I went on http://dudeism.com/ (http://dudeism.com/) and got myself ordained as a Dudeist priest. the certificate is now sorta sitting around my house as i've yet to think of anything very trollworthy besides getting recognized by the county to preform just ALLL the gay marriages CUZ FUCK YOU PROP 8 I DO WHAT I WANT!
I dunno if Dudeism is actually recognized by any nearby counties here in CA, but assuming they are, what kind of shenanigans do you guys think would go into a Dudeist weddding?
Speeches made entirely out of quotes from The Big Lebowski.
in full Dude garb or course.
but specifically, what should the rituals and whatnot be in order to give the couple a sense of value? after all, i'm assuming they'd be paying me something to show up and do my schtick. If i'm selling nonsense, it should at least be high-quality nonsense.
White Russians.
Bowling balls.
I'm sure the rest will come naturally.