Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: P3nT4gR4m on December 25, 2014, 04:06:23 PM

Title: Merry festival of the virgin birth of the dying god PD!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 25, 2014, 04:06:23 PM
And a happy new orbital circumnavigation of the gas giant!

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Title: Re: Merry festival of the virgin birth of the dying god PD!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 25, 2014, 07:36:44 PM
I'm pretty fucking happy that the days will be getting longer, though I'm starting to understand why everybody celebrates this weird birth-of-the-cannibal-zombie thing. It's because everyone ELSE celebrates it, so everything's closed and everyone's busy. Might as well jump on the bandwagon just so as not to be bored as fuck.

Used to be, me and my best friend would hang out, make cookies, drink bourbon, and watch movies. But then she married a Catholic, which in a ripple effect both caused her family to disown her and also made me bored as fuck on every December 25th thereafter. They probably disowned her because they knew this would happen.
Title: Re: Merry festival of the virgin birth of the dying god PD!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on December 25, 2014, 09:22:03 PM
my wee sister's partner bailed on her after she spent a not insignificant amount of her disability on food for her and him for today so we had an emotional Piglet and mum in full "HIS BALLS= MY NEW PURSE" and a lunch that was in danger of fucking out hard, so i stopped mum ruining lunch and going nuclear and then made a kickass pannettonne bread pudding with terrys milk choc orange and homemade custard, which even notoriously picky hubby of mum liked, payne has had 3 slices and my mate Meg made almost sex noises on the first forkful.

Title: Re: Merry festival of the virgin birth of the dying god PD!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 25, 2014, 09:37:14 PM
This video epically sums up how I feel about everything. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ5rI461KNE#t=224
Title: Re: Merry festival of the virgin birth of the dying god PD!
Post by: LMNO on December 26, 2014, 12:58:42 PM
It wouldn't be the holidays if I didn't post the most appropriate scene from Female Trouble (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpYTkavEt20).
Title: Re: Merry festival of the virgin birth of the dying god PD!
Post by: hooplala on December 26, 2014, 06:15:16 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 26, 2014, 12:58:42 PM
It wouldn't be the holidays if I didn't post the most appropriate scene from Female Trouble (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpYTkavEt20).

I love you LMNO.
Title: Re: Merry festival of the virgin birth of the dying god PD!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2014, 08:51:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 26, 2014, 12:58:42 PM
It wouldn't be the holidays if I didn't post the most appropriate scene from Female Trouble (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpYTkavEt20).

Oh MY.
Title: Re: Merry festival of the virgin birth of the dying god PD!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on December 27, 2014, 01:43:15 PM
sisters bf has been incommunicado for 2 whole days.