Hey!
Haven't posted in a while but wanted to show you this:
http://gawker.com/student-suspended-for-alleged-possession-of-one-ring-to-1683089560
A nine-year-old got suspended for threats of terrorism for threatening to use the One Ring, a weapon that DOESN'T EXIST.
You can get suspended (or arrested) for anything these days.
"If you're going to do some Covert Ops in the name of Discordia...Keep Your Fucking Mouth Shut."
-- The Chao te Ching, I think
I would use the quote template, but my noob level is over 9000 and I don't know how. :?
I don't know about KYFMS, but I do know that reading the other articles on that site reinforced the concept of hell on earth.
I just Googled "suspended one ring" and copied the first result.
Sorry.
I like the kid in the story though.
Getting suspended for bringing a book to school? Very impressive!