Charismatic cults rely on the leadership of, surprise, a charismatic leader who finds ways to keep their congregation close and intact. Discordianism has no leaders and retains its congregation by being such assholes that people can't help themselves but to stick around and show them all.
Cults discourage critical thinking. Discordians self-flagellate if they fail to criticize Discordianism.
Cults isolate members from their families and the rest of society by providing an appearance of being a safe, nurturing community. Discordianism routinely and vehemently encourages you to FUCK OFF.
I'm in a hurry so this post has no real conclusion, also because fuck you.
Discordianism: because fuck you that's why
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on June 23, 2014, 12:49:51 PM
Charismatic cults rely on the leadership of, surprise, a charismatic leader who finds ways to keep their congregation close and intact. Discordianism has no leaders and retains its congregation by being such assholes that people can't help themselves but to stick around and show them all.
Cults discourage critical thinking. Discordians self-flagellate if they fail to criticize Discordianism.
Cults isolate members from their families and the rest of society by providing an appearance of being a safe, nurturing community. Discordianism routinely and vehemently encourages you to FUCK OFF.
I'm in a hurry so this post has no real conclusion, also because fuck you.
I'm just trying to get a little sleep. I'm just trying to catch my damn breath, you know? I'm just trying to have a little fun out here at the edge of the universe, where the shit-blizzard of failure never stops and people pound on your door all night screaming mental shit about How It All Went Wrong, and where people keep harrassing the Mormons, just because they STOPPED MOVING. I'm just trying to MAKE SOME SENSE OF IT ALL, in a world in which it is PATENTLY OBVIOUS that God is SICK because if he created US 6000 years ago, HE ALSO CREATED HUMAN-SPECIFIC PUBIC LICE, and why the hell would he do THAT?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 23, 2014, 06:19:57 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on June 23, 2014, 12:49:51 PM
Charismatic cults rely on the leadership of, surprise, a charismatic leader who finds ways to keep their congregation close and intact. Discordianism has no leaders and retains its congregation by being such assholes that people can't help themselves but to stick around and show them all.
Cults discourage critical thinking. Discordians self-flagellate if they fail to criticize Discordianism.
Cults isolate members from their families and the rest of society by providing an appearance of being a safe, nurturing community. Discordianism routinely and vehemently encourages you to FUCK OFF.
I'm in a hurry so this post has no real conclusion, also because fuck you.
I'm just trying to get a little sleep. I'm just trying to catch my damn breath, you know? I'm just trying to have a little fun out here at the edge of the universe, where the shit-blizzard of failure never stops and people pound on your door all night screaming mental shit about How It All Went Wrong, and where people keep harrassing the Mormons, just because they STOPPED MOVING. I'm just trying to MAKE SOME SENSE OF IT ALL, in a world in which it is PATENTLY OBVIOUS that God is SICK because if he created US 6000 years ago, HE ALSO CREATED HUMAN-SPECIFIC PUBIC LICE, and why the hell would he do THAT?
CAN I GET AN AMEN?!
:lulz:
I like it because supporting evidence is found in the rage of would-be gurus who are rejected by Discordians on the basis of fuck you I do what I want.
I would love to agree with this except FUCK YOU, YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.
(http://www.laughlocker.com/assets/0/1/who-the-hell-do-you-think-you-are_1343686608.jpg)
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 23, 2014, 10:10:32 PM
:lulz:
I like it because supporting evidence is found in the rage of would-be gurus who are rejected by Discordians on the basis of fuck you I do what I want.
We are a complete failure at death cult. :(
BUT WE KICK A LOT OF ASS AS A DEFF CULT! :banana:
:lulz:
(http://www.billboard.com/files/stylus/2458059-def-leppard-eighties-617-409.jpg)
http://rc1107.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/def-jam-fight-for-ny1.jpg
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 23, 2014, 11:38:49 PM
:lulz:
(http://www.billboard.com/files/stylus/2458059-def-leppard-eighties-617-409.jpg)
At one time, they were considered metal sex Gods.
Oh, how I loathed the 20th century.
HAIL ERIS!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oHwsMIxCqNo/TaOXiI9DGrI/AAAAAAAABJs/5hA7JuAZJZI/s1600/manowar.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 24, 2014, 02:59:35 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 23, 2014, 11:38:49 PM
:lulz:
(http://www.billboard.com/files/stylus/2458059-def-leppard-eighties-617-409.jpg)
At one time, they were considered metal sex Gods.
Oh, how I loathed the 20th century.
It had a certain value.
That value was sheer awfulness.
Quote from: George Edger Dingleburry on June 24, 2014, 04:44:22 AM
HAIL ERIS!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oHwsMIxCqNo/TaOXiI9DGrI/AAAAAAAABJs/5hA7JuAZJZI/s1600/manowar.jpg)
SATURDAY NIGHT.
Wow, my head's been in some crappy territory lately... This thread is so many :mittens:. Thanks.
Quote from: Pæs on June 23, 2014, 10:23:38 PM
I would love to agree with this except FUCK YOU, YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.
(http://www.laughlocker.com/assets/0/1/who-the-hell-do-you-think-you-are_1343686608.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: