Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Reginald Ret on October 05, 2014, 09:11:17 PM

Title: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Reginald Ret on October 05, 2014, 09:11:17 PM
Inspired by:
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 05, 2014, 08:00:42 PM
If we are what we eat then I am one third taco, one third pizza, one third fried chicken - all simmered in Pepsi.

So that's partially Mexican, right?

Well New Scum? What are you?
I am beer, chocolate milk, and microwaved shoarma/bapao thingies.
I can't believe I survive on that crap.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Ben Shapiro on October 05, 2014, 09:13:49 PM
Vagina/Mexican Rice/Buffalo Wing Sauce/Diet Ginger Ale
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on October 05, 2014, 09:23:20 PM
CHicken nuggets, apple cider, coffee and oats.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Salty on October 05, 2014, 10:09:10 PM
40% bear tears.
30% gypsy tears.
169% motherfucking SCIENCE!

ALSO, BEER.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: The Johnny on October 05, 2014, 10:37:06 PM

Then we can deduce that I'm your mom.   :fap:  :fnord:
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 05, 2014, 11:09:01 PM
Cheese, garlic, pasta, fruit juice, chocolate ice cream
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 05, 2014, 11:20:00 PM
cheese, fortified milk shakes, pizza, enchiladas and tea.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 05, 2014, 11:20:45 PM
so mostly cheese and tea.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2014, 12:47:31 AM
Mostly carbon.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 06, 2014, 12:47:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Skinsaw on October 06, 2014, 12:47:31 AM
Mostly carbon.

:lulz:
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2014, 12:48:46 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on October 05, 2014, 10:37:06 PM

Then we can deduce that I'm your mom.   :fap:  :fnord:

Prove it.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 06, 2014, 03:04:18 AM
Clowns.  :sad:
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: LMNO on October 06, 2014, 12:20:58 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on October 06, 2014, 12:47:31 AM
Mostly carbon.

Winner.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: The Johnny on October 06, 2014, 12:23:42 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on October 06, 2014, 12:48:46 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on October 05, 2014, 10:37:06 PM

Then we can deduce that I'm your mom.   :fap:  :fnord:

Prove it.

There can only be one!  :magick:
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2014, 03:09:29 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 06, 2014, 03:04:18 AM
Clowns.  :sad:

:lulz:
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 06, 2014, 06:57:26 PM
Oatmeal, and my own pride.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Cain on October 06, 2014, 07:09:18 PM
Instant coffee.

It's quicker to just start eating the granules while the water boils, then pour that down your throat.

Tastes better that way too.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Suu on October 06, 2014, 07:12:20 PM
Right now I'm pulled pork.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 06, 2014, 09:17:13 PM
all day breakfast sammich, apple juice, cheese, tea, strawberry and grapes

still mostly cheese and tea.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: hooplala on October 06, 2014, 09:19:24 PM
Warmed up pizza.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Junkenstein on October 06, 2014, 10:48:45 PM
I object to the question on the grounds that the answer will likely horrify you.

Given the state of the UK food industry, I'm not sure I'd name the correct animals. I'm hoping animals, I know that's going to be a very small percentage compared to newspaper or granite or "MISC BULKING AGENT".
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 06, 2014, 11:09:59 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 06, 2014, 10:48:45 PM
I object to the question on the grounds that the answer will likely horrify you.

Given the state of the UK food industry, I'm not sure I'd name the correct animals. I'm hoping animals, I know that's going to be a very small percentage compared to newspaper or granite or "MISC BULKING AGENT".
:lulz:

this is why i mostly eat cheese.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on October 07, 2014, 06:42:43 PM
Having just roughed out a budget for the next three months, I am approximately $3.00/day :punchballs:
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Slyph on October 07, 2014, 09:51:56 PM
bread, dipped in anything runnier than bread.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Cain on October 07, 2014, 10:13:40 PM
Liquid bread mix?
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Trivial on October 08, 2014, 02:47:06 AM
An alarming amount of chocolate.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 08, 2014, 01:58:18 PM
WAFFLES!
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on October 08, 2014, 02:26:21 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 08, 2014, 01:58:18 PM
WAFFLES!

:)
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Reginald Ret on October 08, 2014, 09:04:16 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on October 06, 2014, 12:47:31 AM
Mostly carbon.
... Well played.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 08, 2014, 09:12:03 PM
Quote from: Slyph on October 07, 2014, 09:51:56 PM
bread, dipped in anything runnier than bread.

do you also eat pain au chocolat and shag everyone you know by lunchtime?
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on October 08, 2014, 09:42:11 PM
Hamspread, tamed jalapeños, and swiss cheesefood product on an asiago bagel with wheat thins and faygo cotton candy sodapop. That last is the only really dangerous part.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Slyph on October 08, 2014, 11:45:22 PM
Quote from: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 08, 2014, 09:12:03 PM
Quote from: Slyph on October 07, 2014, 09:51:56 PM
bread, dipped in anything runnier than bread.

do you also eat pain au chocolat and shag everyone you know by lunchtime?

*initiates secret dylan moran fan handshake*
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 09, 2014, 12:12:00 AM
Quote from: Slyph on October 08, 2014, 11:45:22 PM
Quote from: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 08, 2014, 09:12:03 PM
Quote from: Slyph on October 07, 2014, 09:51:56 PM
bread, dipped in anything runnier than bread.

do you also eat pain au chocolat and shag everyone you know by lunchtime?

*initiates secret dylan moran fan handshake*

I love Black Books, and the Irish Hair thing in Monster is so true.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Trivial on October 09, 2014, 12:34:02 AM
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/3d06347547a9549626831989dfbcd805/tumblr_ml2rrkLtQd1s0bwrjo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Telarus on October 09, 2014, 02:56:45 AM
Mostly Hawaii and Oregon volcanoes and pacific weather patterns.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on October 09, 2014, 11:23:50 AM
Quote from: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 05, 2014, 11:20:00 PM
cheese, fortified milk shakes, pizza, enchiladas and tea.

Do you sprinkle the tea on your milk shakes before you eat them?
    \
:spag2:
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on October 09, 2014, 11:35:47 AM
I'm mostly cheap frozen burritos, Totino's party pizzas, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, raw broccoli florets doused in red wine vinaigrette, and teriyaki beef jerky yet still outnumbered and outweighed by bacteria.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 09, 2014, 12:10:55 PM
Quote from: N E T on October 09, 2014, 11:23:50 AM
Quote from: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 05, 2014, 11:20:00 PM
cheese, fortified milk shakes, pizza, enchiladas and tea.

Do you sprinkle the tea on your milk shakes before you eat them?
    \
:spag2:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51mVmXjMGLL._SX466_.jpg)

srsly these are great as one can is like an entire meal. for when depression and being poor are stopping you from eating right. The black cherry flavour is the best but it seems to has been discontinued. I need to start buying in bulk.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on October 09, 2014, 12:30:28 PM
Quote from: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 09, 2014, 12:10:55 PM
Quote from: N E T on October 09, 2014, 11:23:50 AM
Quote from: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 05, 2014, 11:20:00 PM
cheese, fortified milk shakes, pizza, enchiladas and tea.

Do you sprinkle the tea on your milk shakes before you eat them?
    \
:spag2:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51mVmXjMGLL._SX466_.jpg)

srsly these are great as one can is like an entire meal. for when depression and being poor are stopping you from eating right. The black cherry flavour is the best but it seems to has been discontinued. I need to start buying in bulk.

BEAVER ANUS IS MY FAVORITE FLAVOR!

I'm sold.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2014, 02:45:25 PM
Will everyone please stop spreading the castoreum AOL email forward now? Thanks.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on October 10, 2014, 06:59:06 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on October 09, 2014, 02:45:25 PM
Will everyone please stop spreading the castoreum AOL email forward now? Thanks.

Figuratively? Either way, why?

Snopes says it's partially true, and I'm still amused.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: trix on October 10, 2014, 10:19:08 AM
Noodles.  Lots and fucking lots of them.

I'm not even sure how I'm walking around right now, given my serious lack of nutrition over the last year or so.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 10, 2014, 10:31:02 PM
Quote from: trix on October 10, 2014, 10:19:08 AM
Noodles.  Lots and fucking lots of them.

I'm not even sure how I'm walking around right now, given my serious lack of nutrition over the last year or so.

Have you considered applying for food stamps? Or maybe switching from noodles to rice and beans?
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Bruno on October 10, 2014, 10:39:19 PM
I guess you can just call me Marie Calendar.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: LMNO on October 11, 2014, 01:56:24 AM
I'm starting to feel like I should shift my blog to "shit you can do cheap that will keep you alive."

I mean, we're all smarter than this.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 11, 2014, 02:59:15 AM
My default meal is rice and beans of some manner. It's variable to a point nearing infinity, hugely nutritious, and cheap. So many cultures have staple, delicious rice and bean dishes that you could go a few months eating them without repeating yourself.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: trix on October 11, 2014, 03:20:51 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on October 10, 2014, 10:31:02 PM
Quote from: trix on October 10, 2014, 10:19:08 AM
Noodles.  Lots and fucking lots of them.

I'm not even sure how I'm walking around right now, given my serious lack of nutrition over the last year or so.

Have you considered applying for food stamps? Or maybe switching from noodles to rice and beans?

Actually I was fucking FINALLY approved for food card today and went shopping!  Had a nice mega huge salad with ranch dressing and cheese, a giant mug of OJ, and then a medium sized bowl of chicken fried rice.  I feel worlds better!
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Telarus on October 11, 2014, 08:06:25 AM
Protip: Get a crock pot. Throw stuff in ziplock bag, throw bag in freezer. Wake up, throw dinner in crock pot w/ some water, done.
Works with everything from Rice & Beans to Pulled Pork to Pineapple Teriyaki Chicken.
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 11, 2014, 04:34:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 11, 2014, 01:56:24 AM
I'm starting to feel like I should shift my blog to "shit you can do cheap that will keep you alive."

I mean, we're all smarter than this.

I had a blog for this. I just don't have time to maintain it.

http://tightkitchen.blogspot.com/
Title: Re: You are what you eat. What are you?
Post by: Telarus on October 12, 2014, 12:21:09 AM
 :lol: So true.