Rain is formed when water condenses on dust particles.
Tucson is covered in coyote shit, which turns to powder within 24 hours, and is swept up, up to 2 miles by dust devils.
So yeah.
It literally rains shit on Tucson.
Thanks, God.
Truly, you are blessed.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 24, 2014, 07:44:19 PM
Truly, you are blessed.
It's like if Dante included a worn out strip club in hell, but with the lights all the way up. And the dancers are all meth-faced and the music is autotuned and dubstepped cancer baby wailing.
And the worst part is, I'm being sent to LA in two weeks, which is even WORSE.
Part of me is convinced that nothing can be as terrible as the Tuscon you describe.
It's the part that isn't screaming.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 24, 2014, 07:53:19 PM
Part of me is convinced that nothing can be as terrible as the Tuscon you describe.
There's only one way to find out, right? I mean, I COULD be lying to hog up a good thing, and Tucson is some kind of paradise where we bugger congressmen all day and eat ice cream made out of unicorn snot.
Come and see for yourself. It's the only scientific way to determine this sort of thing.
ITT, Roger has a moment of divine enlightenment. :lulz: