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Seriously? A hurricane for the 4th of July? What the hell did the Colonies ever do to you? We gave you the goddamn independence you have this in this great nation, and now you're trying to take off our nose with the first storm of the season? John Adams is rolling in his grave.
That wasn't a warning shot. I was all fucked up on drugs.
I was aiming right at you.
Oh.
That would explain the weird dip it's predicted to follow off the coast of NJ. You're usually better than that.
Quote from: The Suu on July 02, 2014, 03:04:41 PM
Oh.
That would explain the weird dip it's predicted to follow off the coast of NJ. You're usually better than that.
I'm a bit rusty and my vision is slightly distorted.
I'm okay with this. Newfoundland had it coming.
Quote from: The Suu on July 02, 2014, 02:38:37 PM
We gave you the goddamn independence you have this in this great nation, and now you're trying to take off our nose with the first storm of the season?
I started this 'Murica shit. And this is the mother-fucking thanks I get?
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on July 02, 2014, 03:12:52 PM
Quote from: The Suu on July 02, 2014, 02:38:37 PM
We gave you the goddamn independence you have this in this great nation, and now you're trying to take off our nose with the first storm of the season?
I started this 'Murica shit. And this is the mother-fucking thanks I get?
Were you around the year he threw Hurricane Bill right at Providence? Changed his mind last minute and aimed it toward Cape Cod instead. It's Tucson's subtle way of telling us they love us.
Quote from: The Suu on July 02, 2014, 03:26:59 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on July 02, 2014, 03:12:52 PM
Quote from: The Suu on July 02, 2014, 02:38:37 PM
We gave you the goddamn independence you have this in this great nation, and now you're trying to take off our nose with the first storm of the season?
I started this 'Murica shit. And this is the mother-fucking thanks I get?
Were you around the year he threw Hurricane Bill right at Providence? Changed his mind last minute and aimed it toward Cape Cod instead. It's Tucson's subtle way of telling us they love us.
Ever since the rotator cuff injury, Tucson's had to start throwing knuckle balls. Tricky.
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on July 02, 2014, 03:28:29 PM
Quote from: The Suu on July 02, 2014, 03:26:59 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on July 02, 2014, 03:12:52 PM
Quote from: The Suu on July 02, 2014, 02:38:37 PM
We gave you the goddamn independence you have this in this great nation, and now you're trying to take off our nose with the first storm of the season?
I started this 'Murica shit. And this is the mother-fucking thanks I get?
Were you around the year he threw Hurricane Bill right at Providence? Changed his mind last minute and aimed it toward Cape Cod instead. It's Tucson's subtle way of telling us they love us.
Ever since the rotator cuff injury, Tucson's had to start throwing knuckle balls. Tricky.
Tucson SHITS crooked.
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on July 02, 2014, 03:28:29 PM
Quote from: The Suu on July 02, 2014, 03:26:59 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on July 02, 2014, 03:12:52 PM
Quote from: The Suu on July 02, 2014, 02:38:37 PM
We gave you the goddamn independence you have this in this great nation, and now you're trying to take off our nose with the first storm of the season?
I started this 'Murica shit. And this is the mother-fucking thanks I get?
Were you around the year he threw Hurricane Bill right at Providence? Changed his mind last minute and aimed it toward Cape Cod instead. It's Tucson's subtle way of telling us they love us.
Ever since the rotator cuff injury, Tucson's had to start throwing knuckle balls. Tricky.
And then he this fucking change-up 2 years ago called Sandy, dropped right into New Jersey while still being in the strike zone. I lost half my roof and every part of Rhode Island not attached to Massachusetts drifted out into the sea. Rumor has it that it's been attached to Salazore and has become their new landfill. Though it may not have been so bad if Richter didn't try to help and ended up sharpening the hurricane before it made landfall.
Quote from: The Suu on July 02, 2014, 03:41:04 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on July 02, 2014, 03:28:29 PM
Quote from: The Suu on July 02, 2014, 03:26:59 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on July 02, 2014, 03:12:52 PM
Quote from: The Suu on July 02, 2014, 02:38:37 PM
We gave you the goddamn independence you have this in this great nation, and now you're trying to take off our nose with the first storm of the season?
I started this 'Murica shit. And this is the mother-fucking thanks I get?
Were you around the year he threw Hurricane Bill right at Providence? Changed his mind last minute and aimed it toward Cape Cod instead. It's Tucson's subtle way of telling us they love us.
Ever since the rotator cuff injury, Tucson's had to start throwing knuckle balls. Tricky.
And then he this fucking change-up 2 years ago called Sandy, dropped right into New Jersey while still being in the strike zone. I lost half my roof and every part of Rhode Island not attached to Massachusetts drifted out into the sea. Rumor has it that it's been attached to Salazore and has become their new landfill. Though it may not have been so bad if Richter didn't try to help and ended up sharpening the hurricane before it made landfall.
I told him! He was standing there, holding a whetstone up in the storm, and I TOLD HIM. But would he listen? No, he just laughed and said "THEY HAVE TO LEARN".
In other news, is EoC still down in the Outer Banks? Because it's legit coming right for him. It shouldn't be much of a problem since the Carolinas are relatively use to evacuation procedures and will get him the fuck out of there, but that's a shitty way to end a vacation.
I WOULD RATHER FACE TEN OF THESE HURRICANE WHATSITS IN OBX THAN SIT ANOTHER FUCKING MINUTE IN THIS OFFICE
WITH THESE IDIOTS
THAT I LOATHE
Oh, he's home.
Shoot that fucker toward New Bedford, then.
I just texted my friends in the Outer Banks:
"Yo I think I left my hurricane down there. Keep an eye out for me in case it turns up."
:lulz:
My parents just called me. This was pretty much what I heard over the phone:
:lolchix:
It's always fun and games from the Florida perspective when New England gets shit on. Granted, they did ask me if I have my seasonal supply of margarita mix. Not like this is going to cause any damage other than piss off the sweaterdrapers 4th of Julying down on the Cape and Islands.
A TORNADO IN PORTSMOUTH NEW HAMPSHIRE?!
NOW I KNOW IT'S FUCKING PERSONAL.