I could always use a few extra tricks to whip out when the mood needs more giggle. Maybe you could too.
Feel free to contribute.
Here's what I've come up with in the last 45 seconds:
1) Write down the word flatulafartipoopy and have someone pronounce it out loud.
2) Quote Mitch Hedberg.
3) With a straight face, take off your right shoe, then your sock. Ball your sock up, and stuff it into your pants to make your crotch bulgier. Extra points for doing this on an elevator full of people. Extra extra points if you do this and are female.
4) Silly impersonations
5) Draw a large smiley face on a peice of paper, fold it up, and get into character as a Secret Agent. Stealthily pass the note to someone as if they are also an Agent and should be expecting it, then take off running while they unfold the paper, as if it's going to explode.
Head to the grocery store with your significant other, and act juvenile in the cereal aisle asking for a certain box with a certain free inside. Blow a pretend fit when your other half says no and crawl into the shopping cart.
Quote from: The Suu on July 10, 2014, 08:26:59 PM
Head to the grocery store with your significant other, and act juvenile in the cereal aisle asking for a certain box with a certain free inside. Blow a pretend fit when your other half says no and crawl into the shopping cart.
This is more concise than the first post.
step 1 become famous
step 2 attend a hollywood party that Clint Eastwood is at
Step 3 start chatting with him and then at some point say, Oh my god, look who's here! its President Barack Obama!
Step 4 point at a nearby empty chair, saying " i'll leave you two alone, you must have so much to discuss."
Step 5 immediately run as though The Man with No Name were after you, because he probably is.
Quote from: trix on July 10, 2014, 06:42:02 AM
I could always use a few extra tricks to whip out when the mood needs more giggle. Maybe you could too.
Feel free to contribute.
Here's what I've come up with in the last 45 seconds:
1) Write down the word flatulafartipoopy and have someone pronounce it out loud.
2) Quote Mitch Hedberg.
3) With a straight face, take off your right shoe, then your sock. Ball your sock up, and stuff it into your pants to make your crotch bulgier. Extra points for doing this on an elevator full of people. Extra extra points if you do this and are female.
4) Silly impersonations
5) Draw a large smiley face on a peice of paper, fold it up, and get into character as a Secret Agent. Stealthily pass the note to someone as if they are also an Agent and should be expecting it, then take off running while they unfold the paper, as if it's going to explode.
Too complicated, didn't grok. I prefer to simply say the word Yes until laughter is the only thing that can come out.
Once you get comfortable with your insane cackling laughter you can then begin to move into more disturbing emotional ranges...
Using the word YES
Quote from: Chelagoras The Lust-Driven Dickwolf on July 12, 2014, 07:50:20 AM
step 1 become famous
step 2 attend a hollywood party that Clint Eastwood is at
Step 3 start chatting with him and then at some point say, Oh my god, look who's here! its President Barack Obama!
Step 4 point at a nearby empty chair, saying " i'll leave you two alone, you must have so much to discuss."
Step 5 immediately run as though The Man with No Name were after you, because he probably is.
I don't get it.
He did this during the 2012 campaign on national tv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qIOzf0wJS4
1) acquire dark glasses and cane
2) go to local "big box" store
3) shop as though you are blind causing minor disturbance
4) leave store
5) get in car and drive away
Quote from: rong on July 14, 2014, 02:05:56 AM
1) acquire dark glasses and cane
2) go to local "big box" store
3) shop as though you are blind causing minor disturbance
4) leave store
5) get in car and drive away
But, if you legitimately fool everyone with your disguise, who giggles? Yourself as you drive away?
Quote from: trix on July 14, 2014, 02:24:14 AM
Quote from: rong on July 14, 2014, 02:05:56 AM
1) acquire dark glasses and cane
2) go to local "big box" store
3) shop as though you are blind causing minor disturbance
4) leave store
5) get in car and drive away
But, if you legitimately fool everyone with your disguise, who giggles? Yourself as you drive away?
Yep, good joke rong, but not giggle-inducing. More like LOL.
Disabled people are totes HILARIOUS.
totes = totally ???
I think so.
But it's all newspeak to me.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 15, 2014, 05:37:52 AM
Disabled people are totes HILARIOUS.
I saw it more as messing with the assumptions about what a disabled person looks like.
I don't think blind people would be hurt by this joke. (I almost made a 'won't see anyting offensive' joke, see! I'm learning!)
Unstated but obvious:
GIGGLES (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=2136)
Thread redeemed.
That's the only thing that makes ME giggle anymore.
In between the projectile vomiting anyway.