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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 16, 2014, 01:56:02 AM

Title: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 16, 2014, 01:56:02 AM
I know we all have to sell out from time to time, but really?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ygkwDX3p40
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2014, 01:59:19 AM
HOLY SHIT.

It's like seeing Coyote in a Macklemore video.
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 16, 2014, 02:04:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2014, 01:59:19 AM
HOLY SHIT.

It's like seeing Coyote in a Macklemore video.

The marine theme doesn't help  :lulz:
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2014, 02:31:38 AM
Quote from: (Doktor (Nephew Twiddleton (Twid)) Blight) on April 16, 2014, 02:04:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2014, 01:59:19 AM
HOLY SHIT.

It's like seeing Coyote in a Macklemore video.

The marine theme doesn't help  :lulz:

I think it helps beautifully.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: Ben Shapiro on April 16, 2014, 02:34:39 AM
Needs corn-pipe.

$3.50!

GOD BLESS MERKA!
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on April 16, 2014, 07:07:56 AM
I was high on surströmning.
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: Junkenstein on April 16, 2014, 07:13:40 AM
I now have an urge to acquire Mcdonalds uniforms arrange the handing out of free surströmning outside their "restaurants".

I'd expect the results to be glorious.
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2014, 02:10:14 PM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 16, 2014, 07:07:56 AM
I was high on surströmning.

Okay, I gotta ask.

WAT IS DAT
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: Cain on April 16, 2014, 02:13:13 PM
Oh boy, you're going to regret that question.

Cain,
knows the horrors of Scandanavian cuisine.
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2014, 02:17:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2014, 02:13:13 PM
Oh boy, you're going to regret that question.

Cain,
knows the horrors of Scandanavian cuisine.

I know that like I know the sun comes up before 5:30 AM.

But I am curious.
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 16, 2014, 02:37:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2014, 02:17:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2014, 02:13:13 PM
Oh boy, you're going to regret that question.

Cain,
knows the horrors of Scandanavian cuisine.

I know that like I know the sun comes up before 5:30 AM.

But I am curious.

Likewise.

I suspect it involves fish. Not fish delicious. But fish.
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: Suu on April 16, 2014, 02:51:21 PM
I have a Love/Hate relationship with McDonalds' seasonal Filet o Fish commercials.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: LMNO on April 16, 2014, 02:51:49 PM
Just googled it.  Then I remembered I saw an episode of No Reservations where Anthony Bourdain was presented with this stuff.


Good lord.
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: Cain on April 16, 2014, 02:53:19 PM
German food critic and author Wolfgang Fassbender wrote that "the biggest challenge when eating surströmming is to vomit only after the first bite, as opposed to before."
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 16, 2014, 02:54:36 PM
Quote from: The Suu on April 16, 2014, 02:51:21 PM
I have a Love/Hate relationship with McDonalds' seasonal Filet o Fish commercials.  :lulz:

The songs are obnoxious, because they're inane earworms that you kinda enjoy, and you want to kick yourself a little for that small bit of enjoyment.

There's also the bit where I don't eat fish.
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 16, 2014, 02:55:20 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2014, 02:53:19 PM
German food critic and author Wolfgang Fassbender wrote that "the biggest challenge when eating surströmming is to vomit only after the first bite, as opposed to before."

:lulz:

Ok, I gotta know. to the wikipedia!
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 16, 2014, 02:59:00 PM
I like how the article uses science to explain it. That sounds disgusting. I can see someone getting high off it and ending up on a submarine in a McDonald's commercial.
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: Junkenstein on April 16, 2014, 03:18:09 PM
I'm sure I've posted this before, but the first tale is rather relevant.

And believable.

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/worstsex/
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 16, 2014, 03:22:44 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 16, 2014, 03:18:09 PM
I'm sure I've posted this before, but the first tale is rather relevant.

And believable.

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/worstsex/

:lulz:
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on April 16, 2014, 04:07:45 PM
(http://gourmet.com.ph/images/gourmet-farms-fish3-surs.jpg)
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: Cain on April 16, 2014, 04:08:32 PM
Psh, that doesn't even begin to explain the horror, and you know it.
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on April 16, 2014, 04:09:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2014, 04:08:32 PM
Psh, that doesn't even begin to explain the horror, and you know it.

Oh I know.
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2014, 04:22:48 PM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 16, 2014, 04:07:45 PM
(http://gourmet.com.ph/images/gourmet-farms-fish3-surs.jpg)

That's, what, sardines packed in snot?
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on April 16, 2014, 04:23:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2014, 04:22:48 PM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 16, 2014, 04:07:45 PM
(http://gourmet.com.ph/images/gourmet-farms-fish3-surs.jpg)

That's, what, sardines packed in snot?

Fermented herring. Sealed in a hermetic tin for ages.
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2014, 04:24:40 PM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 16, 2014, 04:23:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2014, 04:22:48 PM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 16, 2014, 04:07:45 PM
(http://gourmet.com.ph/images/gourmet-farms-fish3-surs.jpg)

That's, what, sardines packed in snot?

Fermented herring. Sealed in a hermetic tin for ages.

Norwegian Kimchi?

Horrible.
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on April 16, 2014, 04:26:04 PM
Shortest surströmming video I found. They ALL have *Vomit alert* in the title.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-95PEeDdFGM
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: Cain on April 16, 2014, 04:26:15 PM
Quote from: WikipediaThe herring are caught in April and May, when they are in prime condition and just about to spawn. Prior to spawning, the herring have not fattened. They are then put into a strong brine for about 20 hours which draws out the blood, the heads are removed and they are gutted and put into a weaker brine solution. The barrels are then placed in a temperature controlled room kept at 15 to 20 degrees Celsius. Canning takes place at the beginning of July and for five weeks thereafter. Ten days prior to the premiere the final product is distributed to wholesalers.[6]

The fermentation of the fish depends on a lactic acid enzyme in the spine that is activated if the conditions are right (temperature and brine concentration). The low temperatures in Northern Sweden is one of the parameters that affects the character of the final product.
Fermentation continues in the can which causes the can to bulge noticeably. Prior to modern canning methods, surströmming was sold in wooden barrels, and was only consumed locally. As even the smallest one litre kegs could leak, surströmming was bought directly from the producers in small quantities for immediate consumption.[7]

Half a year to a year later gases have built up sufficiently for the once flat tops of the cylindrical tins to bulge into a more rounded shape. These unusual containers of surströmming can be found today in supermarkets all over Sweden. However, certain airlines have banned the tins on their flights, considering the pressurised containers to be potentially dangerous (see also below).[8] Species of Haloanaerobium bacteria are responsible for the in-can ripening. These bacteria produce carbon dioxide and a number of compounds that account for the unique odour: pungent (propionic acid), rotten-egg (hydrogen sulfide), rancid-butter (butyric acid), and vinegary (acetic acid)
Title: Re: Waffles, what the fuck?
Post by: Cain on April 16, 2014, 04:27:25 PM
And it's still better than Hakarl.  Fucking Icelanders...can't be trusted to do anything right.