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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: UB on June 09, 2014, 09:45:04 PM

Title: Wiping Ass
Post by: UB on June 09, 2014, 09:45:04 PM
Um, well, now...  See! I cannot possibly be blamed for quite this level of hate toward TGRR.   :fnord:

Edited after split - TGRR
Title: Re: Re: Shit TGRR Says
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 09, 2014, 09:49:44 PM
Quote from: Inge on June 09, 2014, 09:45:04 PM
Um, well, now...  See! I cannot possibly be blamed for quite this level of hate toward TGRR.   :fnord:

Get out.
Title: Re: Re: Shit TGRR Says
Post by: UB on June 09, 2014, 09:51:18 PM
Shush before I exorcise you.
Title: Re: Re: Shit TGRR Says
Post by: Pæs on June 09, 2014, 09:55:16 PM
Do you think you are having playful banter with people here or are you fully aware of the escalating hostility?
Title: Re: Re: Shit TGRR Says
Post by: UB on June 09, 2014, 10:00:04 PM
Nothing escalates.

Not sure about the banter.

Still reading the rest.
Title: Re: Re: Shit TGRR Says
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2014, 10:38:19 PM
Jesus.

Joke about attention-whoring slain by actual attention whoring.

Life imitates art.  Someone shoot me in my fucking face.
Title: Re: Sponge
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2014, 10:44:27 PM
Split by request of the OP.
Title: Re: Sponge
Post by: UB on June 09, 2014, 10:50:15 PM
Oh, my, how considerate.  *jiggy dancing*

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2014, 10:38:19 PM
Jesus.

Joke about attention-whoring slain by actual attention whoring.

Life imitates art.  Someone shoot me in my fucking face.

Oh wow.

And do you also believe that the Gnostics are the custodians of reality?

*zoning the sites*

For some reason, Im expecting Weird Al to arise out of the forum haze.
Title: Wiping Ruby's... oops... Roger's Ass.
Post by: UB on June 09, 2014, 10:55:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2014, 10:44:27 PM
Split by request of the OP.

Appreciatively.

How kind.
Title: Re: Wiping Ruby's... oops... Roger's Ass.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2014, 11:11:53 PM
Quote from: Inge on June 09, 2014, 10:55:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2014, 10:44:27 PM
Split by request of the OP.

Appreciatively.

How kind.

That's how it works.  Someone spags up a thread, and the OP asks for a split, the thread gets split.

I do like your title better, though.

TGRR,
Complete Bastard
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: UB on June 09, 2014, 11:45:35 PM
*Boarded* were we?

Warping minds, forget about wiping asses. It seems to few see the think tank as potentially productive.
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: Pæs on June 09, 2014, 11:46:31 PM
You are terrible at communicating.
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: UB on June 09, 2014, 11:48:32 PM
Aye....
Title: Re: Wiping Ruby's... oops... Roger's Ass.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 09, 2014, 11:53:10 PM
Quote from: Inge on June 09, 2014, 10:55:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2014, 10:44:27 PM
Split by request of the OP.

Appreciatively.

How kind.

Listen, you unfunny attention-whoring sack of stupid.

The only reason I'm not spending more time trying to raise your blood pressure to dangerous levels right now is because it's finals and I'm a responsible person. If you are still prancing around the board being ostentatiously unclever tomorrow afternoon, it'll give me something to amuse myself with. Looking forward to it, please stick around. It'll be great.

Title: Re: Wiping Ruby's... oops... Roger's Ass.
Post by: UB on June 10, 2014, 12:03:49 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 09, 2014, 11:53:10 PM
Quote from: Inge on June 09, 2014, 10:55:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2014, 10:44:27 PM
Split by request of the OP.

Appreciatively.

How kind.

Listen, you unfunny attention-whoring sack of stupid.

The only reason I'm not spending more time trying to raise your blood pressure to dangerous levels right now is because it's finals and I'm a responsible person. If you are still prancing around the board being ostentatiously unclever tomorrow afternoon, it'll give me something to amuse myself with. Looking forward to it, please stick around. It'll be great.

Pay close attention my poor trash incinerating jabbering fool of baffoonery, I have been quite bored for a very long time and if coming here is something that may help me to realign biochemical imbalances that have been so disastrously out of whack that I battle through a ridiculous veil of delirium while I juggle patient paperwork that cannot be misinterpreted THEN it seems the adjustment a few could make to tolerate my minor presence would be worthwhile and may even do more to prove the regurgitated theoretical possibility of the quoted aforementioned comment as suggested.

:( so doubtful
Title: Re: Wiping Ruby's... oops... Roger's Ass.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 10, 2014, 12:06:16 AM
Quote from: Inge on June 10, 2014, 12:03:49 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 09, 2014, 11:53:10 PM
Quote from: Inge on June 09, 2014, 10:55:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2014, 10:44:27 PM
Split by request of the OP.

Appreciatively.

How kind.

Listen, you unfunny attention-whoring sack of stupid.

The only reason I'm not spending more time trying to raise your blood pressure to dangerous levels right now is because it's finals and I'm a responsible person. If you are still prancing around the board being ostentatiously unclever tomorrow afternoon, it'll give me something to amuse myself with. Looking forward to it, please stick around. It'll be great.

Pay close attention my poor trash incinerating jabbering fool of baffoonery, I have been quite bored for a very long time and if coming here is something that may help me to realign biochemical imbalances that have been so disastrously out of whack that I battle through a ridiculous veil of delirium while I juggle patient paperwork that cannot be misinterpreted THEN it seems the adjustment a few could make to tolerate my minor presence would be worthwhile and may even do more to prove the regurgitated theoretical possibility of the quoted aforementioned comment as suggested.

:( so doubtful

Learn to spell. Jesus.
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: UB on June 10, 2014, 12:14:08 AM
Why bother when most cannot read.

https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/lore/lore/The-dragons-are-the-six-human-gods/page/2 (https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/lore/lore/The-dragons-are-the-six-human-gods/page/2)

Geeze. Where's the virtual reality gear?!
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 01:25:17 AM
Quote from: Inge on June 10, 2014, 12:14:08 AM
Why bother when most cannot read.


Making friends fast, I see.

I'd tell you what you're doing wrong, but you won't listen and instead will attempt to be witty and condescending.
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: UB on June 10, 2014, 01:28:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 01:25:17 AM
Quote from: Inge on June 10, 2014, 12:14:08 AM
Why bother when most cannot read.


Making friends fast, I see.

I'd tell you what you're doing wrong, but you won't listen and instead will attempt to be witty and condescending.

You said ten posts early that you were goign to ignore me here. What? Are you NOW pretending that I am someone else?  *listening*
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 01:29:26 AM
Quote from: Inge on June 10, 2014, 01:28:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 01:25:17 AM
Quote from: Inge on June 10, 2014, 12:14:08 AM
Why bother when most cannot read.


Making friends fast, I see.

I'd tell you what you're doing wrong, but you won't listen and instead will attempt to be witty and condescending.

You said ten posts early that you were goign to ignore me here. What? Are you NOW pretending that I am someone else?  *listening*

See what I mean?
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 10, 2014, 04:20:00 PM
Has anyone identified the post when the butthurt set in or was it special snowflake from the git go?
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 04:21:26 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 10, 2014, 04:20:00 PM
Has anyone identified the post when the butthurt set in or was it special snowflake from the git go?

Post 1.
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 10, 2014, 04:22:41 PM
We running a sweep on how many posts they last?
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 04:23:47 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 10, 2014, 04:22:41 PM
We running a sweep on how many posts they last?

If Inge can figure out what she's doing wrong, she might go the distance; she's not stupid, just stuck in a narrative.

I am not feeling confident, though.
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: Luna on June 10, 2014, 04:36:24 PM
Damn, what a charmer.

One day, I will do a research paper on what makes people walk into forums for no purpose but to be an utter asshat.
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 10, 2014, 05:05:46 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 10, 2014, 04:36:24 PM
Damn, what a charmer.

One day, I will do a research paper on what makes people walk into forums for no purpose but to be an utter asshat.

They're scared, got picked last for dodgeball, and want a friend. But too many hits to the head with the dodgeball have convinced them that nothing good comes of acting like a human being. It's braying donkey spraying carrot-flecked spittle in your coffee or GTFO!

I wish they'd just skip to the GTFO part.
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 05:07:43 PM
I think we're being a little rough.

Inge is stuck in a narrative.  Specifically, that constant and meaningless confrontation is a sign of strength, that insults and/or snide putdowns are a replacement for civility.
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: Junkenstein on June 10, 2014, 05:41:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 04:23:47 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 10, 2014, 04:22:41 PM
We running a sweep on how many posts they last?

If Inge can figure out what she's doing wrong, she might go the distance; she's not stupid, just stuck in a narrative.

I am not feeling confident, though.

I assume the usual offer has been extended and rejected?
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 05:45:37 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 10, 2014, 05:41:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 04:23:47 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 10, 2014, 04:22:41 PM
We running a sweep on how many posts they last?

If Inge can figure out what she's doing wrong, she might go the distance; she's not stupid, just stuck in a narrative.

I am not feeling confident, though.

I assume the usual offer has been extended and rejected?

Yep.
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 10, 2014, 05:45:45 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 10, 2014, 05:05:46 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 10, 2014, 04:36:24 PM
Damn, what a charmer.

One day, I will do a research paper on what makes people walk into forums for no purpose but to be an utter asshat.

They're scared, got picked last for dodgeball, and want a friend. But too many hits to the head with the dodgeball have convinced them that nothing good comes of acting like a human being. It's braying donkey spraying carrot-flecked spittle in your coffee or GTFO!

I wish they'd just skip to the GTFO part.

Okay so I read that as "Dogeball" Very target, much avoid, so duck  :lulz:
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 05:46:21 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 10, 2014, 05:45:45 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 10, 2014, 05:05:46 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 10, 2014, 04:36:24 PM
Damn, what a charmer.

One day, I will do a research paper on what makes people walk into forums for no purpose but to be an utter asshat.

They're scared, got picked last for dodgeball, and want a friend. But too many hits to the head with the dodgeball have convinced them that nothing good comes of acting like a human being. It's braying donkey spraying carrot-flecked spittle in your coffee or GTFO!

I wish they'd just skip to the GTFO part.

Okay so I read that as "Dogeball" Very target, much avoid, so duck  :lulz:

:lulz:
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 10, 2014, 05:51:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 05:46:21 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 10, 2014, 05:45:45 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 10, 2014, 05:05:46 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 10, 2014, 04:36:24 PM
Damn, what a charmer.

One day, I will do a research paper on what makes people walk into forums for no purpose but to be an utter asshat.

They're scared, got picked last for dodgeball, and want a friend. But too many hits to the head with the dodgeball have convinced them that nothing good comes of acting like a human being. It's braying donkey spraying carrot-flecked spittle in your coffee or GTFO!

I wish they'd just skip to the GTFO part.

Okay so I read that as "Dogeball" Very target, much avoid, so duck  :lulz:

:lulz:

Hehehehehe!!
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: Luna on June 10, 2014, 06:55:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 05:07:43 PM
I think we're being a little rough.

Inge is stuck in a narrative.  Specifically, that constant and meaningless confrontation is a sign of strength, that insults and/or snide putdowns are a replacement for civility.

Possible.  Will wait to see if she learns to balance on her hind legs.
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: Suu on June 10, 2014, 07:19:26 PM
I'm having Rhombus flashbacks.
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 07:58:57 PM
Quote from: The Suu on June 10, 2014, 07:19:26 PM
I'm having Rhombus flashbacks.

Rhombus was totally different, I think. Rhombus was a proto-Social Justice Warrior that couldn't even get THAT right.

Inge isn't nearly as bad.  Just senselessly confrontational, which is merely tedious.
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 07:59:12 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 10, 2014, 06:55:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 05:07:43 PM
I think we're being a little rough.

Inge is stuck in a narrative.  Specifically, that constant and meaningless confrontation is a sign of strength, that insults and/or snide putdowns are a replacement for civility.

Possible.  Will wait to see if she learns to balance on her hind legs.

I hope so.  She seems smart in all other ways.
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 10, 2014, 08:03:20 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 10, 2014, 04:36:24 PM
Damn, what a charmer.

One day, I will do a research paper on what makes people walk into forums for no purpose but to be an utter asshat.

Thy have a misconception of the dynamics on certain internet forums, is my guess, so they approach them like high-school kids thinking that the person who puts on the toughest front will earn the most respect. It's that whole "I'm a badass and I'll take on the baddest motherfucker in your gang to show you" thing.
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 10, 2014, 08:05:33 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 10, 2014, 05:05:46 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 10, 2014, 04:36:24 PM
Damn, what a charmer.

One day, I will do a research paper on what makes people walk into forums for no purpose but to be an utter asshat.

They're scared, got picked last for dodgeball, and want a friend. But too many hits to the head with the dodgeball have convinced them that nothing good comes of acting like a human being. It's braying donkey spraying carrot-flecked spittle in your coffee or GTFO!

I wish they'd just skip to the GTFO part.

Heh, maybe that's it.
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 10, 2014, 08:07:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 05:07:43 PM
I think we're being a little rough.

Inge is stuck in a narrative.  Specifically, that constant and meaningless confrontation is a sign of strength, that insults and/or snide putdowns are a replacement for civility.

It's a childish narrative.

If you think we're being a little rough, I'll back off, but I would like to point out that we're only giving her what she demanded.
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 08:15:01 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 10, 2014, 08:07:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 05:07:43 PM
I think we're being a little rough.

Inge is stuck in a narrative.  Specifically, that constant and meaningless confrontation is a sign of strength, that insults and/or snide putdowns are a replacement for civility.

It's a childish narrative.

If you think we're being a little rough, I'll back off, but I would like to point out that we're only giving her what she demanded.

Yes, it is a childish narrative.  And you are most certainly correct.  However, it can at some point be too late for my current approach, but it is NEVER too late for a bucket of GIGGLES.

I am just trying to look at options, here.  Besides, you ALWAYS get to play good cop.   :lol:
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 10, 2014, 08:26:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 05:07:43 PM
I think we're being a little rough.

Inge is stuck in a narrative.  Specifically, that constant and meaningless confrontation is a sign of strength, that insults and/or snide putdowns are a replacement for civility.

I'm kind of seeing flashbacks to my own behavior, in my early days on PD. But I was like, 16.

After all this time in the company of freaks, I manage to walk on two legs and even still have most of my organs. And I owe it all to the messy balance of patience and verbal ass-beating doled out by this board.
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 10, 2014, 08:47:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 08:15:01 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 10, 2014, 08:07:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 05:07:43 PM
I think we're being a little rough.

Inge is stuck in a narrative.  Specifically, that constant and meaningless confrontation is a sign of strength, that insults and/or snide putdowns are a replacement for civility.

It's a childish narrative.

If you think we're being a little rough, I'll back off, but I would like to point out that we're only giving her what she demanded.

Yes, it is a childish narrative.  And you are most certainly correct.  However, it can at some point be too late for my current approach, but it is NEVER too late for a bucket of GIGGLES.

I am just trying to look at options, here.  Besides, you ALWAYS get to play good cop.   :lol:

:lol: It's true. This is a little disorienting, being in the other chair.
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: UB on June 10, 2014, 10:52:16 PM
Im just going to be reading now.

Maybe there is a lot of self-evasive reflective reasoning going on.  *dunno*

One thing for sure, though...  no one else here jiggy dances like a lady at a nightclub I once met.

:)

Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: hooplala on June 10, 2014, 10:55:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 05:07:43 PM
I think we're being a little rough.

Inge is stuck in a narrative.  Specifically, that constant and meaningless confrontation is a sign of strength, that insults and/or snide putdowns are a replacement for civility.

The thing is... do we care?

If you or Nigel or LMNO or Junkenstein or Gohira or Pent were stuck in a narrative, I would have some reason to attempt to try to coax you out... but when this is the way someone presents themself off the bat, who gives a shit to try?  Next.
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: UB on June 10, 2014, 11:01:04 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 10, 2014, 10:55:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 05:07:43 PM
I think we're being a little rough.

Inge is stuck in a narrative.  Specifically, that constant and meaningless confrontation is a sign of strength, that insults and/or snide putdowns are a replacement for civility.

The thing is... do we care?

If you or Nigel or LMNO or Junkenstein or Gohira or Pent were stuck in a narrative, I would have some reason to attempt to try to coax you out... but when this is the way someone presents themself off the bat, who gives a shit to try?  Next.

I couldn't even pretend to know.

Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: hooplala on June 10, 2014, 11:02:43 PM
Quote from: Inge on June 10, 2014, 11:01:04 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 10, 2014, 10:55:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 05:07:43 PM
I think we're being a little rough.

Inge is stuck in a narrative.  Specifically, that constant and meaningless confrontation is a sign of strength, that insults and/or snide putdowns are a replacement for civility.

The thing is... do we care?

If you or Nigel or LMNO or Junkenstein or Gohira or Pent were stuck in a narrative, I would have some reason to attempt to try to coax you out... but when this is the way someone presents themself off the bat, who gives a shit to try?  Next.

I couldn't even pretend to know.

You and me both, sister.
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 10, 2014, 11:16:02 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 10, 2014, 10:55:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 05:07:43 PM
I think we're being a little rough.

Inge is stuck in a narrative.  Specifically, that constant and meaningless confrontation is a sign of strength, that insults and/or snide putdowns are a replacement for civility.

The thing is... do we care?

If you or Nigel or LMNO or Junkenstein or Gohira or Pent were stuck in a narrative, I would have some reason to attempt to try to coax you out... but when this is the way someone presents themself off the bat, who gives a shit to try?  Next.

While I would just as soon use it as an object to take my aggression out on, in a startling role reversal Roger seems to think there's a real person under the twatwafflery, and since Roger is a notoriously better judge of character than I am, I'm willing to step back and give it a chance.
Title: Re: Wiping Ass
Post by: hooplala on June 10, 2014, 11:17:13 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 10, 2014, 11:16:02 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 10, 2014, 10:55:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 05:07:43 PM
I think we're being a little rough.

Inge is stuck in a narrative.  Specifically, that constant and meaningless confrontation is a sign of strength, that insults and/or snide putdowns are a replacement for civility.

The thing is... do we care?

If you or Nigel or LMNO or Junkenstein or Gohira or Pent were stuck in a narrative, I would have some reason to attempt to try to coax you out... but when this is the way someone presents themself off the bat, who gives a shit to try?  Next.

While I would just as soon use it as an object to take my aggression out on, in a startling role reversal Roger seems to think there's a real person under the twatwafflery, and since Roger is a notoriously better judge of character than I am, I'm willing to step back and give it a chance.

I concur.  I've decided since posting that that my current mindset cannot be trusted.

The noob shall live on for another day!