did those who experienced the sixth mass extinction that all of those scenarios paled in comparison for what actually was in store for them

(https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1514967_10152137577509069_3451549644625802398_n.jpg)

I CAN SEE FOREVER
Title: Re: It just occurred to me why this board is dead.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on April 15, 2014, 07:08:19 PM
What really terrifies me is the hoola hoop. Imagine being nigeled with that
Title: Re: It just occurred to me why this board is dead.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on April 15, 2014, 07:54:56 PM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 15, 2014, 07:08:19 PM
What really terrifies me is the hoola hoop. Imagine being nigeled with that

:fap:
Title: Re: It just occurred to me why this board is dead.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on April 15, 2014, 10:36:01 PM
DO YOUR WORST!
I have binks!
Title: Re: It just occurred to me why this board is dead.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 16, 2014, 05:06:57 AM
Behind her sits the handbasket in which she has woven.
One by one we will all be going to hell in it.
Title: Re: It just occurred to me why this board is dead.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 16, 2014, 06:35:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2014, 06:47:21 PM
Nigel's been killing all the other members.  It's the Nigel Extinction Event. 

If you're reading this, it's already too late.  You're MARKED FOR DEATH.  You'll be on your phone on the subway or whatever, and you'll suddenly notice that everything has gone quiet.  Sure, you CAN run at that point.

But you'll only die tired.

:lulz: