Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2014, 04:08:52 PM

Title: Okay, so Richter and I...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2014, 04:08:52 PM
Okay, so Richter and I shoved Dimo through THREE ceilings, sharpened the air, and got into our battle suits.  We left the flaps open in case things get out of hand, you know, you have to PLAN for that sort of thing.  We're wearing those Lego-block Japanese clogs, and dancing like there's no tomorrow, because there ISN'T a tomorrow, as far as you know.

Hell, Richter - against my advice, mind you - even went so far as to LET THE BEAT DROP.

And then nobody came to our PD party.

:cry:
Title: Re: Okay, so Richter and I...
Post by: LMNO on June 09, 2014, 04:13:06 PM
Sorry, I had to shave my chest hair into the shape of a narwhal.
Title: Re: Okay, so Richter and I...
Post by: President Television on June 09, 2014, 09:58:59 PM
Sorry, I had to record Cop Rock.
Title: Re: Okay, so Richter and I...
Post by: Pæs on June 09, 2014, 10:29:02 PM
Sorry, I was nailed to the floor.
Title: Re: Okay, so Richter and I...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2014, 10:42:33 PM
Quote from: Pæs on June 09, 2014, 10:29:02 PM
Sorry, I was nailed to the floor.

Ran out of Miguels again, did you?
Title: Re: Okay, so Richter and I...
Post by: EK WAFFLR on June 10, 2014, 01:43:15 AM
Sorry, I was busy Belgium.
Title: Re: Okay, so Richter and I...
Post by: Pæs on June 10, 2014, 01:52:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2014, 10:42:33 PM
Quote from: Pæs on June 09, 2014, 10:29:02 PM
Sorry, I was nailed to the floor.

Ran out of Miguels again, did you?

We went to the zoo and of one of the apes I observed, "Not a single fuck was gibbon that day."

I may never be forgibbon.
Title: Re: Okay, so Richter and I...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 02:01:14 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 10, 2014, 01:52:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2014, 10:42:33 PM
Quote from: Pæs on June 09, 2014, 10:29:02 PM
Sorry, I was nailed to the floor.

Ran out of Miguels again, did you?

We went to the zoo and of one of the apes I observed, "Not a single fuck was gibbon that day."

I may never be forgibbon.

Yeeeah.

Raingod curse for that one, fucker.
Title: Re: Okay, so Richter and I...
Post by: Pæs on June 10, 2014, 02:07:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 02:01:14 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 10, 2014, 01:52:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2014, 10:42:33 PM
Quote from: Pæs on June 09, 2014, 10:29:02 PM
Sorry, I was nailed to the floor.

Ran out of Miguels again, did you?

We went to the zoo and of one of the apes I observed, "Not a single fuck was gibbon that day."

I may never be forgibbon.

Yeeeah.

Raingod curse for that one, fucker.
Rain, wind lash New Zealand (http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/10138645/Rain-wind-lash-New-Zealand)
Title: Re: Okay, so Richter and I...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 02:08:33 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 10, 2014, 02:07:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 02:01:14 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 10, 2014, 01:52:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2014, 10:42:33 PM
Quote from: Pæs on June 09, 2014, 10:29:02 PM
Sorry, I was nailed to the floor.

Ran out of Miguels again, did you?

We went to the zoo and of one of the apes I observed, "Not a single fuck was gibbon that day."

I may never be forgibbon.

Yeeeah.

Raingod curse for that one, fucker.
Rain, wind lash New Zealand (http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/10138645/Rain-wind-lash-New-Zealand)

Damn.  I get better at this every year.
Title: Re: Okay, so Richter and I...
Post by: Pæs on June 10, 2014, 02:39:44 AM
I hate to think what the weather would have done had you been at the zoo with us.
Title: Re: Okay, so Richter and I...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 02:42:39 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 10, 2014, 02:39:44 AM
I hate to think what the weather would have done had you been at the zoo with us.

You cannot exit visa enough.
Title: Re: Okay, so Richter and I...
Post by: Pæs on June 10, 2014, 02:45:35 AM
COME TO THE ZOO WITH US, ROGER. IS NOT TRAP.

WE GIVE THE PAESIOR GUARANTEE.
Title: Re: Okay, so Richter and I...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 03:12:28 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 10, 2014, 02:45:35 AM
COME TO THE ZOO WITH US, ROGER. IS NOT TRAP.

WE GIVE THE PAESIOR GUARANTEE.

"Roger, take a turn feeding street urchins to the alligators.  Is great fun."

"SHUT UP, PIG!"

"BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Title: Re: Okay, so Richter and I...
Post by: minuspace on June 10, 2014, 07:03:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 03:12:28 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 10, 2014, 02:45:35 AM
COME TO THE ZOO WITH US, ROGER. IS NOT TRAP.

WE GIVE THE PAESIOR GUARANTEE.

"Roger, take a turn feeding street urchins to the alligators.  Is great fun."

"SHUT UP, PIG!"

"BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA"



Agreed, it'd be shame to get those prickly starfish all agitated, the street variety spoil so quick to the taste not even the gators touch that shit no more.
Title: Re: Okay, so Richter and I...
Post by: Richter on June 10, 2014, 02:03:19 PM
I was even screening my compilation of oncologists responding to baskets of polyploid fruit.

damnit.
Title: Re: Okay, so Richter and I...
Post by: minuspace on June 10, 2014, 05:28:11 PM
So then I'm at breakfast, and they look at me funny because I EXPECT GRAPE FRUIT WHEN I ORDER FUCKING GRAPE FRUIT.

Don't look at me like that.