Because I toldja so.
http://modernwomandigest.com/disturbing-new-feminist-trend-free-bleeding/
I am in total agreement with this, by the way, and I plan to begin free shitting.
Free screaming - when you discover free bleeding and no longer find it necessary to hold back.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 22, 2014, 12:54:49 AM
Free screaming - when you discover free bleeding and no longer find it necessary to hold back.
Hang on, I'm free pissing.
I'm going to freely keep buying Kotex, because no.
-Suu
Evidently not feminist enough for the 21st Century
That's great for, y'know, light flow days. But what about Category 3 Hurricane days? Not enough sandbags in the world.
I will gladly twist a broken beer bottle into ANYONE that wants to bleed freely.
But wait, there's more!
Act now and you may also receive at no additional cost, a good clean punch in the throat!
What a bargain! Ladies, this is too great a deal to pass up.
Pick up the phone, try not to pass out from your own armpit hair odor, and call me now.
Two things.
The first - This is probably a huge fetish for more than a few and they're all probably happy as pigs in shit right about now. Worth remembering.
Secondly, that article....
QuoteAnimals of lesser intelligence run around naked and without the use of proper tools to make their lives easier because they are just that, of lesser intelligence. Our vast knowledge gives us added perception as to what filthy creatures we truly are, and gives us the know-how on ways to rectify these obstacles.
Quotesecondly, it is a well known, documented, scientifically proven fact that women are naturally more unclean than men are. It's stated in the Bible, as well there have been studies done on the female anatomy to further my case.
The Author?
QuoteAdora Bull is an American semi-amateur journalist, alternative model and national spokeswoman for Goths For Christ. She graduated top of her class from Bronx Haven High School in New York City, voted most likely to "make a difference". She has recently been dubbed by her fans as the "Miley Cyrus of Journalism."
Goths for Christ?
https://www.facebook.com/gothsforchrist
Well. I'm assuming these "fans" are other members of this group.
There's some fun to be had there, surely. For you facebook using folk anyway.
:eek:
The dry-cleaning bills, alone... I'm not even going to THINK about the damage to the car seats...
:vom:
shaking head sadly
http://lipmag.com/opinion/free-bleeding-fact-or-myth/comment-page-1/
still shaking head sadly
Jesus tittyfucking Christ.
Seriously, everyone?
Line the fuck up because I have Brooklyn Bridges for sale for all of you.
ECH is half right.
IIRC, freebleeding was something 4chan originally invented. However, a look at this (http://www.tumblr.com/search/freebleeding.) will tell you, while there are many people criticising it, there are more than a few supporters.
My fetish comment still stands. That's almost certainly the base for many "supporters".
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2014, 12:51:06 AM
I am in total agreement with this, by the way, and I plan to begin free shitting.
I have horrible haemorrhoids so I can do both at the same time.
Quote from: Cain on April 22, 2014, 10:58:30 AM
ECH is half right.
IIRC, freebleeding was something 4chan originally invented. However, a look at this (http://www.tumblr.com/search/freebleeding.) will tell you, while there are many people criticising it, there are more than a few supporters.
I don't care where the supporters come from. What gets my motor running is that they exist.
And shame on you, ECH. You ought to know that any level of idiocy will not only be accepted but performed, if it fits someone's uniform requirements. It may start out as a joke, but Poe's Law takes no prisoners.