Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on November 12, 2014, 01:19:01 AM

Title: So, I was just chatting with one of my new neighbors...
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 12, 2014, 01:19:01 AM
...And the subject of the abuse of the homeless in Florida came up.

Her comment:

"Well, when those people are around, it ruins the quality of life for everyone else."

Yeeeeah.  I LIKE my new neighborhood.  It's like God LOVES me and he sends me people to torment.
Title: Re: So, I was just chatting with one of my new neighbors...
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 12, 2014, 01:27:19 AM
ugh, yea, i had a fight with my sister like that once. I was trying to give change to a homeless person and she yanked me away and started yell ing like i was a five year old about to jump into a wood chipper. The guy was in a  wheelchair with a fake leg, she was worried he was gonna stab me. cuz yknow, that would improve his situation so much.
Title: Re: So, I was just chatting with one of my new neighbors...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 12, 2014, 04:56:33 AM
Quote from: EL MAESTRO! on November 12, 2014, 01:27:19 AM
ugh, yea, i had a fight with my sister like that once. I was trying to give change to a homeless person and she yanked me away and started yell ing like i was a five year old about to jump into a wood chipper. The guy was in a  wheelchair with a fake leg, she was worried he was gonna stab me. cuz yknow, that would improve his situation so much.

So just from what you've posted on the board, your sister is starting to sound a little crazy.
Title: Re: So, I was just chatting with one of my new neighbors...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 12, 2014, 04:56:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 12, 2014, 01:19:01 AM
...And the subject of the abuse of the homeless in Florida came up.

Her comment:

"Well, when those people are around, it ruins the quality of life for everyone else."

Yeeeeah.  I LIKE my new neighborhood.  It's like God LOVES me and he sends me people to torment.

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: So, I was just chatting with one of my new neighbors...
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 12, 2014, 05:19:52 AM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on November 12, 2014, 04:56:33 AM
Quote from: EL MAESTRO! on November 12, 2014, 01:27:19 AM
ugh, yea, i had a fight with my sister like that once. I was trying to give change to a homeless person and she yanked me away and started yell ing like i was a five year old about to jump into a wood chipper. The guy was in a  wheelchair with a fake leg, she was worried he was gonna stab me. cuz yknow, that would improve his situation so much.

So just from what you've posted on the board, your sister is starting to sound a little crazy.
different sister. this one lives out in your direction actually. She's actually pretty levelheaded, being the oldest, just happens to have rebelled against our parents by becoming pretty conservative. The middle child is the one who wont shut up about my weight.
Title: Re: So, I was just chatting with one of my new neighbors...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 12, 2014, 05:32:44 AM
Quote from: EL MAESTRO! on November 12, 2014, 05:19:52 AM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on November 12, 2014, 04:56:33 AM
Quote from: EL MAESTRO! on November 12, 2014, 01:27:19 AM
ugh, yea, i had a fight with my sister like that once. I was trying to give change to a homeless person and she yanked me away and started yell ing like i was a five year old about to jump into a wood chipper. The guy was in a  wheelchair with a fake leg, she was worried he was gonna stab me. cuz yknow, that would improve his situation so much.

So just from what you've posted on the board, your sister is starting to sound a little crazy.
different sister. this one lives out in your direction actually. She's actually pretty levelheaded, being the oldest, just happens to have rebelled against our parents by becoming pretty conservative. The middle child is the one who wont shut up about my weight.

Have you considered just disowning them? Or, perhaps even better, getting disowned by them?
Title: Re: So, I was just chatting with one of my new neighbors...
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 13, 2014, 07:29:38 AM
i do sometimes seriously consider becoming a gypsy.
Title: Re: So, I was just chatting with one of my new neighbors...
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 13, 2014, 07:31:53 AM
i kid though, they're actually very supportive of me most of the time. It's not their fault they grew up in the same crazy family i did.