(http://i.imgur.com/7Q7Q1Sv.gif)
I think this needs to be an emote, I just don't know for what. :lulz:
:fap:
Also,
(https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10245533_10152376013303255_7293948558798187440_n.jpg)
Wait.
How is that POSSIBLY NSFW?
"What are you looking at?"
"GOAT BLOWJOBS, BOSS!"
Technically, it's an "organic castration".
No, really. That's what it was labeled.
But you're totally right, most people would be too flustered and embarrassed just by that to want to have to relay the incident enough times to get you fired over it.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 24, 2014, 02:59:11 AM
Technically, it's an "organic castration".
No, really. That's what it was labeled.
But you're totally right, most people would be too flustered and embarrassed just by that to want to have to relay the incident enough times to get you fired over it.
I am going to go pour beer in my face until I forget this conversation has ever happened.
I think my work here is done. :thanks:
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 24, 2014, 03:08:43 AM
I think my work here is done. :thanks:
You know, it takes a great deal to freak me the fuck out.
And you have managed it. Well done, sir.
Sweet motherfucking jesus fuck. :x
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 24, 2014, 01:23:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/7Q7Q1Sv.gif)
I think this needs to be an emote, I just don't know for what. :lulz:
Jesus. Are rubber bands too expensive now?
....................................
One of my friends has a youtube alt called "PEARLJAMBLOWSGOATS".
I think it would be a great emote. THE NEED ALREADY EXISTS.
You could call it :nickelback: or :jasonaldean:
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 24, 2014, 04:59:42 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 24, 2014, 01:23:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/7Q7Q1Sv.gif)
I think this needs to be an emote, I just don't know for what. :lulz:
Jesus. Are rubber bands too expensive now?
That's inhumane, according to people in the know. (http://www.ted.com/talks/mike_rowe_celebrates_dirty_jobs)
Quote from: Net (+ 1 Hidden) on April 24, 2014, 07:36:04 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 24, 2014, 04:59:42 AM
Jesus. Are rubber bands too expensive now?
That's inhumane, according to people in the know. (http://www.ted.com/talks/mike_rowe_celebrates_dirty_jobs)
Wow, I never would have guessed that just biting the nuts off is the quickest and most humane way to go. There go me and my assumptions, being wrong, again.
I'm just gonna sit here and not think about anything ever again. :eek:
Oh FUCK I didn't look at it long enough, I thought she was just blowing it. AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
ECH, you earned these with this thread:
:mittens:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2014, 03:05:21 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 24, 2014, 02:59:11 AM
Technically, it's an "organic castration".
No, really. That's what it was labeled.
But you're totally right, most people would be too flustered and embarrassed just by that to want to have to relay the incident enough times to get you fired over it.
I am going to go pour beer in my face until I forget this conversation has ever happened.
I'm going to accidentally the face with bourbon now.
:eek: That's... Okay, that's a new one.
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on April 24, 2014, 11:25:17 PM
Oh FUCK I didn't look at it long enough, I thought she was just blowing it. AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
(http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/oh-boy-spanky-George-McFarland.gif)
Genitals are really, really elastic. To a point, anyway. Aren't they?
ETA: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
(http://i.rugmi.eu/7Q7Q1Sv.gif)
ECH has achieved total victory over the Internet.
I'm gonna go dig a nice deep hole and stay there.
Quote from: Pæs on April 25, 2014, 04:12:49 AM
(http://i.rugmi.eu/7Q7Q1Sv.gif)
This does not make it better at all, Paes, but thanks for making the effort.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 25, 2014, 06:20:23 AM
Quote from: Pæs on April 25, 2014, 04:12:49 AM
(http://i.rugmi.eu/7Q7Q1Sv.gif)
This does not make it better at all, Paes, but thanks for making the effort.
BUT SHE PUT THEM BACK!!
NOT. DESENSITIZED. YET.
NOT. GOING. TO. TRY. TO. BE.
That barely registers for me.
The fact that it doesn't bother me bothers me greatly, I need to get my empathy back.