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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Cain on May 14, 2014, 10:48:31 AM

Title: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: Cain on May 14, 2014, 10:48:31 AM
It's just like the Arab Spring (http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/05/13/operation-american-spring-promises-to-drive-obama-from-office-this-friday/), only for the bit where Obama's not a dictator and none of this is new.
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: LMNO on May 14, 2014, 12:21:31 PM
Good lord.

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Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 14, 2014, 01:14:27 PM
Quote"There is no way a militia with small arms can defeat the kind of arms the U.S. government can bring to bear on such a battle, but one has to admire the courage of those people who showed up to confront them," Phillips said, comparing the protest to the American Revolution. "That's quintessentially American!"

Oh good. A teabagger's finally right about something.

I imagine Friday will be a rather dull day.
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 14, 2014, 01:15:59 PM
QuoteOr, as a blogger speculated at Before It's News, the whole operation could be a false flag planted by the Obama administration to launch a civil war.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: Cain on May 14, 2014, 01:20:26 PM
Before Its News - because reality cannot match my lithium deficient visions.
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2014, 11:24:31 PM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on May 14, 2014, 01:14:27 PM
Quote"There is no way a militia with small arms can defeat the kind of arms the U.S. government can bring to bear on such a battle, but one has to admire the courage of those people who showed up to confront them," Phillips said, comparing the protest to the American Revolution. "That's quintessentially American!"

Oh good. A teabagger's finally right about something.

I imagine Friday will be a rather dull day.

No, that's quintessentially BRITISH.  Americans have never successfully revolted ever.
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 15, 2014, 11:28:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2014, 11:24:31 PM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on May 14, 2014, 01:14:27 PM
Quote"There is no way a militia with small arms can defeat the kind of arms the U.S. government can bring to bear on such a battle, but one has to admire the courage of those people who showed up to confront them," Phillips said, comparing the protest to the American Revolution. "That's quintessentially American!"

Oh good. A teabagger's finally right about something.

I imagine Friday will be a rather dull day.

No, that's quintessentially BRITISH.  Americans have never successfully revolted ever.

Well, yeah, otherwise, they'd be coffeebaggers.
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: BadBeast on May 16, 2014, 05:54:07 AM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on May 15, 2014, 11:28:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2014, 11:24:31 PM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on May 14, 2014, 01:14:27 PM
Quote"There is no way a militia with small arms can defeat the kind of arms the U.S. government can bring to bear on such a battle, but one has to admire the courage of those people who showed up to confront them," Phillips said, comparing the protest to the American Revolution. "That's quintessentially American!"

Oh good. A teabagger's finally right about something.

I imagine Friday will be a rather dull day.

No, that's quintessentially BRITISH.  Americans have never successfully revolted ever.

Well, yeah, otherwise, they'd be coffeebaggers.
And the American Civil War wasn't actually a Civil War at all. Some very hurtful things were said.  :| It was a War of seccession. The Southern States wanted to seccede from the British Empire, and Canada wouldn't let them. This resulted in the Rebellious States being re-zoned as "Mexico", and the Panama Canal was dug to stop them from escaping any further South.
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 16, 2014, 06:12:31 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 16, 2014, 05:54:07 AM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on May 15, 2014, 11:28:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2014, 11:24:31 PM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on May 14, 2014, 01:14:27 PM
Quote"There is no way a militia with small arms can defeat the kind of arms the U.S. government can bring to bear on such a battle, but one has to admire the courage of those people who showed up to confront them," Phillips said, comparing the protest to the American Revolution. "That's quintessentially American!"

Oh good. A teabagger's finally right about something.

I imagine Friday will be a rather dull day.

No, that's quintessentially BRITISH.  Americans have never successfully revolted ever.

Well, yeah, otherwise, they'd be coffeebaggers.
And the American Civil War wasn't actually a Civil War at all. Some very hurtful things were said.  :| It was a War of seccession. The Southern States wanted to seccede from the British Empire, and Canada wouldn't let them. This resulted in the Rebellious States being re-zoned as "Mexico", and the Panama Canal was dug to stop them from escaping any further South.

Funny enough, I've never been particularly comfortable describing our civil war as such. The fuckers seceded and set up their own government. Calling it a civil war is giving the treasonous slaving bastards too much American cred. It was a failed war for independence, much like our revolution against England was (success is arguable in that case).
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: LMNO on May 16, 2014, 12:26:32 PM
IT'S REVOLUTION TIME!
      /
:chickenhawk:
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 16, 2014, 02:34:33 PM
What's the definition of civil war?
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 16, 2014, 02:46:09 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 16, 2014, 02:34:33 PM
What's the definition of civil war?

I suppose its splitting hairs, but I'd define a civil war as one where both parties remain part of the same nation-state. The French Revolution would also be a civil war. Revolution because of change in government, civil war because everyone is still French. The CSA was a separate nation-state.
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: BadBeast on May 16, 2014, 02:47:57 PM
Two seperate factions fighting to rule the same Soveriegn state or territory. . Still a bit of a misnomer though, because by that point, civility has gone right out the window. 
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 16, 2014, 02:55:14 PM
Because it wouldn't be a nutjob convention otherwise:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/05/16/watch-live-operation-american-spring-warns-of-fema-roundup-civil-war-chemtrails/
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 16, 2014, 03:56:39 PM
Have we been liberated yet?
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: LMNO on May 16, 2014, 04:13:55 PM
TURN ON CNN!
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 16, 2014, 04:28:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 16, 2014, 04:13:55 PM
TURN ON CNN!

Must have missed it, they're on Sharia Law Scary Stories now.
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 16, 2014, 04:33:44 PM
If CNN doesn't think there's a story, there isn't one at all.
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: The Johnny on May 16, 2014, 07:54:29 PM

How should the slave foreigners adress our overlords now?
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: Freeky on May 16, 2014, 08:32:46 PM
Quote"I'm so fed up with the tyranny I sold my jet ski," the caller said. "I'm so fed up with the way the government is manipulating the water with the chemtrails, I'm afraid I can't even use my jet ski."


Wow.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on May 17, 2014, 09:10:01 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on May 16, 2014, 08:32:46 PM
Quote"I'm so fed up with the tyranny I sold my jet ski," the caller said. "I'm so fed up with the way the government is manipulating the water with the chemtrails, I'm afraid I can't even use my jet ski."


Wow.   :lulz:

yeah I spotted this one too.. I guess this is how you can tell if a ridiculous, pseudo-patriot consumer drone is truly and finally done with tyranny, he will sell his jet ski. Then he won't have to live in fear any more. Then the tyrants will learn.

Hope he got a good price for it  :roll:
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 19, 2014, 07:33:49 AM
What if they gave a war revolt and nobody came? http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/guarantee-10-million-operation-american-spring-protesters-just-under-10-million

The source is admittedly biased, but it says their count was just over 100 people.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: minuspace on May 19, 2014, 07:52:14 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 16, 2014, 02:47:57 PM
Two seperate factions fighting to rule the same Soveriegn state or territory. . Still a bit of a misnomer though, because by that point, civility has gone right out the window.
The territory is earth, my rule is autonomy, and all my bloody civilians are motherfuckingnfreedom fighters. Want some chips with that serano :evil:
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 19, 2014, 02:46:24 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on May 19, 2014, 07:33:49 AM
What if they gave a war revolt and nobody came? http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/guarantee-10-million-operation-american-spring-protesters-just-under-10-million

The source is admittedly biased, but it says their count was just over 100 people.  :lulz:

Ohhhhhh..... it's a little rainy out, on this sunny day so we can't get enough we the people out here. Rain rain go away, we're trying to have yet another crybaby host fit. Plus some of our supporters are supporting Bundy. Rain and Bundy. It will take a little blood.... mostly because there's not enough blood for us to spare.
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 19, 2014, 03:13:09 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on May 16, 2014, 08:32:46 PM
Quote"I'm so fed up with the tyranny I sold my jet ski," the caller said. "I'm so fed up with the way the government is manipulating the water with the chemtrails, I'm afraid I can't even use my jet ski."


Wow.   :lulz:

What?  You think these freaks don't really live in that world?
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: Bruno on May 19, 2014, 06:34:19 PM
The right-wing loony facebook groups are reporting that the event was a total success, and Glen Beck is a liar NWO shill for Obama, or something.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 19, 2014, 06:38:00 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on May 19, 2014, 06:34:19 PM
The right-wing loony facebook groups are reporting that the event was a total success, and Glen Beck is a liar NWO shill for Obama, or something.

:lulz:

I like this new future.  :lord:
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 19, 2014, 07:16:51 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on May 19, 2014, 06:34:19 PM
The right-wing loony facebook groups are reporting that the event was a total success, and Glen Beck is a liar NWO shill for Obama, or something.

:lulz:

You're only as good as your last gig, I suppose.
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: BadBeast on May 19, 2014, 11:37:08 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on May 19, 2014, 07:52:14 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 16, 2014, 02:47:57 PM
Two seperate factions fighting to rule the same Soveriegn state or territory. . Still a bit of a misnomer though, because by that point, civility has gone right out the window.
The territory is earth, my rule is autonomy, and all my bloody civilians are motherfuckingnfreedom fighters. Want some chips with that serano :evil:
The territory is now immaterial, my rule is written across your forehead in Sharpie marker, and civilians all ride Jet-skis. Freedom is now compulsory, and insurgents  fight to feel the familiar yoke of Imperial Despotism. And you speak of CHIPS? I'll give you chips, with your chips. So you can even chip while you chip. Now the only choice left is Ketchup or Mayo. And we're almost out of Mayo.
Title: Re: Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday
Post by: minuspace on May 20, 2014, 06:02:06 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 19, 2014, 11:37:08 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on May 19, 2014, 07:52:14 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 16, 2014, 02:47:57 PM
Two seperate factions fighting to rule the same Soveriegn state or territory. . Still a bit of a misnomer though, because by that point, civility has gone right out the window.
The territory is earth, my rule is autonomy, and all my bloody civilians are motherfuckingnfreedom fighters. Want some chips with that serano :evil:
The territory is now immaterial, my rule is written across your forehead in Sharpie marker, and civilians all ride Jet-skis. Freedom is now compulsory, and insurgents  fight to feel the familiar yoke of Imperial Despotism. And you speak of CHIPS? I'll give you chips, with your chips. So you can even chip while you chip. Now the only choice left is Ketchup or Mayo. And we're almost out of Mayo.
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