So, I have the feeling that I'm going to have to carry out an unsolicited operation on a work colleague.
The characteristics of this particular specimen include:
Narcissism, egotism (the wanksack signs his name with the Superman symbol :lulz:), low self esteem resulting in a need to control, manipulate, deceive, intimidate, yadda yadda.
The list could go on but I'll assume we've all seen someone like this.
Normally I'd just laugh at this spag, but the job I'm in involves working with vulnerable people and this guy has blagged his way up to a senior position. He bullies and intimidates people who have limited capacity to fight back and has that fucking halo effect going on. I'm wise to his shit but the system in place involves evidence to remove this canker, and he's a slippery bastard.
I could operate at the moment, but I'll I've got is two metres of rubber tubing, a plunger, and a fucking claw hammer.
I've fucking got this, but objective insight is not unwelcome.
I highly encourage a look at this thread, wherein we explore various ways to fuck with deserving co-workers.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=37030.0 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=37030.0)
Sounds good but,
"The topic or board you are looking for appears to be either missing or off limits to you."
Sorry,but I couldn't access that particular thread.
If you stick around and participate, eventually you'll get access. It's basically just gated to keep nonparticipants from seeing our clever plans.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 24, 2015, 05:42:29 PM
If you stick around and participate, eventually you'll get access. It's basically just gated to keep nonparticipants from seeing our clever plans.
Oh yeah I forgot about that.
You guys have to donate and get a thetan adjustment first.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 24, 2015, 06:10:37 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 24, 2015, 05:42:29 PM
If you stick around and participate, eventually you'll get access. It's basically just gated to keep nonparticipants from seeing our clever plans.
Oh yeah I forgot about that.
You guys have to donate and get a thetan adjustment first.
I sometimes forget just how much of the good stuff is behind the thetan-wall. Maybe that's why newbs always seem to think we're boring and never do anything fun. :lol:
We have a thetan wall?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 24, 2015, 06:36:22 PM
We have a thetan wall?
Fuck.
WELL GOOD JOB EVERYONE, THAT WAS A NICE SECRET FORUM WE HAD THERE ONCE
Sneaky :argh!: :lulz:
You mean I've actually got speak to you people?!?!
Quote from: Sung Low on January 24, 2015, 08:54:46 PM
Sneaky :argh!: :lulz:
You mean I've actually got speak to you people?!?!
We're assholes like that.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 24, 2015, 10:12:55 PM
Quote from: Sung Low on January 24, 2015, 08:54:46 PM
Sneaky :argh!: :lulz:
You mean I've actually got speak to you people?!?!
We're assholes like that.
Naw, that seems reasonable enough to me.
Ach, that first post reads cocky and terse.
I'm going to sort that out, then subject myself to your so called 'adjustment'.
Quote from: Mettull Coynes on January 29, 2015, 08:18:25 PM
Ach, that first post reads cocky and terse.
I'm going to sort that out, then subject myself to your so called 'adjustment'.
It only hurts your butt.
It's a Nigel's dick thing. I can explain, but you'll only be unhappy.
Being more open seems to be working IRL. Should probably take that approach here as well.
Just until I get brain fucking Working properly of course. Less drinking, more thinking. Once I'm thinking clearly, fuckit... I like myself, and
YOU WILL TREMBLE AT THE UNHOLY MAJESTY OF MY BODYMOVES!
I am lithe and nimble. Subtle, nuanced and deft. Their definitions do not stick.
Quote from: Mettull Coynes on January 29, 2015, 09:00:48 PM
Being more open seems to be working IRL. Should probably take that approach here as well.
Just until I get brain fucking Working properly of course. Less drinking, more thinking. Once I'm thinking clearly, fuckit... I like myself, and
YOU WILL TREMBLE AT THE UNHOLY MAJESTY OF MY BODYMOVES!
I am lithe and nimble. Subtle, nuanced and deft. Their definitions do not stick.
It won't help. You've breathed the air; the change is irreversible.
And now you are the proud recipient of one of Nigel's infinite dicks.
I've got my own dicks, thank you very much :argh!:
Quote from: Mettull Coynes on January 29, 2015, 09:28:26 PM
I've got my own dicks, thank you very much :argh!:
Well, now you have another one.
That's what butthurt is, by the way. It's why everyone is butthurt all the time.
They have Nigel's dick up their ass. She's a menace.
I remember when I first met Nigel. It was back in 2006, and I was busy hollering at an old member named "Requia". Suddenly, I felt like I was being raped by Ferdinand the Bull. I did not like it, no sir, I did not.
She whispered to me "Would you, could you, in a boat?" I felt like two vises were clamped onto my shoulders from behind.
I don't remember much after that, but I do know that I had to change religions. And get a new butthole.
Well, I'm only butthurt to extent that I still seem to think that other people should work out my problems for me, for fuck sake.
No blame is apportioned.
Quote from: Mettull Coynes on January 29, 2015, 09:45:04 PM
Well, I'm only butthurt to extent that I still seem to think that other people should work out my problems for me, for fuck sake.
No blame is apportioned.
Of course blame is apportioned. And that blame is in your butt.
You think YOU have it bad? You should see what happened to Iason.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 29, 2015, 09:41:55 PM
I remember when I first met Nigel. It was back in 2006, and I was busy hollering at an old member named "Requia". Suddenly, I felt like I was being raped by Ferdinand the Bull. I did not like it, no sir, I did not.
She whispered to me "Would you, could you, in a boat?" I felt like two vises were clamped onto my shoulders from behind.
I don't remember much after that, but I do know that I had to change religions. And get a new butthole.
:lulz:
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 29, 2015, 10:18:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 29, 2015, 09:41:55 PM
I remember when I first met Nigel. It was back in 2006, and I was busy hollering at an old member named "Requia". Suddenly, I felt like I was being raped by Ferdinand the Bull. I did not like it, no sir, I did not.
She whispered to me "Would you, could you, in a boat?" I felt like two vises were clamped onto my shoulders from behind.
I don't remember much after that, but I do know that I had to change religions. And get a new butthole.
:lulz:
SEE? SHE'S STILL CHORTLING!
It's funny to watch you people jump like that when I say hi.
I think I understand.
Quote from: Mettull Coynes on February 06, 2015, 02:09:42 AM
I think I understand.
You don't actually have a choice. Understanding it is sort of intuitive.
I LIKE it