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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on November 30, 2014, 09:38:45 PM

Title: Most Wanted, #5 of ?
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 30, 2014, 09:38:45 PM
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Name:  Waffles  Age:  mid-30s.  Gender:  Beard.  Race:  Belgian.

Waffles is being sought by Interpol concerning a streak of fashion violence, to include the brutal murder of 3 English peers...Apparently because they were wearing white shoes after Labor Day.  The killings were performed with Waffle's standard MO:  Death by obnoxious and mysteriously changing clothing.  His fashion sense is rightly feared throughout Europe, after the "Day-Glo Paris Incident", which killed thousands on the Champs-Élysées.

Waffles was last seen in Northern Belgium, during a chase in which he eluded police in a vintage Viking Longship on the Atlantic Road.  He seems to have misunderstood the term.  However, he still managed to escape by means of standing in the back of the boat and doing his dreaded "Mango" routine, resulting in the deaths of all pursuing officers.

Title: Re: Most Wanted, #5 of ?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on November 30, 2014, 09:40:23 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #5 of ?
Post by: Ben Shapiro on November 30, 2014, 09:45:38 PM
Rumor has it the boat was shaped like a axe.
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #5 of ?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 30, 2014, 10:26:42 PM
Oh my god... I never made the connection before.

BELGIAN... WAFFLES.

:fap:
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #5 of ?
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 30, 2014, 11:45:17 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 30, 2014, 10:26:42 PM
Oh my god... I never made the connection before.

BELGIAN... WAFFLES.

:fap:
Milady, you are on a roll today.
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #5 of ?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 01, 2014, 12:14:50 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 30, 2014, 10:26:42 PM
Oh my god... I never made the connection before.

BELGIAN... WAFFLES.

:fap:

oMg. I haven't either. :O
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #5 of ?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 01, 2014, 12:24:57 AM
Quote from: Hello Waffles on December 01, 2014, 12:14:50 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 30, 2014, 10:26:42 PM
Oh my god... I never made the connection before.

BELGIAN... WAFFLES.

:fap:

oMg. I haven't either. :O

HOLY CRAP!
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #5 of ?
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 01, 2014, 12:25:39 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 30, 2014, 10:26:42 PM
Oh my god... I never made the connection before.

BELGIAN... WAFFLES.

:fap:

:lulz: I was just thinking about this the other day, and I figured I was the last guy to get the joke. I feel a lot better now that it eluded so many of us.
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #5 of ?
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 01, 2014, 12:52:08 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 01, 2014, 12:25:39 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 30, 2014, 10:26:42 PM
Oh my god... I never made the connection before.

BELGIAN... WAFFLES.

:fap:

:lulz: I was just thinking about this the other day, and I figured I was the last guy to get the joke. I feel a lot better now that it eluded so many of us.

I thought that was obvious.  :shrug:
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #5 of ?
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 01, 2014, 01:09:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 01, 2014, 12:52:08 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 01, 2014, 12:25:39 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 30, 2014, 10:26:42 PM
Oh my god... I never made the connection before.

BELGIAN... WAFFLES.

:fap:

:lulz: I was just thinking about this the other day, and I figured I was the last guy to get the joke. I feel a lot better now that it eluded so many of us.

I thought that was obvious.  :shrug:

It's really obvious! That's what makes it so funny that so many of us missed it.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #5 of ?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 01, 2014, 01:18:00 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 01, 2014, 12:52:08 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 01, 2014, 12:25:39 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 30, 2014, 10:26:42 PM
Oh my god... I never made the connection before.

BELGIAN... WAFFLES.

:fap:

:lulz: I was just thinking about this the other day, and I figured I was the last guy to get the joke. I feel a lot better now that it eluded so many of us.

I thought that was obvious.  :shrug:

YES, BUT I AM NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #5 of ?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 02, 2014, 08:33:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 30, 2014, 09:38:45 PM
Waffles was last seen in Northern Belgium, during a chase in which he eluded police in a vintage Viking Longship on the Atlantic Road.  He seems to have misunderstood the term.  However, he still managed to escape by means of standing in the back of the boat and doing his dreaded "Mango" routine, resulting in the deaths of all pursuing officers.

If it's atlantic, I use a boat. Simple as that.
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #5 of ?
Post by: Richter on December 11, 2014, 12:41:16 AM
Waffles was once kicked off Folsom street for "Ruining the tone".  Needless to say none of the "normal" crowd were capable to repel beard of that magnitutde
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #5 of ?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2014, 04:53:04 AM
Quote from: Richter on December 11, 2014, 12:41:16 AM
Waffles was once kicked off Folsom street for "Ruining the tone".  Needless to say none of the "normal" crowd were capable to repel beard of that magnitutde

Repel?

Or... rappel?
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #5 of ?
Post by: Richter on December 12, 2014, 11:22:40 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2014, 04:53:04 AM
Quote from: Richter on December 11, 2014, 12:41:16 AM
Waffles was once kicked off Folsom street for "Ruining the tone".  Needless to say none of the "normal" crowd were capable to repel beard of that magnitutde

Repel?

Or... rappel?

A base jumper tried to scale his hair once.  One day the lipids will be cooked from him.  Having no further hair gel to give, Waffles will finally allow him to die.  One day....
Title: Re: Most Wanted, #5 of ?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 13, 2014, 02:30:33 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: