As always, the PMs I'm responding to are not included. I was stuck on 9 PMs for 6 months, but the crazies have come through for me at last. I knew they would.
1. When I was a kid, we didn't do that sorta shit. We just stomped on whatever it was until we stopped caring, and we didn't ask stupid questions. For example, if someone in authority said the chicken crossed the road, THAT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR US. This may not be touchy-feely enough for this brave new century, but I am a man of my time.
2. That's not possible. Check the patent office, there are MILLIONS of patent applications that have been turned down because PERPETUAL MOTION ISN'T MATHEMATICALLY OR PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE for reasons that would be obvious to anyone who has taken a physics class. You get points for originality, though. I don't think there has been a single application for this "principle" to be used in a sex toy. You, sir, are my hero. You're an idiot, but you're my hero.
3. Yes, I made fun of your PM. The one you wrote in 2010. Holy crap, you hold a grudge like a champ. You remind me of me. I am eventually going to go back to Newfoundland and kick the crap out of Chris Kerr for pushing me in 3rd grade and making me drop my lunch in a puddle. I don't care if he's a priest now, I'm kicking his ass anyway. Up the revolution, my friend.
4. You have it all wrong. Nigel is the kind one, it's LMNO that's the prick. Nigel is only trying to make you UNDERSTAND. To COMPREHEND why you are a DUMBASS. She's trying to HELP, you ungrateful slob. Meanwhile, LMNO is drunk and touching your mom in an inappropriate way. Even if she's dead. ESPECIALLY if she's dead.
5. You are talking to the wrong man. I believe Whitey's version of events, and the Aztecs were not misunderstood hippies. They really DID carve peoples' hearts out in truly industrial manner, and they sprinkled the blood on their food and ATE IT. Cortez's only failing is that he came along so late in the game. Call the Mexica LUCKY. What they DESERVED was Pizarro. Instead they got old softy. IN ADDITION, "archeological proof" is not "White privilege". I don't actually expect this to make any sort of impact on you, you're clearly emotionally attached to your bad signal.
6. I don't even know what the fuck all that even MEANS, but I can assure you that the guy who owns the server is not in our jurisdiction, and I am also certain that being arrested by angels in lieu of the FBI probably doesn't keep him up at night. The board OWNER is another story...He is a freak and a menace, and if you could whistle up some angels, we'll sort his shit out PROPER. I have heard that Gabriel likes to put the boot in a bit, and it's no more than the bastard deserves.
7. You've never even posted, and you're giving me a red ass? You know, I LIKE that. It means that someone, SOMEWHERE, is reading my brain-damaged shit. And SHUTTING UP. Until now. And you were doing so well.
8. Yes, I believe I DID say that superhero comics suck. That is what we here in the SANE world call "a personal opinion", which would be SUBJECTIVE. I think they suck because there isn't a story, there's just endless continuity. Superman is 75 years old. How many new things can you say about him? I understand that this upsets you, and I do appreciate the threat, but you're in some horrible country that isn't America, and I am not scared. You bastards can't survive in the desert. It's why you lost Ethiopia. How the fuck does that even HAPPEN? You had TANKS. Crappy tanks, but tanks all the same. They beat you with FLINTLOCKS. Some fucking "second Roman empire". You suck. Your ancestors suck. You haven't won a war since 400 AD, so I am less than intimidated by your weak shit. Good day, and enjoy reading all 17 of your daily newspapers concerning soccer. Which isn't "football". It's soccer. 22 hair models running around, then one falls down and cries, just because there's a bone sticking out of his calf. ONE bone. Suetonius would be ashamed of you pukes. GOOD DAY, I SAY!
9. (Same guy): What the hell was that? That wasn't an insult, it was WHIMPERING. It's because of fuckers like YOU that I take drugs. Come back with your A-game. And I DON'T mean soccer.
10. Good Lord, I haven't seen YOU in a long time. Years, in fact. You're still a sociopath, I see, and you will find this board even LESS libertarian-friendly than it was when you got Scorch to ban me from his board. I never forgave him for that, and I never forgave you, either. You coming back and pretending that it was "friendly banter" would be like Hugh coming back and saying that he was only kidding. Only he can't because he's in a mental institution as a result of his very hasty marriage. It didn't end well. I hope you don't either. Now piss off.
PM Response day is one of my favorite days of the year. They're all great. :lol:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2015, 01:54:02 AM
4. You have it all wrong. Nigel is the kind one, it's LMNO that's the prick. Nigel is only trying to make you UNDERSTAND. To COMPREHEND why you are a DUMBASS. She's trying to HELP, you ungrateful slob. Meanwhile, LMNO is drunk and touching your mom in an inappropriate way. Even if she's dead. ESPECIALLY if she's dead.
5. You are talking to the wrong man. I believe Whitey's version of events, and the Aztecs were not misunderstood hippies. They really DID carve peoples' hearts out in truly industrial manner, and they sprinkled the blood on their food and ATE IT. Cortez's only failing is that he came along so late in the game. Call the Mexica LUCKY. What they DESERVED was Pizarro. Instead they got old softy. IN ADDITION, "archeological proof" is not "White privilege". I don't actually expect this to make any sort of impact on you, you're clearly emotionally attached to your bad signal.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I love it when I 100% know who one of these is in response to.
This time, I might even know 2. :lulz:
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on February 16, 2015, 08:31:23 AM
I love it when I 100% know who one of these is in response to.
This time, I might even know 2. :lulz:
Well, you know who #10 is, if you haven't scrambled your brains with hashish.
I saw the title and got approximately this hype: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjR7JZbdONs
It's like Christmas, except Santa hates you! :lulz:
#6 sounds like some really good crazy.
#8 was my favorite. Who threatens your life because you don't like Superman?
Probably Lex Luthor, as some sort of insane double bluff.
:lulz: I love that it's always YOU that they PM. It's like the universe's special gift to you, personally.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 16, 2015, 03:00:23 PM
:lulz: I love that it's always YOU that they PM. It's like the universe's special gift to you, personally.
They are my people. They find me, no matter where I flee.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2015, 03:01:00 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 16, 2015, 03:00:23 PM
:lulz: I love that it's always YOU that they PM. It's like the universe's special gift to you, personally.
They are my people. They find me, no matter where I flee.
They need you, for without you they have no King.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 16, 2015, 03:04:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2015, 03:01:00 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 16, 2015, 03:00:23 PM
:lulz: I love that it's always YOU that they PM. It's like the universe's special gift to you, personally.
They are my people. They find me, no matter where I flee.
They need you, for without you they have no King.
I bet Arthur felt like this. His wife is boffing his best friend, he's slept with his half-sister, and his son is out to kill him. But they're all still needy. Like all the time. Avalon, my arse. He fucked off and blamed the kid.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2015, 01:12:11 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on February 16, 2015, 08:31:23 AM
I love it when I 100% know who one of these is in response to.
This time, I might even know 2. :lulz:
Well, you know who #10 is, if you haven't scrambled your brains with hashish.
For those that have, backstory?
And #7 - Fucking priceless. That's a classic.
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 16, 2015, 07:03:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2015, 01:12:11 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on February 16, 2015, 08:31:23 AM
I love it when I 100% know who one of these is in response to.
This time, I might even know 2. :lulz:
Well, you know who #10 is, if you haven't scrambled your brains with hashish.
For those that have, backstory?
And #7 - Fucking priceless. That's a classic.
This guy Scorch used to run a board much like PD. A member here went there because we didn't think his libertarian views were the cat's ass. A few of us were over there, too. Anyway, this guy gets made an admin, and he started finding reasons to ban everyone that didn't slobber on Ayn Rand's decomposing posterior.
Then he accused me of being a pedophile, because I'm "not a libertarian" (no shitting you) - this wasn't Scorch, it was the other asshole. When I complained about it, Scorch made some noise about "freedom of speech", and then asshole banned me in the middle of the conversation.
Then a few months back, he shows up under a new name and asks me what's up. So I told him.
I didn't ban him or anything, but aside from the above response, I promised him we'd have all kinds of fun.
A few months later, Scorch's board got plagued by a virus (NOT my doing), and he folded it up.
Colonialism was the best thing the Aztecs ever encountered.
Quote from: Metal Bear on February 16, 2015, 09:14:51 PM
Colonialism was the best thing the Aztecs ever encountered.
Fuck yourself.
I'd like to point out that I don't actually hate Italians.
Quote from: Metal Bear on February 16, 2015, 09:14:51 PM
Colonialism was the best thing the Aztecs ever encountered.
Two things:
1. My statements in these are not to be taken seriously, I only write them to torque off nutcases that PM me weird shit.
2. That is akin to saying that life under Tojo was so awful that the best thing the Japanese ever encountered was having nukes dropped on them.
The Mezo-Americans never, ever had any luck. Not thousands of years ago, and not today. They're even less lucky than the Russians.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2015, 09:55:28 PM
I'd like to point out that I don't actually hate Italians.
No, your responses are obvious hyperbole, an art, if you will.
Bear is probably just riffing, not just here but in Open Bar, but it is coming off a little too dry and it sticks in my throat.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 16, 2015, 10:42:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2015, 09:55:28 PM
I'd like to point out that I don't actually hate Italians.
No, your responses are obvious hyperbole, an art, if you will.
Bear is probably just riffing, not just here but in Open Bar, but it is coming off a little too dry and it sticks in my throat.
It's more like a public service. People come to me demanding I hurt their butt.
And I don't think Bearman understands what these threads are about. I haven't done one in forever.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2015, 01:54:02 AM
... if someone in authority said the chicken crossed the road, THAT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR US. ...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
because I SAID SO! :lulz:
These are brilliant. Man you have an art and the cosmos just goes right on keeping you in clover.
I'd post the lulz as individual emotes but I've not slept much and am somewhat otherwise constrained by space time and processor power.
Saw the Aztec kerfuffle and all I can say is at least the Aztecs were open about it.
Read the account of the fall of Montezuma from a conquistador soldier's journal made into a "pocket history". Usual colonial power plays. Japan was in far better strategic condition when Portugal, I think, showed up. There's still a Japan as proof.
The Conquistadors saw 'demons' in the blood and rot soaked charnel temples, sure, but that was second to plunder and rape as a priority by far. Very far. They burned ALL their records not just works of vile faith. Aztec priests committed suicide in mass numbers in grief of the loss of a whole side of the world's best recorded histories.
Men are brittle clay and gold just sits there. The only thing of value they had went up in smoke and they knew it. The conquistadors grunts had no idea, but I'd bet all that the priests knew EXACTLY what they came there to do. And kept the best dark works for themselves.
I need a 'spit on the floor in disgust' icon and a knee deep #6 to properly express the rest of my thoughts on the subject.
Got to crash but want to reply to Hirley0. Will sleep first tthough.His code may just contain things more valuable than everything so far lost to folly but if I push my brain to reading in color now the resulting neural plaque might actually start leaking out of my eyes and so I'm reluctantly choosing discretion over pallor.
I think I am starting to understand this. My tendency is generally toward non-confrontation, though, some seems not only to provide an edifying public service, it also has a somewhat stimulating effect; safer than snakebite. Now that I have professed to understand the phenomenon, I may just need to research it a little further. Reminds me of trawling, only fun.:lulz:
Quote from: LuciferX on February 17, 2015, 08:02:14 AM
I think I am starting to understand this.
What's to understand? Maniacs PM me, I heap abuse on them.
:lulz:
Well done sir.
I initially thought 10 was Voice of Truth (didn't he go through a libertarian phase, just after his ZOMG STATE POWER BUSH IS AWSUM, AMURICA FUCK YEAH! phase) but clearly not.
Quote from: Cain on February 17, 2015, 02:57:19 PM
I initially thought 10 was Voice of Truth (didn't he go through a libertarian phase, just after his ZOMG STATE POWER BUSH IS AWSUM, AMURICA FUCK YEAH! phase) but clearly not.
I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY THAT IS WAS HIM UNDER A DIFFERENT ACCOUNT.
Doktor Howl,
Secretary to the Committee of Non-Committal Responses.
Ah, don't mind me. Lack of sleep is doing...interesting things to my reading comprehension.