Can just call EoC and I "The Brothers GRIN".
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/YvjUbrt4HNZS8J88OUIJn2oQfohOLVqKaHC0VEf0Uew=w78-h140-p)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/ALJQn1DrMo6_3bCOpqS2wwHg8odGNMMk_vC9MZ4P9Ts=w78-h140-p)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/X4LbehlhkqtxqRfOn3nxJcfCS-Be0eImuepgdK394iY=w78-h140-p)
MY TEETH HURT.
THEY NEED TO CHEW TO FEEL NORMAL AGAIN.
Such happy people! :horrormirth:
SO MANY TEETH.
THAT'S MY DISCORDIA.
(http://i.imgur.com/IpH3p8e.png)
wat
If Eoc doesnt gnaw enough bones the teeth spread to others
<3 This thread!
Quote from: Pæs on May 22, 2014, 07:26:34 AM
THAT'S MY DISCORDIA.
(http://i.imgur.com/IpH3p8e.png)
:aaa::1fap:
Yeah, that happened.
:lulz:
Quote from: Pæs on May 22, 2014, 07:30:15 AM
wat
We are the PD variant of the Brothers Grimm. We tell delightful fairy tales, fun for all ages.
I see a distinct lack of tale telling.
FALSE ADVERTISING ITT.
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 22, 2014, 02:28:57 PM
I see a distinct lack of tale telling.
FALSE ADVERTISING ITT.
I know. We've only written about 600-700 pages between us. We are bad monkeys. :sad:
You can't claim the other writings as fairy tales.
The necronomicon stuff is practically prophesy. I recall the Tucson trilogy as mainly a tourists guide to expected sights.
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 22, 2014, 03:01:49 PM
You can't claim the other writings as fairy tales.
The necronomicon stuff is practically prophesy. I recall the Tucson trilogy as mainly a tourists guide to expected sights.
You are assuming that Tucson is real with respect to the universe that you currently live in.
I had Tucson down as a kinda cross between a metaphor, an epitaph and colon cancer?
*FTR: I failed english lit
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 22, 2014, 07:20:25 PM
I had Tucson down as a kinda cross between a metaphor, an epitaph and colon cancer?
*FTR: I failed english lit
It's the junk heap of the multiverse. It is the debris field of a thousand Earths.
Imagine a luggage carousel at an airport, but in reverse. All the universes show up and throw their baggage on it. But there's no chute for the baggage to back up into, so eventually all the luggage beings to shoot each other.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 22, 2014, 07:26:45 PM
Imagine a luggage carousel at an airport, but in reverse. All the universes show up and throw their baggage on it. But there's no chute for the baggage to back up into, so eventually all the luggage beings to shoot each other.
:lulz:
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 22, 2014, 07:45:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 22, 2014, 07:26:45 PM
Imagine a luggage carousel at an airport, but in reverse. All the universes show up and throw their baggage on it. But there's no chute for the baggage to back up into, so eventually all the luggage beings to shoot each other.
:lulz:
I say this all with a STRAIGHT FACE, and everyone laughs. "What a kidder!", they say. But now their bones bleach on the Alvernon Road median, and who is laughing now?
MSSRS Smith and Weston?
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 22, 2014, 07:58:43 PM
MSSRS Smith and Weston?
No, actually the police are laughing.
It doesn't seem to be a very healthy laugh, though. It sounds like breaking glass and bats in attics.
As long as they're laughing, you're OK. The problems start when the HA HA stops.
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 22, 2014, 08:20:57 PM
As long as they're laughing, you're OK. The problems start when the HA HA stops.
Never been to Chelsea, then?
Gods no. I'd likely be arrested long before getting near that kind of affluence.
Are you not aware of the North/South Apartheid regime newly enacted by UKIP? I'd need to give 3 months notice to even try.
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 22, 2014, 08:27:53 PM
Gods no. I'd likely be arrested long before getting near that kind of affluence.
Are you not aware of the North/South Apartheid regime newly enacted by UKIP? I'd need to give 3 months notice to even try.
UKIP...they're sort of like teabaggers in brownshirts, yeah?
If by "sort of" we mean exactly, then yes.
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 22, 2014, 08:51:19 PM
If by "sort of" we mean exactly, then yes.
Right. So the BNP is chopped liver, now?
How fickle these TRUE ENGLISHMEN are.
Essentially. There's a lot of butthurt because someone's been a more public reptile than "Glass eye" Griffin.
While the organisations themselves are largely irrelevant and interchangeable, the only real use I have for them is keeping a rough track of the level of blatant racists in the population.
Even the EDL(Brownshirts, not capable of holding a political stance more detailed than "Dave says") has been fairly quiet. MI5(next part is lies) are probably busy with engineering the election so we'll get some low level protests soon enough. Keep the pot boiling and the finger pointing at forruns.
Quote from: Pæs on May 22, 2014, 07:26:34 AM
THAT'S MY DISCORDIA.
(http://i.imgur.com/IpH3p8e.png)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: whoa
Quote from: Pæs on May 22, 2014, 07:26:34 AM
THAT'S MY DISCORDIA.
(http://i.imgur.com/IpH3p8e.png)
:cainftw:
I HAD A MOMENT, OKAY?
Quote from: Pæs on May 23, 2014, 01:18:04 AM
I HAD A MOMENT, OKAY?
You should have a couple more. Speaking as your religious adviser.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 23, 2014, 01:28:37 AM
Quote from: Pæs on May 23, 2014, 01:18:04 AM
I HAD A MOMENT, OKAY?
You should have a couple more. Speaking as your religious adviser.
Yes, good advice, very much
Wow.
:mittens:
Very womp. Wow memes.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 22, 2014, 02:42:37 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 22, 2014, 02:28:57 PM
I see a distinct lack of tale telling.
FALSE ADVERTISING ITT.
I know. We've only written about 600-700 pages between us. We are bad monkeys. :sad:
550 pages of which are totally Roger. :lulz: