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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Pæs on April 24, 2014, 10:52:11 AM

Title: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: Pæs on April 24, 2014, 10:52:11 AM
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Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: MMIX on April 24, 2014, 11:58:42 AM
Wow, that has to be the ultimate "Curate's Egg".
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: Reginald Ret on April 24, 2014, 01:15:35 PM
4. WAT.
5. Cannabis is not homeopathic. Also, Wat.
6. What? What mean Speak Truth to Power?

Now I'm pissed that i actually do 2 and 8.
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: Cain on April 24, 2014, 01:28:15 PM
"Speak Truth to Power" is one of those tired, cliched phrases beloved of lefties, libertarians and conspiracy theorists everywhere.  They love it, because it aggrandizes their beliefs ("truth") and their role ("plucky outsider telling "Power" how it is").

It was actually coined by Quakers, who I can somewhat respect, Richard Nixon aside, since they have a long history of principled pacifism, opposition to slavery and similar.
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: Junkenstein on April 24, 2014, 02:52:27 PM
The irony of course being, that Power defines Truth.
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: LMNO on April 24, 2014, 02:55:26 PM
Balls. 

F=ma

That's true, regardless of who's in Power.
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: hooplala on April 24, 2014, 03:01:32 PM
My diabetic sister might disagree with at least one of those.  But then again, you know what they say about diabetics...
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 24, 2014, 04:59:27 PM
Oh FFS.
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2014, 05:03:04 PM
POLITICAL DARWINISM.

This is a group that has found a way to make themselves powerless without making themselves invisible.  Which seems to me to be a fatal mutation.
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on April 24, 2014, 05:06:10 PM
Reading 1-3, I was like "ok, this isn't so bad" - even if 3 is nearly impossible, steps toward it are at least fine enough. Then 4 :roll: Not that I'm for mutilating children, but it's obvious why that's there.

And I like potted up as much as the next guy, and am all for research into the benefits of medical marijuana, but I really can't stand the "ALL doctors and prescriptions are evil! Weed cures all!"

In the same way that I have an interest in the "paranormal" and what have you, but then people are like "OH, so you must like that Ghost Hunters show" and I want to stab myself in the eye
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2014, 05:10:37 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on April 24, 2014, 05:06:10 PM
Reading 1-3, I was like "ok, this isn't so bad" - even if 3 is nearly impossible, steps toward it are at least fine enough. Then 4 :roll: Not that I'm for mutilating children, but it's obvious why that's there.

And I like potted up as much as the next guy, and am all for research into the benefits of medical marijuana, but I really can't stand the "ALL doctors and prescriptions are evil! Weed cures all!"

In the same way that I have an interest in the "paranormal" and what have you, but then people are like "OH, so you must like that Ghost Hunters show" and I want to stab myself in the eye

THIS IS HOW THEY FUCK YOU.

Everything out of the ordinary is blown so far out of proportion that it's cringetastic to look at.  Everything weird is made stupid.  Every question about modern medicine or corporate practices is turned into some hippie raving.  Concerns about Monsanto, etc, are morphed into some weird Terrence-McKenna-more-stoned-than-usual "FARM YE OLDE EARTH" assbaggery.

So soon, you stop questioning anything, because a false dichotomy has been established, and THE alternative to the status quo is dumb fucking flower child bullshit.  It occurs to me that I have fallen for this trap myself. 
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: LMNO on April 24, 2014, 05:14:03 PM
I was pretty sure that this is a fairly clever troll.  Then I thought about Poe, and had a sad.
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on April 24, 2014, 06:10:31 PM
What if you raise your own chickens and then use their eggs to produce your own vaccines? No big-pharma, no evil, no problem...right?

Which reminds me, Hey Nigel, when you're flush with eggs again...
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 24, 2014, 08:51:28 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on April 24, 2014, 06:10:31 PM
What if you raise your own chickens and then use their eggs to produce your own vaccines? No big-pharma, no evil, no problem...right?

Which reminds me, Hey Nigel, when you're flush with eggs again...

Sadly, I only have 4 hens left and only 2 of them seem to be laying, so I have to make the decision whether to obtain more chickens or whether to call it good and let them slowly fade away.
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 24, 2014, 08:54:38 PM
The part about not vaccinating or medicating kids really gets to me. These are the people who just let their kids die of preventable/curable diseases and then pretend it wasn't their fault.
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2014, 09:13:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 24, 2014, 08:54:38 PM
The part about not vaccinating or medicating kids really gets to me. These are the people who just let their kids die of preventable/curable diseases and then pretend it wasn't their fault.

Interesting thing, I saw some people interviewed whose kids were not vaccinated and have gotten sick in the last round of measles, and they have expressed more of a "I didn't think that could actually happen anymore" attitude.

Which implies they were not vaccinating for social approval reasons, not bad signal.

I can't decide which is worse.
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: Bu🤠ns on April 24, 2014, 11:42:51 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 24, 2014, 08:51:28 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on April 24, 2014, 06:10:31 PM
What if you raise your own chickens and then use their eggs to produce your own vaccines? No big-pharma, no evil, no problem...right?

Which reminds me, Hey Nigel, when you're flush with eggs again...

Sadly, I only have 4 hens left and only 2 of them seem to be laying, so I have to make the decision whether to obtain more chickens or whether to call it good and let them slowly fade away.


(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/chicken_regret_nothing.gif)

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Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: Bu🤠ns on April 24, 2014, 11:46:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2014, 05:10:37 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on April 24, 2014, 05:06:10 PM
Reading 1-3, I was like "ok, this isn't so bad" - even if 3 is nearly impossible, steps toward it are at least fine enough. Then 4 :roll: Not that I'm for mutilating children, but it's obvious why that's there.

And I like potted up as much as the next guy, and am all for research into the benefits of medical marijuana, but I really can't stand the "ALL doctors and prescriptions are evil! Weed cures all!"

In the same way that I have an interest in the "paranormal" and what have you, but then people are like "OH, so you must like that Ghost Hunters show" and I want to stab myself in the eye

THIS IS HOW THEY FUCK YOU.

Everything out of the ordinary is blown so far out of proportion that it's cringetastic to look at.  Everything weird is made stupid.  Every question about modern medicine or corporate practices is turned into some hippie raving.  Concerns about Monsanto, etc, are morphed into some weird Terrence-McKenna-more-stoned-than-usual "FARM YE OLDE EARTH" assbaggery.

So soon, you stop questioning anything, because a false dichotomy has been established, and THE alternative to the status quo is dumb fucking flower child bullshit.  It occurs to me that I have fallen for this trap myself. 

This is pretty sneaky...this false dichotomy thing.  Time to go back and reevaluate my views (again). It's been awhile anyway.
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 25, 2014, 01:52:24 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 24, 2014, 02:55:26 PM
Balls. 

F=ma

That's true, regardless of who's in Power.

No, that's a fact.

All facts may be true, but not all truths are facts.
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 25, 2014, 03:09:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2014, 09:13:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 24, 2014, 08:54:38 PM
The part about not vaccinating or medicating kids really gets to me. These are the people who just let their kids die of preventable/curable diseases and then pretend it wasn't their fault.

Interesting thing, I saw some people interviewed whose kids were not vaccinated and have gotten sick in the last round of measles, and they have expressed more of a "I didn't think that could actually happen anymore" attitude.

Which implies they were not vaccinating for social approval reasons, not bad signal.

I can't decide which is worse.

It's still bad signal, just a different bad signal.
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 25, 2014, 06:12:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2014, 05:10:37 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on April 24, 2014, 05:06:10 PM
Reading 1-3, I was like "ok, this isn't so bad" - even if 3 is nearly impossible, steps toward it are at least fine enough. Then 4 :roll: Not that I'm for mutilating children, but it's obvious why that's there.

And I like potted up as much as the next guy, and am all for research into the benefits of medical marijuana, but I really can't stand the "ALL doctors and prescriptions are evil! Weed cures all!"

In the same way that I have an interest in the "paranormal" and what have you, but then people are like "OH, so you must like that Ghost Hunters show" and I want to stab myself in the eye

THIS IS HOW THEY FUCK YOU.

Everything out of the ordinary is blown so far out of proportion that it's cringetastic to look at.  Everything weird is made stupid.  Every question about modern medicine or corporate practices is turned into some hippie raving.  Concerns about Monsanto, etc, are morphed into some weird Terrence-McKenna-more-stoned-than-usual "FARM YE OLDE EARTH" assbaggery.

So soon, you stop questioning anything, because a false dichotomy has been established, and THE alternative to the status quo is dumb fucking flower child bullshit. It occurs to me that I have fallen for this trap myself.

I can usually keep this at bay with my 99%-fuckheads theory. I'm not claiming this is accurate or anything but if I examine anything through the lense that 99% of the supporters are probably braindead idiots, it makes it easier for me to judge it objectively.
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: LMNO on April 25, 2014, 12:09:02 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 25, 2014, 01:52:24 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 24, 2014, 02:55:26 PM
Balls. 

F=ma

That's true, regardless of who's in Power.

No, that's a fact.

All facts may be true, but not all truths are facts.

I'll give you that, but even so:

Quote from: Junkenstein on April 24, 2014, 02:52:27 PM
The irony of course being, that Power defines Truth.

Is balls.
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: Junkenstein on April 25, 2014, 01:02:56 PM
Is it? From what I see, those in power are able to define the truth to a relatively large degree.
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 25, 2014, 01:52:43 PM
There are two forms of truth - objective and subjective, the latter can be, and quite often is, both not true and influence by power. The former is still true but zen applies - if a truth exists and nobody is there to perceive it, is it still true?
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: LMNO on April 25, 2014, 01:54:04 PM
See Junk, you were talking in absolutes, now you're talking in relative terms.


Oh, look, semantics!  I'll be in the corner.  By the stairs.
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: Junkenstein on April 25, 2014, 01:55:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 25, 2014, 01:54:04 PM
See Junk, you were talking in absolutes, now you're talking in relative terms.


Oh, look, semantics!  I'll be in the corner.  By the stairs.

Good point, well made.

Bastard.

Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on July 07, 2014, 03:31:25 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on April 25, 2014, 03:09:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2014, 09:13:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 24, 2014, 08:54:38 PM
The part about not vaccinating or medicating kids really gets to me. These are the people who just let their kids die of preventable/curable diseases and then pretend it wasn't their fault.

Interesting thing, I saw some people interviewed whose kids were not vaccinated and have gotten sick in the last round of measles, and they have expressed more of a "I didn't think that could actually happen anymore" attitude.

Which implies they were not vaccinating for social approval reasons, not bad signal.

I can't decide which is worse.

It's still bad signal, just a different bad signal.

I just finished this exhausting "debate" with an anti-vaxer on FB. A PhD in Clinical Psychology no less (I found out what her specialty was from the google, because curiously she touted herself as a "working scientist" and "clinician" studiously not mentioning that nothing she did had anything to do with to discipline we were discussing). One of the 80+ claims she laid out (horrible Gish Gallop) was that a person is more likely to have a bad reaction to a vaccination than they are to get the disease they are being vaccinated against...

PhD...working scientist...clinician...doesn't know how variables do.
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: Cain on July 07, 2014, 03:42:26 PM
Well, clinical psychologists don't necessarily have a hard science background at all.  I mean, one of the therapeutic branches of clinical psychology is the postmodern one:

Quote from: WikipediaPostmodern psychology says that the experience of reality is a subjective construction built upon language, social context, and history, with no essential truths.[65] Since "mental illness" and "mental health" are not recognized as objective, definable realities, the postmodern psychologist instead sees the goal of therapy strictly as something constructed by the client and therapist
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on July 07, 2014, 03:48:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 07, 2014, 03:42:26 PM
Well, clinical psychologists don't necessarily have a hard science background at all.  I mean, one of the therapeutic branches of clinical psychology is the postmodern one:

Quote from: WikipediaPostmodern psychology says that the experience of reality is a subjective construction built upon language, social context, and history, with no essential truths.[65] Since "mental illness" and "mental health" are not recognized as objective, definable realities, the postmodern psychologist instead sees the goal of therapy strictly as something constructed by the client and therapist

She said she was a working scientist, Cain! This was not an appeal to authority, because she said she's just throwing information out there for free thinkers to consider. That's why it was important for her to point out that she's a working scientist...and a clinician...because you shouldn't just uncritically take her word for it...her working.scientist.word....clinician.
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: Reginald Ret on July 07, 2014, 03:55:28 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on July 07, 2014, 03:48:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 07, 2014, 03:42:26 PM
Well, clinical psychologists don't necessarily have a hard science background at all.  I mean, one of the therapeutic branches of clinical psychology is the postmodern one:

Quote from: WikipediaPostmodern psychology says that the experience of reality is a subjective construction built upon language, social context, and history, with no essential truths.[65] Since "mental illness" and "mental health" are not recognized as objective, definable realities, the postmodern psychologist instead sees the goal of therapy strictly as something constructed by the client and therapist

She said she was a working scientist, Cain! This was not an appeal to authority, because she said she's just throwing information out there for free thinkers to consider. That's why it was important for her to point out that she's a working scientist...and a clinician...because you shouldn't just uncritically take her word for it...her working.scientist.word....clinician.
:lulz:
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: Aucoq on July 07, 2014, 05:34:23 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on July 07, 2014, 03:48:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 07, 2014, 03:42:26 PM
Well, clinical psychologists don't necessarily have a hard science background at all.  I mean, one of the therapeutic branches of clinical psychology is the postmodern one:

Quote from: WikipediaPostmodern psychology says that the experience of reality is a subjective construction built upon language, social context, and history, with no essential truths.[65] Since "mental illness" and "mental health" are not recognized as objective, definable realities, the postmodern psychologist instead sees the goal of therapy strictly as something constructed by the client and therapist

She said she was a working scientist, Cain! This was not an appeal to authority, because she said she's just throwing information out there for free thinkers to consider. That's why it was important for her to point out that she's a working scientist...and a clinician...because you shouldn't just uncritically take her word for it...her working.scientist.word....clinician.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
Post by: The Johnny on July 07, 2014, 08:23:08 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on July 07, 2014, 03:48:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 07, 2014, 03:42:26 PM
Well, clinical psychologists don't necessarily have a hard science background at all.  I mean, one of the therapeutic branches of clinical psychology is the postmodern one:

Quote from: WikipediaPostmodern psychology says that the experience of reality is a subjective construction built upon language, social context, and history, with no essential truths.[65] Since "mental illness" and "mental health" are not recognized as objective, definable realities, the postmodern psychologist instead sees the goal of therapy strictly as something constructed by the client and therapist

She said she was a working scientist, Cain! This was not an appeal to authority, because she said she's just throwing information out there for free thinkers to consider. That's why it was important for her to point out that she's a working scientist...and a clinician...because you shouldn't just uncritically take her word for it...her working.scientist.word....clinician.

It saddens me to see colleagues that dont understand that subjectivity ends... WHERE THE BARSTOOL BEGINS!

:barstool: