Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on November 30, 2014, 09:17:57 PM

Title: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 30, 2014, 09:17:57 PM
(https://whyweprotest.net/attachments/1393879_320970901375054_1349662783_n-jpg.215530/)

Name: Queen Gogira  Age:  unknown, presumed late 20s. Gender:  Female (are ya blind?)  Race:  Caucasian.

Queen Gogira is the leader of a ring of Bad Science maniacs.  She was involved in splitting the porn atom, and is wanted for questioning concerning the Manhattan Ass Cannon Incident of 2009, when 10,000 people were killed in New York when their arses exploded.  On account of Bad Science maniacs stuffing them in a cannon and firing them against the Flatiron building.

She is also "credited" with the "whoopsie" pill, which consists of PCP mixed with bovine cortisol and is most often slipped in the drinks of power-lifters and rugby players, with the obvious mayhem following within minutes.  When questioned about it by an investigative journalist, she merely said "SCIENCE, BITCHES", and then hit him with an electron microscope.

She is currently believed to lair in Massachusetts, where rumors have spread that she's going to recreate the Boston Molasses Disaster, only this time with a giant vat full of Irish people.
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
Post by: Ben Shapiro on November 30, 2014, 09:21:00 PM
LOL IRISH
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on November 30, 2014, 09:38:00 PM
 :lulz:

I'm loving these so much!
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 30, 2014, 09:40:44 PM
Quote from: Hello Waffles on November 30, 2014, 09:38:00 PM
:lulz:

I'm loving these so much!

I needed a writing exercise.  I have had terminal writer's block (read:  I am lazy) for two months now.
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 30, 2014, 10:23:37 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 30, 2014, 11:42:18 PM
This one is excellent!
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 01, 2014, 12:34:48 AM
I don't think even QG could recreate the molasses disaster with Irish people. Once the alcohol cooked off there'd be nothing left.  :sad:
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 01, 2014, 12:41:39 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 01, 2014, 02:31:01 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 01, 2014, 12:34:48 AM
I don't think even QG could recreate the molasses disaster with Irish people. Once the alcohol cooked off there'd be nothing left.  :sad:

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/4492111/science-o.gif)
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 06, 2018, 03:24:16 AM
The pic in the OP is still one of my PD favorites.
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 06, 2018, 04:46:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 06, 2018, 03:24:16 AM
The pic in the OP is still one of my PD favorites.

I should have gotten one of me yelling at nazis in a corset.
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 06, 2018, 06:33:40 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 06, 2018, 04:46:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 06, 2018, 03:24:16 AM
The pic in the OP is still one of my PD favorites.

I should have gotten one of me yelling at nazis in a corset.

No, this one.  With your friends pulling faces next to you, it has a White Queen effect (Alice in Wonderland).
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 06, 2018, 07:46:12 PM
Right, but peach corset and swooshy skirt with black bloc entourage is a pretty good aesthetic, too.
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
Post by: LMNO on December 06, 2018, 07:53:21 PM
For meme reasons, I request you post said pic.
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 06, 2018, 08:14:00 PM
Doesn't look like anyone got it, at least from what I could google just now.