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Eater of Clowns Gender: male Age: 150 million years Race: Stegosaurus
Imagine you're a T-Rex. You're moseying through the swamp one day, and you get mugged by a stegosaurus. A number of things might be passing through your mind, as you watch his tail swing around. You might be thinking "What's this guy doing here? He's been extinct for 93 million years," or "Why am I being attacked by a plant-eater?
But, of course, you're a T-Rex, so what actually goes through your mind FIRST is "unnnnnnnng". What goes through it SECOND are the horrible 3 foot long spikes on his tail. Then you're dead, though it might take the brain in your ass a little while to figure this out.
Eater of Clowns is wanted for various and sundry violent crimes, mostly having to do with mugging people and jamming spikes through their heads. It is worth mentioning that he is tall for his height, and while he appears to be 6'2" or so, he's actually 30 feet long. His "hunting" range is the swamp between Providence and Boston.
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JESUS, that's a lot of fucking teeth!
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Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 29, 2014, 11:18:53 PM
JESUS, that's a lot of fucking teeth!
Try sitting across the table from him. Every time I went to take a drink of beer, I about shat myself.
Do not drink with dinosaurs.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 30, 2014, 03:18:43 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 29, 2014, 11:18:53 PM
JESUS, that's a lot of fucking teeth!
Try sitting across the table from him. Every time I went to take a drink of beer, I about shat myself.
Do not drink with dinosaurs.
Although your advice seems sound, I feel that I would like to do a little further investigation on my own.
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I just want to be left alone to eat my plants. My screaming, bleeding plants. :)