Line right up for your Holy Name™ if you haven't got one, or your old one is busted.
There may be a delay of up to 72 hours between now and when you get your new name, because travel and Texas and no sleep.
First come, first served.
1 to go, please.
My current one itches. New one, plz.
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 29, 2014, 08:23:25 PM
1 to go, please.
Technically-Oriented & Horribly Mobile Crecy of Crab Lice.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 29, 2014, 08:24:08 PM
My current one itches. New one, plz.
Internet Fuckweasel of Haunted Pork Dimensions.
Yeah, that's better.
GET EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT.
I reallly like my current one, but it might be ready to go into the curio cabinet.
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 29, 2014, 08:35:47 PM
I reallly like my current one, but it might be ready to go into the curio cabinet.
Retractable Ass Bombard of Last Night's Fun-But-Failed Revolution.
:dok:
Quote from: Cramulus on May 29, 2014, 08:40:56 PM
:dok:
Delicious but Evasive Lust Antelope of the Ruined Right Coast.
My ass hurts.
I have commanded the Grabby-Girl squadron for TOO LONG.
I WANT TO BE FREE.
Sock it to me.
Quote from: All father, Bearman on May 29, 2014, 09:47:25 PM
My ass hurts.
One-Man Twittermob Horrorshow from the Last Cabaret.
Quote from: Pæs on May 29, 2014, 09:58:51 PM
I have commanded the Grabby-Girl squadron for TOO LONG.
I WANT TO BE FREE.
James Bond-defying Shit-Volcano Trigger Device of the Next Armageddon.
Quote from: Faust on May 29, 2014, 10:03:02 PM
Sock it to me.
Lovely and Dainty Internut pukegasm.
:lulz:
These are great, as usual.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2014, 08:39:08 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 29, 2014, 08:35:47 PM
I reallly like my current one, but it might be ready to go into the curio cabinet.
Retractable Ass Bombard of Last Night's Fun-But-Failed Revolution.
:lulz: I like it.
I don't even have on of these! May I?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2014, 08:21:37 PM
Line right up for your Holy Name™ if you haven't got one, or your old one is busted.
There may be a delay of up to 72 hours between now and when you get your new name, because travel and Texas and no sleep.
First come, first served.
I'll take a one.
Just in time, I think I felted this one in the wash. It's suddenly very small and much fuzzier than I remember.
Make mine a double, thanks.
My last one has developed a rattle in the mid-rev range so, yeah, I'd like a replacement please!
Quote from: Raz Tech on May 30, 2014, 12:27:40 AM
I don't even have on of these! May I?
Wheel-Eyed & Rabid Marmoset of Forbidden Orifices.
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on May 30, 2014, 01:52:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2014, 08:21:37 PM
Line right up for your Holy Name™ if you haven't got one, or your old one is busted.
There may be a delay of up to 72 hours between now and when you get your new name, because travel and Texas and no sleep.
First come, first served.
I'll take a one.
Steely-Eyed Replicant Frottage Master of Yesterday's Lost Glory
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 30, 2014, 04:32:01 AM
Just in time, I think I felted this one in the wash. It's suddenly very small and much fuzzier than I remember.
Turbo-Charged Holder of the Involuntary Vasectomy Land Speed Record
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on May 30, 2014, 04:39:56 AM
Make mine a double, thanks.
Four-Barreled Central Texas Gene Corrections Officer From Tomorrow's Rump-Shaking Dystopia.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 30, 2014, 06:25:40 AM
My last one has developed a rattle in the mid-rev range so, yeah, I'd like a replacement please!
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 06:36:57 AM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on May 30, 2014, 01:52:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2014, 08:21:37 PM
Line right up for your Holy Name™ if you haven't got one, or your old one is busted.
There may be a delay of up to 72 hours between now and when you get your new name, because travel and Texas and no sleep.
First come, first served.
I'll take a one.
Steely-Eyed Replicant Frottage Master of Yesterday's Lost Glory
Done.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 06:38:03 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 30, 2014, 04:32:01 AM
Just in time, I think I felted this one in the wash. It's suddenly very small and much fuzzier than I remember.
Turbo-Charged Holder of the Involuntary Vasectomy Land Speed Record
That is amazing. I can feel the HOLY
TM.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2014, 08:45:20 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 29, 2014, 08:40:56 PM
:dok:
Delicious but Evasive Lust Antelope of the Ruined Right Coast.
Yessssssss
*backs slowly out of the temple while facing Roger, repeatedly bowing, swinging an incense ball thing, and spraying holiest holy water from his mouth*
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 06:43:15 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 30, 2014, 06:25:40 AM
My last one has developed a rattle in the mid-rev range so, yeah, I'd like a replacement please!
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
In an act approximating some kind of spiritual and prophetic mutiny cum ransom demand, and by the offices and apparitions invested in me by yourself (ironically) I hereby bestow upon thee, sir roger the title of
Emotionally Inverted Grabby Girl Propaganda Technician
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 30, 2014, 08:34:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 06:43:15 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 30, 2014, 06:25:40 AM
My last one has developed a rattle in the mid-rev range so, yeah, I'd like a replacement please!
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
In an act approximating some kind of spiritual and prophetic mutiny cum ransom demand, and by the offices and apparitions invested in me by yourself (ironically) I hereby bestow upon thee, sir roger the title of
Emotionally Inverted Grabby Girl Propaganda Technician
Woot!
Ht me up, Prophet
I think mine's leaking. There's sort of a fetid pus oozing out around the edges.
Mine's got a wobble in the rear driveshaft...
Quote from: Luna on June 01, 2014, 04:53:06 PM
Mine's got a wobble in the rear driveshaft...
That's what she said.
Quote from: Allfader Waffles on June 01, 2014, 12:32:23 AM
Ht me up, Prophet
Deep-Diving Freak Scene of Waterworld's Greatest Shame.
Quote from: President Television on June 01, 2014, 03:50:10 PM
I think mine's leaking. There's sort of a fetid pus oozing out around the edges.
Northern Death Midget of Crom's Chocolate Factory.
Quote from: Luna on June 01, 2014, 04:53:06 PM
Mine's got a wobble in the rear driveshaft...
Trans-Uranic Head Launcher of Tomorrow's Disappointing Post-Nuclear Wasteland Theme Park.