Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 13, 2014, 09:37:29 PM

Title: COOKIES
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 13, 2014, 09:37:29 PM
I have made up my mind. There will be cookies. PM updated addresses and dietary restrictions.

Baking will probably be late next week if you all are quick about getting me a number.
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 14, 2014, 11:03:34 AM
EOC and Howl are in.
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 14, 2014, 12:04:07 PM
:awesome:

You're the greatest, QG!
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 14, 2014, 01:02:10 PM
:fap:
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Junkenstein on November 14, 2014, 01:17:21 PM
I assume transatlantic shipping is probably a no-go, so can I request changes to EOC's?

EOC, got a list of shit you're allergic to handy? For, erm, safety reasons.
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 14, 2014, 01:20:02 PM
International should be doable this time.
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Ben Shapiro on November 14, 2014, 01:38:27 PM
I like mah.cookies full of gluten, and animal products.
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Junkenstein on November 14, 2014, 01:39:50 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 14, 2014, 01:20:02 PM
International should be doable this time.

I'd still rather poison help EOC.

Although, I am intrigued. Will PM.
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 14, 2014, 01:40:19 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 14, 2014, 01:17:21 PM
I assume transatlantic shipping is probably a no-go, so can I request changes to EOC's?

EOC, got a list of shit you're allergic to handy? For, erm, safety reasons.

I am horribly allergic to solid gold bricks.
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 14, 2014, 01:40:39 PM
Quote from: Derrick Broze on November 14, 2014, 01:38:27 PM
I like mah.cookies full of gluten, and animal products.

That's the only way I make em!
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 14, 2014, 01:41:12 PM
I also find monarchy a mild bowel irritant.
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Junkenstein on November 14, 2014, 01:56:39 PM
Thanks.

Could I request EOC's to be made with 50/50 of monarchs and politicians?

Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 14, 2014, 02:07:01 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 14, 2014, 01:56:39 PM
Thanks.

Could I request EOC's to be made with 50/50 of monarchs and politicians?

You can request it. Remember that last time I made sea urchin cookies because ECH specifically asked not to.
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: EK WAFFLR on November 14, 2014, 02:53:07 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 14, 2014, 01:20:02 PM
International should be doable this time.

This made me giddy.
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 18, 2014, 11:01:37 AM
My inbox is not full of addresses yet...
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 20, 2014, 01:21:02 AM
Current PDers on the list: Junky, Howl, EOC, Waffles and Bearman? (Waffles and Bearman I need addresses for.)

New additions to the cookie lineup: Pumpkin Bombs and Apple Crisps.
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Ben Shapiro on November 20, 2014, 03:48:32 AM
done
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 20, 2014, 05:31:56 PM
I request only that the return address be clearly visible for retaliatory mail purposes.  :evil:
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 20, 2014, 05:41:38 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 20, 2014, 05:31:56 PM
I request only that the return address be clearly visible for retaliatory mail purposes.  :evil:

The post office took care of that last time. Someone's box wasn't deliverable for whatever reason and came back three weeks later.
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 25, 2014, 05:12:38 PM
The money that was set aside for shipping had to go to emergency appliance purchases. If folks are willing to pitch in something to defray costs, I would be grateful. PM for paypals. Should be done baking in time to ship tomorrow.
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 01, 2014, 12:37:39 AM
QG IS MY NEW FAVORITE PDER

Please nobody tell Doctor Pango.
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 01, 2014, 10:08:07 PM
I GOT COOKIES!  Jenn and Keelin say "THANK YOU, YOUR HIGHNESS!"

Someone's getting a letter.
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 02, 2014, 12:00:20 AM
I DID TOO! Thanks, Gogira! You deserve a special thanks for these. :)
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 02, 2014, 03:56:02 PM
Yay!

New Guy and Bearman had their packages delayed because post offices are dicks, but everything else should be arriving soon.
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 02, 2014, 05:38:53 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 02, 2014, 03:56:02 PM
Yay!

New Guy and Bearman had their packages delayed because post offices are dicks, but everything else should be arriving soon.

<3
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 03, 2014, 07:57:01 AM
got my cookies today. A welcome treat upon arriving home from work.
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Junkenstein on December 08, 2014, 11:40:52 AM
ATTN : QG.


YOU ARE A GIANT SACK OF AWESOME.

Junkenwife sends regards and requests for recipes.
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 08, 2014, 04:48:32 PM
yes, those ones shaped like muffins with the peppermint patty inside were genius!
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 08, 2014, 04:53:49 PM
Still haven't got mine. Is there a hold on package?
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 08, 2014, 08:19:36 PM
Quote from: Metal Bear on December 08, 2014, 04:53:49 PM
Still haven't got mine. Is there a hold on package?

You and new guy both got bumped, and at this point it's safest to bake new ones. Will update when yours are on the way, sorry for the inconvenience.
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on December 09, 2014, 08:13:49 AM
Quote from: EL MAESTRO! on December 08, 2014, 04:48:32 PM
yes, those ones shaped like muffins with the peppermint patty inside were genius!

And how!
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 09, 2014, 10:42:03 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 08, 2014, 11:40:52 AM
ATTN : QG.


YOU ARE A GIANT SACK OF AWESOME.

Junkenwife sends regards and requests for recipes.

Glad they made it okay! We got to the post office and I derped on your last name entirely.

Here's the cookie list:

Apricot Bastards
Lemon Puffs
Surprise Peppermint Brownies
Marblecakes
Brownie Pinwheels
Cinnamon Challenge Cookies
Blackened Peanut Butter Cookies
Peanut Butter Brownie Cookies
Apple Snaps
Whatever Was Left
Gold Bars

and in the candy boxes:
Chocolate Salty Balls
Oreo Fudge Balls
Pumpkin Bombs

Stuff that's not already in the cookie recipe thread should be added later today.
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on December 11, 2014, 03:21:46 PM
Apricot Bastards is a fabulous name. More cookies should be named derisively.
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: LMNO on December 11, 2014, 03:32:05 PM
"Crotch-Gobbling Ginger Snaps"
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on December 11, 2014, 05:37:33 PM
Cheney Chip Delights
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: LMNO on December 11, 2014, 05:56:12 PM
Rectally-hydrated cheese puffs
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 11, 2014, 06:02:43 PM
They're here. And almost gone.

I heart you QGP!
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 11, 2014, 06:42:14 PM
Quote from: Hello Waffles on December 11, 2014, 06:02:43 PM
They're here. And almost gone.

I heart you QGP!

Yay!
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2014, 08:11:00 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on December 11, 2014, 03:21:46 PM
Apricot Bastards is a fabulous name. More cookies should be named derisively.

I enjoyed telling the children the name of the Apricot Bastards, and then I proceeded to make up names for the other ones that I didn't know. The only ones I really remember are the Gold Diggers, the Swirly Jerks, and the Uncle Toms.

I don't think they thought it was funny.
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 12, 2014, 01:12:36 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2014, 08:11:00 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on December 11, 2014, 03:21:46 PM
Apricot Bastards is a fabulous name. More cookies should be named derisively.

I enjoyed telling the children the name of the Apricot Bastards, and then I proceeded to make up names for the other ones that I didn't know. The only ones I really remember are the Gold Diggers, the Swirly Jerks, and the Uncle Toms.

I don't think they thought it was funny.

Which ones were the Uncle Toms?
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 12, 2014, 02:27:17 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 12, 2014, 01:12:36 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2014, 08:11:00 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on December 11, 2014, 03:21:46 PM
Apricot Bastards is a fabulous name. More cookies should be named derisively.

I enjoyed telling the children the name of the Apricot Bastards, and then I proceeded to make up names for the other ones that I didn't know. The only ones I really remember are the Gold Diggers, the Swirly Jerks, and the Uncle Toms.

I don't think they thought it was funny.

Which ones were the Uncle Toms?
The brownie-muffins with the minty creme centers.
Title: Re: COOKIES
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 12, 2014, 02:29:17 AM
You know, brown on the outside, white on the inside.  :horrormirth: