The unused room next to my office is being remodeled into an extra conference room. Problem is, there's a short hallway leading from that room to the outside and to the bathroom the crew uses. To make the room "even", the powers that be have decided to remove the hallway. This means that my guys can't use the bathroom if there's a meeting going on.
I was told this was okay, because if the guys need to use the bathroom, they can just go to one of the other buildings.
My protests have been overruled.
SO: We're going to jam k-wool into the sewer's breather pipe, and let the sewer gasses back up into the conference room when it is in use. Then we'll remove the k-wool. Each and every time there is a meeting. Forever.
:D
I like, very Eris!
Roger, I really wish there was a way we coul live-feed this, for the lulz.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 17, 2014, 05:14:37 PM
Roger, I really wish there was a way we coul live-feed this, for the lulz.
I do, as well.
"Your guys are less important than having a perfectly rectancular room."
"Are you familiar with my fecal manifestations? I thought not."
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 17, 2014, 05:18:38 PM
"Are you familiar with my fecal manifestations? I thought not."
Sometimes you can't get what you want.
Then all that's left is revenge.
I await further missives regarding the executive reaction.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 17, 2014, 05:34:47 PM
I await further missives regarding the executive reaction.
It's going to be a while. The remodel doesn't start for a few weeks.
What's the build likely to be done with? Something cheap and generic? I'm thinking 3 boys at the weekend once a month and build up the depth of the walls.
Incremental insanity is best revenge.
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 17, 2014, 06:06:22 PM
What's the build likely to be done with? Something cheap and generic? I'm thinking 3 boys at the weekend once a month and build up the depth of the walls.
Incremental insanity is best revenge.
Naw, I don't want anyone having a chance to prove that we're fucking with them.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 17, 2014, 05:04:00 PM
Quote from: notloki on October 17, 2014, 05:03:45 PM
:D
I like, very Eris!
Get the fuck away from me.
OK.
I no mean to cause trouble, if shtick annoy I stop shtick ok?
Other than that I'll stay out of your threads.
I'm sorry.
Your friend,
notloki
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 17, 2014, 05:00:38 PM
The unused room next to my office is being remodeled into an extra conference room. Problem is, there's a short hallway leading from that room to the outside and to the bathroom the crew uses. To make the room "even", the powers that be have decided to remove the hallway. This means that my guys can't use the bathroom if there's a meeting going on.
I was told this was okay, because if the guys need to use the bathroom, they can just go to one of the other buildings.
My protests have been overruled.
SO: We're going to jam k-wool into the sewer's breather pipe, and let the sewer gasses back up into the conference room when it is in use. Then we'll remove the k-wool. Each and every time there is a meeting. Forever.
:lulz:
Well if the doors don't lock I fail to see how a meeting stops anyone from getting to the bathroom.
Quote from: Trivial on October 21, 2014, 03:34:28 AM
Well if the doors don't lock I fail to see how a meeting stops anyone from getting to the bathroom.
They'd holler at my guys and then I'd have to do something
awful.
And you know how much I hate being like that.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2014, 04:10:21 AM
Quote from: Trivial on October 21, 2014, 03:34:28 AM
Well if the doors don't lock I fail to see how a meeting stops anyone from getting to the bathroom.
They'd holler at my guys and then I'd have to do something awful.
And you know how much I hate being like that.
Oh I know, you just hate it so much.
And it's terrible, to have to hate doing something you have to do. :fap:
Quote from: Your Mom on October 21, 2014, 05:08:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2014, 04:10:21 AM
Quote from: Trivial on October 21, 2014, 03:34:28 AM
Well if the doors don't lock I fail to see how a meeting stops anyone from getting to the bathroom.
They'd holler at my guys and then I'd have to do something awful.
And you know how much I hate being like that.
Oh I know, you just hate it so much.
And it's terrible, to have to hate doing something you have to do. :fap:
It fucks my Buddha nature up, and means like 8 more turns on the wheel before I reach, whattaya call it, named after a grunge band (brainfarting here).
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2014, 03:30:24 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on October 21, 2014, 05:08:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2014, 04:10:21 AM
Quote from: Trivial on October 21, 2014, 03:34:28 AM
Well if the doors don't lock I fail to see how a meeting stops anyone from getting to the bathroom.
They'd holler at my guys and then I'd have to do something awful.
And you know how much I hate being like that.
Oh I know, you just hate it so much.
And it's terrible, to have to hate doing something you have to do. :fap:
It fucks my Buddha nature up, and means like 8 more turns on the wheel before I reach, whattaya call it, named after a grunge band (brainfarting here).
The Soundgarden?
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on October 21, 2014, 03:32:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2014, 03:30:24 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on October 21, 2014, 05:08:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2014, 04:10:21 AM
Quote from: Trivial on October 21, 2014, 03:34:28 AM
Well if the doors don't lock I fail to see how a meeting stops anyone from getting to the bathroom.
They'd holler at my guys and then I'd have to do something awful.
And you know how much I hate being like that.
Oh I know, you just hate it so much.
And it's terrible, to have to hate doing something you have to do. :fap:
It fucks my Buddha nature up, and means like 8 more turns on the wheel before I reach, whattaya call it, named after a grunge band (brainfarting here).
The Soundgarden?
No, I think it's the Pearl Jam. You know, when you've purged yourself of bad shit and all that's left is
Do the Evolution.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2014, 03:38:00 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on October 21, 2014, 03:32:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2014, 03:30:24 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on October 21, 2014, 05:08:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2014, 04:10:21 AM
Quote from: Trivial on October 21, 2014, 03:34:28 AM
Well if the doors don't lock I fail to see how a meeting stops anyone from getting to the bathroom.
They'd holler at my guys and then I'd have to do something awful.
And you know how much I hate being like that.
Oh I know, you just hate it so much.
And it's terrible, to have to hate doing something you have to do. :fap:
It fucks my Buddha nature up, and means like 8 more turns on the wheel before I reach, whattaya call it, named after a grunge band (brainfarting here).
The Soundgarden?
No, I think it's the Pearl Jam. You know, when you've purged yourself of bad shit and all that's left is Do the Evolution.
After having achieved
Evenflow, Doktor Howl shed his flannel monk's robes and prepared to
Do the Evolution.
It is written.
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on October 21, 2014, 03:46:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2014, 03:38:00 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on October 21, 2014, 03:32:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2014, 03:30:24 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on October 21, 2014, 05:08:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2014, 04:10:21 AM
Quote from: Trivial on October 21, 2014, 03:34:28 AM
Well if the doors don't lock I fail to see how a meeting stops anyone from getting to the bathroom.
They'd holler at my guys and then I'd have to do something awful.
And you know how much I hate being like that.
Oh I know, you just hate it so much.
And it's terrible, to have to hate doing something you have to do. :fap:
It fucks my Buddha nature up, and means like 8 more turns on the wheel before I reach, whattaya call it, named after a grunge band (brainfarting here).
The Soundgarden?
No, I think it's the Pearl Jam. You know, when you've purged yourself of bad shit and all that's left is Do the Evolution.
After having achieved Evenflow, Doktor Howl shed his flannel monk's robes and prepared to Do the Evolution.
It is written.
Wearing nothing but MC Hammer doodoo pants and back hair. :hammer:
I'm holding out until I achieve Mudhoney.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 17, 2014, 05:00:38 PM
The unused room next to my office is being remodeled into an extra conference room. Problem is, there's a short hallway leading from that room to the outside and to the bathroom the crew uses. To make the room "even", the powers that be have decided to remove the hallway. This means that my guys can't use the bathroom if there's a meeting going on.
I was told this was okay, because if the guys need to use the bathroom, they can just go to one of the other buildings.
My protests have been overruled.
SO: We're going to jam k-wool into the sewer's breather pipe, and let the sewer gasses back up into the conference room when it is in use. Then we'll remove the k-wool. Each and every time there is a meeting. Forever.
It's worth mentioning that this worked like a charm.
:lulz:
How could it not have?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 01, 2015, 08:56:53 PM
:lulz:
How could it not have?
Well, Lillie has decided that she is a maintenance wiz, and among other things, has announced that the pipe has collapsed.
So we're gonna have a plumbing company come tear up the whole front end of the property.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 01, 2015, 09:31:00 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 01, 2015, 08:56:53 PM
:lulz:
How could it not have?
Well, Lillie has decided that she is a maintenance wiz, and among other things, has announced that the pipe has collapsed.
So we're gonna have a plumbing company come tear up the whole front end of the property.
There has to be some kind of trophy for this.
Atrophy is it's own trophy. :lulz:
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 01, 2015, 10:03:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 01, 2015, 09:31:00 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 01, 2015, 08:56:53 PM
:lulz:
How could it not have?
Well, Lillie has decided that she is a maintenance wiz, and among other things, has announced that the pipe has collapsed.
So we're gonna have a plumbing company come tear up the whole front end of the property.
There has to be some kind of trophy for this.
I can't seem to get fired. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 01, 2015, 09:31:00 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 01, 2015, 08:56:53 PM
:lulz:
How could it not have?
Well, Lillie has decided that she is a maintenance wiz, and among other things, has announced that the pipe has collapsed.
So we're gonna have a plumbing company come tear up the whole front end of the property.
TOTAL VICTORY!!!
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 02, 2015, 07:06:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 01, 2015, 09:31:00 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 01, 2015, 08:56:53 PM
:lulz:
How could it not have?
Well, Lillie has decided that she is a maintenance wiz, and among other things, has announced that the pipe has collapsed.
So we're gonna have a plumbing company come tear up the whole front end of the property.
TOTAL VICTORY!!!
I have found I can make amazing things happen just by offering a proper technical solution, too. That MUST be argued, because I do not have a degree, and am therefore stupid and always stepping on my fingers.
I want to see how far I can push this.
But Lillie went on vacation for 10 days to the family seat in Kentucky
because her husband is having an operation today and she doesn't want to deal with his convalescence, so that may have to wait.
:aaa:
wow
So things are going to run (slightly more) smoothly for ten days?
Until Lillie returns and gets to tell you all about how WRONG you have been doing things in her absence, of course.
Quote from: Xaz on April 02, 2015, 03:41:30 PM
So things are going to run (slightly more) smoothly for ten days?
Until Lillie returns and gets to tell you all about how WRONG you have been doing things in her absence, of course.
Of course. But I find myself unable to care.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 02, 2015, 03:04:55 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 02, 2015, 07:06:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 01, 2015, 09:31:00 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 01, 2015, 08:56:53 PM
:lulz:
How could it not have?
Well, Lillie has decided that she is a maintenance wiz, and among other things, has announced that the pipe has collapsed.
So we're gonna have a plumbing company come tear up the whole front end of the property.
TOTAL VICTORY!!!
I have found I can make amazing things happen just by offering a proper technical solution, too. That MUST be argued, because I do not have a degree, and am therefore stupid and always stepping on my fingers.
I want to see how far I can push this.
But Lillie went on vacation for 10 days to the family seat in Kentucky because her husband is having an operation today and she doesn't want to deal with his convalescence, so that may have to wait.
Thats fucked up beyond redemption.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 02, 2015, 03:04:55 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 02, 2015, 07:06:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 01, 2015, 09:31:00 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 01, 2015, 08:56:53 PM
:lulz:
How could it not have?
Well, Lillie has decided that she is a maintenance wiz, and among other things, has announced that the pipe has collapsed.
So we're gonna have a plumbing company come tear up the whole front end of the property.
TOTAL VICTORY!!!
I have found I can make amazing things happen just by offering a proper technical solution, too. That MUST be argued, because I do not have a degree, and am therefore stupid and always stepping on my fingers.
I want to see how far I can push this.
But Lillie went on vacation for 10 days to the family seat in Kentucky because her husband is having an operation today and she doesn't want to deal with his convalescence, so that may have to wait.
I know we joke about being bad people, but Lillie is an actually bad person, in a completely literal and unfunny way.
If it's any consolation to anyone, her absence is surely likely to assist said convalescing. Imagine the fucking damage she'd do if she was around. Probably poke the wound with shitty sticks for 10 days or something.