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Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 31, 2014, 10:51:19 PM

Title: Just in time for Halloween!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 31, 2014, 10:51:19 PM
So I happened upon this website, and this story in particular, and it's, um. Special. Really special. And it disturbed me a lot, although possibly not in the ways the author intended.

Please read it.

Please.

Please.

:lulz:

hxxp://www.thevoicebeforethevoid.net/north-dakota-devils-lake-2013-october-by-the-voice-before-the-void/
Title: Re: Just in time for Halloween!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 01, 2014, 05:09:04 AM
Here is a teaser, if you are hell-bent on not reading this (and I wouldn't blame you if that was the case):

QuoteI awoke unnaturally, suddenly, opening my eyes, looking straight up. At the left side of my field of vision was a disembodied face.

I had been sleeping on my back on the sofa in the front room, where I usually sleep. I swivelled my eyes to look fully at the face. It was black and white: the planes of the face shone with white light; the lines of the face were dread-black. The pupils of the eyes were black and too large, almost but not quite filling the eye-slits, so that but small triangles of white shone at either side of the pupils. The nose was large and sharp and jutting, almost like a snout. The teeth were black and pointed, and the interior of the throat shone white behind them.

Title: Re: Just in time for Halloween!
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 02, 2014, 03:19:44 AM
I plan to read this on Monday, in lieu of working.
Title: Re: Just in time for Halloween!
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 02, 2014, 10:38:57 AM
THOSE FUCKING COMMAS. :mad:
Title: Re: Just in time for Halloween!
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 02, 2014, 10:41:15 AM
This is really hard to read.
Maybe I should read it in the voice of Shatner.
Title: Re: Just in time for Halloween!
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 02, 2014, 10:46:50 AM
I liked the monologue-ing against an empty kitchen but the ending sucked.

This is a much better story about the horrors of thinking meat.
http://www.terrybisson.com/page6/page6.html
Title: Re: Just in time for Halloween!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 02, 2014, 03:57:15 PM
Quote from: Ragret on November 02, 2014, 10:41:15 AM
This is really hard to read.
Maybe I should read it in the voice of Shatner.

I know, right?

And I could almost taste the author's sense of their own cleverness when they used "sardony" as a word. TWICE. :crankey:
Title: Re: Just in time for Halloween!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 02, 2014, 04:17:34 PM
To be honest, the concept isn't so bad, even though it's horrendously overwrought; the idea that no non-corporeal horror is as terrifying as the fact that biological organisms eat each other in order to survive. The whole pigeon-killing ritual, though, was hilariously self-consciously occulty and the writing... well, it reminded me of Delgotha, so there's that. :lol: