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Age: Unknown, estimated at 1800 years +/- 100 years. Gender: unknown (presumed female but has an infinite number of dicks). Race: Orkadian et al.
She's just an American chasing a dream. She's just running with the top down and the music up. She's just trying to smile and say "welcome to America", but she speaks through a shotgun and your head falls off. She's wanted in all 50 states, Puerto Rico, and Guam. She's just shaking hands with the severed arm of the future.
Nigel has an extra joint in each leg; this allows her to move low to the ground. When she hits a knot of Black Friday shoppers, the knot breaks like a herd of gazelle, like beads scatter when you slam a hammer through a windshield. Except for the victim, of course. He scatters too, but in a different way. And the police and the emergency services personnel come away from the aftermath with a new view on the way the universe works, and most often a new religion as well.
Portland is the sea floor of America. Nigel is America's pelagic shark. But she does not feed like a carp. No. Nigel is the reason humanity stays in the shallows. The bright, bright shallows. Nigel is the reason humanity knows WHY they stay in those shallows.
:lulz: This is delightful!
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 28, 2014, 08:08:45 PM
:lulz: This is delightful!
EoC is next, if he ever sends me a pic with lots of teeth showing.
Nigel is the reason I never swim in natural bodies of water.
Or unnatural, for that matter.
...or bathe at all, actually.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 28, 2014, 08:09:42 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 28, 2014, 08:08:45 PM
:lulz: This is delightful!
EoC is next, if he ever sends me a pic with lots of teeth showing.
I'll see if I can float one over while I'm at work.
Quote from: Hoopla on November 28, 2014, 08:13:00 PM
Nigel is the reason I never swim in natural bodies of water.
Or unnatural, for that matter.
...or bathe at all, actually.
Yes. You can't make the drain grate holes small enough and still have them drain. She's very tiny for her size.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 28, 2014, 08:14:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 28, 2014, 08:09:42 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 28, 2014, 08:08:45 PM
:lulz: This is delightful!
EoC is next, if he ever sends me a pic with lots of teeth showing.
I'll see if I can float one over while I'm at work.
Oki doke. I'm heading out for the day, but yours is already written, so when I get the pic, I'll post the thread.
LOL
Is it wse to reveal this information publicly?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 28, 2014, 08:30:04 PM
Is it wse to reveal this information publicly?
Well, no.
But she's going to kill us all anyway. Not intentionally, maybe. It's just that her form of communication seems to involve bone saws.
:lulz:
Pure gold.
:lulz:
Love this, are you gonna do one for everybody?
Quote from: EL MAESTRO! on November 30, 2014, 12:56:09 AM
Love this, are you gonna do one for everybody?
Not sure. I'm doing one a day for however long, and if you want to be slandered, send me a pic.
I like you biology angle.
Also, that fucking news thingy with the mousepointer got me fooled. Again.