Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: eighteen buddha strike on December 23, 2004, 09:13:04 AM

Poll
Question: How much do you hate Walt Whitman?
Option 1: More than Willa Cather. votes: 1
Option 2: Not as much as Willa Cather votes: 1
Option 3: A lot (who is Willa Cather?) votes: 3
Option 4: Whats wrong with Walt Whitman? votes: 6
Title: How much do you hate Walt Whitman?
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on December 23, 2004, 09:13:04 AM
Fuck him AND Ralph Waldo Emerson.
Title: How much do you hate Walt Whitman?
Post by: Hoshiko on December 23, 2004, 11:29:29 AM
Did it make you ache so, leaving me? - Waltie
Title: How much do you hate Walt Whitman?
Post by: Sepia on December 23, 2004, 01:48:11 PM
Walt & Waldo r0x0r5 j00r b0x0r5.
Title: How much do you hate Walt Whitman?
Post by: Wishfarple on December 23, 2004, 04:21:47 PM
Not nearly as much as I hate Rod Mckuen.

He can listen to my warm ass.
Title: How much do you hate Walt Whitman?
Post by: LMNO on December 23, 2004, 04:23:44 PM
YAWP!
Title: How much do you hate Walt Whitman?
Post by: agent compassion on December 24, 2004, 08:21:54 AM
I don't know about his poetry, but Whitman's candy certainly sucks nard. Fuck Whitman!

8)
Title: How much do you hate Walt Whitman?
Post by: Zurtok Khan on December 24, 2004, 08:39:58 AM
Ralph Waldo and I are best buddies.  I even have a 1920's copy of his essays on my bed stand, mostly because it only cost 2.50$ on Ebay.

And I remember something about Waltie, but it amounts to nothing, who the fuck is he?
Title: How much do you hate Walt Whitman?
Post by: Hoshiko on December 24, 2004, 03:23:13 PM
He was from Lawn Guyland, but loved Brooklyn.

He was gay.

He had a really awesome beard.

He published some godawful poems.

His grave reads -
My foothold is tenon'd and mortis'd in granite;
I laugh at what you call dissolution;
And I know the amplitude of time.


I dunno, I think I would have liked him.
Title: How much do you hate Walt Whitman?
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on December 24, 2004, 04:08:58 PM
Last night, I fell asleep in a closet.
Title: How much do you hate Walt Whitman?
Post by: Hoshiko on December 24, 2004, 04:30:07 PM
But now you're out?

Oh, I'm so proud!