Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: trix on October 10, 2014, 01:37:45 PM

Title: Instead of sleep, Mitch.
Post by: trix on October 10, 2014, 01:37:45 PM
Ok apparently I don't get to sleep yet, because I just found out I was supposed to remember to do something before I go to bed.  But I don't really want to, so while I stay up even longer under the excuse that I have something to do, allow me to avoid getting to it by making a thread dedicated to everyone's favorite Mitch Hedberg joke, just because.

I'll start.

As an adult, I'm not supposed to go down slides. So if I end up at the top of a slide, I have to act like I got there accidentally. "How'd I get up here, god damnit?! I guess I have to slide down."