Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Horab Fibslager on December 25, 2004, 04:36:29 AM

Title: own personal celebrity
Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 25, 2004, 04:36:29 AM
wtf s the deal
with the life recorder?
promised immortality in teh telvision sets of your children?
pictures lost to rust
fuck your immortality drive
let me die obscure
unkown and uncared for.
doesn't everyone?
Title: own personal celebrity
Post by: slothrop23 on February 01, 2005, 12:45:22 PM
a little tear just dropped onto my testicles there.
Title: own personal celebrity
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 01, 2005, 02:56:15 PM
that was my testicle, dude...

quit crying on my balls, will ya?

8)
Title: own personal celebrity
Post by: slothrop23 on February 01, 2005, 04:04:59 PM
sorry dude,that was bad arse though.i'll let you dry your own testiclay
Title: own personal celebrity
Post by: illusion on February 01, 2005, 04:14:40 PM
Quote from: GOATthat was my testicle, dude...

quit crying on my balls, will ya?

8)
Gawd......that wasn't the image I wanted in my mind first thing this morning. :shock:

I need coffee and an exorcist. STAT!
Title: own personal celebrity
Post by: slothrop23 on February 01, 2005, 04:29:00 PM
SWAT or STAT
Title: own personal celebrity
Post by: illusion on February 01, 2005, 04:30:12 PM
Quote from: slothrop unloadedSWAT or STAT
Both, please!
Title: own personal celebrity
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on February 01, 2005, 04:44:36 PM
:swats illusion with a statistic:
Title: own personal celebrity
Post by: slothrop23 on February 01, 2005, 04:53:39 PM
4 out of 5 people enjoy cake.
Title: own personal celebrity
Post by: illusion on February 01, 2005, 05:07:48 PM
I like cake.
I like their music a lot.

And Bella and I are both addicted to those new little Hostess Cupcakes.
The yellow ones with the chocolate frosting and the creme inside.
Not gonna tell you how many we ate the other night while we were watching a movie.

Quote from: Sinner Bob the Mediocre:swats illusion with a statistic:
Oww!
::swats Bob with the newspaper::
Title: own personal celebrity
Post by: agent compassion on February 02, 2005, 12:37:36 AM
::erases all of Bella's memories of today except the ones involving cupcakes::
Title: own personal celebrity
Post by: slothrop23 on February 02, 2005, 01:00:38 AM
4 out of 5 people enjoy having their memories erased except for the parts about cupcakes
Title: own personal celebrity
Post by: Bella on February 02, 2005, 01:07:42 AM
Quote from: slothrop unloaded4 out of 5 people enjoy having their memories erased except for the parts about cupcakes
I think I could count as at least 2 of those 4 out of 5 people.
Those things are so incredibly yummy.

I was going to tell you guys all about my day....


but I forgot. :twisted:

Thanks, AC.
Title: own personal celebrity
Post by: Ben on February 02, 2005, 01:18:12 AM
SWAT!
Title: own personal celebrity
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on February 02, 2005, 03:41:20 PM
:sings:
Satan is my Motor

Quote from: illusion
Quote from: Sinner Bob the Mediocre:swats illusion with a statistic:
Oww!
::swats Bob with the newspaper::

Hey! That stung!
:Hits illusion with a heavy atom:
Title: own personal celebrity
Post by: slothrop23 on February 02, 2005, 04:09:25 PM
i,ve got brakes their wide awake...i can stop .this.car at anytime. at the very last second i can change direction turn completely around if i feel so inclined.