NSFW NSFW NSFW
http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/16/nsfw-calling-all-foot-fetishists-the-vajankle-is-the-sex-toy-for-you-5025206/
QuoteThe vajankle – as its name suggests – is the unholy union of a vagina and an ankle... and it's as disturbing as it sounds.
Unless you have a serious foot fetish that is, in which case, we'd imagine, it's serious good times.
Sin boutique – the website selling them – explains: 'These quirky feet have a vagina built right in at the ankle!'
They go on: 'The vajankle is in the left foot only. You can order the vajankle independently, or as a pair with the standard right foot.'
But will it pass the P3nt test?
:horrormirth: :lulz: :horrormirth: :lulz: :horrormirth:
:scientist:
NSFW as hell but somehow not quite as bad as the vajankle
http://www.sinthetics.biz/products/quarter-torso
Cuz why pay all that for a whole torso if you're never gonna fuck most of it.
I'm pretty gulldurn muthaeffin' openminded... but eww.
Like eww with fire.
For some reason the quarter torso is more disturbing than just a disembodied rubber vagina. I can imagine the utility of a disembodied rubber vagina.
Taking it in a slightly different direction, medical practice models: http://www.gtsimulators.com/Life-form-Prostate-Examination-Simulator-p/lf00901u.htm
Emphasis and cheeky emotes mine. Lulz and brain hiccups for all.
To be read as though advertising for phone sex or porno.
You know, really adding some eager tone to it.
Just hear it in your head as you read..
:) STAGE A GLAND - Benign, slightly enlarged, but otherwise normal prostate gland.
:sad: STAGE B GLAND - A discrete, hard nodule is palpable in the upper right quadrant. This simulates a beginning stage of carcinoma.
:eek: STAGE C GLAND - The spread of carcinoma is demonstrated in this gland. The small nodule has increased in size and has become an external hard mass on the surface of the gland.
:cry: STAGE D GLAND - This gland is totally replaced with carcinoma. The entire gland will feel hard and irregular.
It really is all about how you say things. :p
Much to my dismay, I can top this.
:lulz: I had forgotten about that little bit of Science™.
I can top you all
http://www.horse-news.net/2015/01/china-begins-mass-producing-inflatable.html
Quote from: Cain on January 21, 2015, 02:35:09 PM
I can top you all
http://www.horse-news.net/2015/01/china-begins-mass-producing-inflatable.html
That's just straight-up good target marketing.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 21, 2015, 03:43:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 21, 2015, 02:35:09 PM
I can top you all
http://www.horse-news.net/2015/01/china-begins-mass-producing-inflatable.html
That's just straight-up good target marketing.
Like for real. All that needs doing is to acquire a supply, show to bronies, allow controversy to unduly spread awareness of *real shudder happened* the product. ..
:|
There's so many sex toys that are scary. http://www.scarysextoyfriday.com/?zx=cd9ac508c9e3e56
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 21, 2015, 02:23:29 PM
Much to my dismay, I can top this.
Worse than anthropomorphic rainbow dash too?
There's a severed head one with the vagina in the neck.
Made in Japan. Obviously.
Quoteis the unholy union of a vagina and an ankle
No it isnt, it is only a simulation of the future vajankles glory. Wait till you can get these babies installed in your own ankles.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 21, 2015, 04:19:31 PM
There's a severed head one with the vagina in the neck.
Made in Japan. Obviously.
:lulz:
For some reason, that one at least make logical sense to me.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 21, 2015, 05:12:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 21, 2015, 04:19:31 PM
There's a severed head one with the vagina in the neck.
Made in Japan. Obviously.
:lulz:
For some reason, that one at least make logical sense to me.
It doesn't turn me on, but I can see the attraction. Given my job.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 21, 2015, 05:29:17 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 21, 2015, 05:12:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 21, 2015, 04:19:31 PM
There's a severed head one with the vagina in the neck.
Made in Japan. Obviously.
:lulz:
For some reason, that one at least make logical sense to me.
It doesn't turn me on, but I can see the attraction. Given my job.
:horrormirth:
This is fucked but my first thought was "Is it also doing that creepy open circle mouth thing like the other dolls? Then you could share"
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 21, 2015, 05:29:17 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 21, 2015, 05:12:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 21, 2015, 04:19:31 PM
There's a severed head one with the vagina in the neck.
Made in Japan. Obviously.
:lulz:
For some reason, that one at least make logical sense to me.
It doesn't turn me on, but I can see the attraction. Given my job.
I actually have a disturbing sense of the afterglow of crushing shame and self-loathing that (I hope) most people who would use it must experience.
Which I think gives me a glimpse of what Babs' life must be like.
Back later; I need to go swim in a chlorinated pool for an hour or so to get that off me.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 21, 2015, 10:34:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 21, 2015, 05:29:17 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 21, 2015, 05:12:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 21, 2015, 04:19:31 PM
There's a severed head one with the vagina in the neck.
Made in Japan. Obviously.
:lulz:
For some reason, that one at least make logical sense to me.
It doesn't turn me on, but I can see the attraction. Given my job.
I actually have a disturbing sense of the afterglow of crushing shame and self-loathing that (I hope) most people who would use it must experience.
Which I think gives me a glimpse of what Babs' life must be like.
Back later; I need to go swim in a chlorinated pool for an hour or so to get that off me.
EW EW EW
I just don't know if this is catering to a genuine niche market or an attempt to sell pure shock.
Either wouldn't terribly surprise me.
Also quite NSFW. Maybe NSFGalaxy.
http://www.fleshlight.com/freaks/alien/?link=281&gclid=CKSN1PPZpsMCFQySaQodk3oAbA&ad=46214557334
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on January 22, 2015, 04:02:27 AM
I just don't know if this is catering to a genuine niche market or an attempt to sell pure shock.
Either wouldn't terribly surprise me.
Also quite NSFW. Maybe NSFGalaxy.
http://www.fleshlight.com/freaks/alien/?link=281&gclid=CKSN1PPZpsMCFQySaQodk3oAbA&ad=46214557334
See, now that just doesn't seem weird to me at all.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 22, 2015, 07:14:20 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on January 22, 2015, 04:02:27 AM
I just don't know if this is catering to a genuine niche market or an attempt to sell pure shock.
Either wouldn't terribly surprise me.
Also quite NSFW. Maybe NSFGalaxy.
http://www.fleshlight.com/freaks/alien/?link=281&gclid=CKSN1PPZpsMCFQySaQodk3oAbA&ad=46214557334
See, now that just doesn't seem weird to me at all.
Read this and was going to let the thread rest, but a thought hit me as I was getting ready for my day and I just can't.
Xenomorph semi solid inflatable love doll with detachable quarter torso, comes with ballgag, choker combo made to look like a facehugger and it all stores in a chic egg casing for easy storage. :| I had to get that out of my head.
They try to justify the foot one as the optimal positioning for rubbing the foot while fucking it, The previous version of it was the one with the vagina in the sole of the foot, but thats really hard to have sex with while caressing the foot, this is science and evolution.
I would imagine something similar was the idea with the head. Though I am sure they are perfectly happy to get money from weirdos who want to use it for any reason.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on January 22, 2015, 04:11:12 PM
I had to get that out of my head.
Sometimes a problem shared is a problem multiplied :argh!: