#1: NIGEL
Nigel is from way back in the future, somewhere around 3250CE. She defied her bosses and came back to warn us about the impending apocalypse, but due to factory-second parts being used in the time machine, she arrived with fragmented memories and an infinite number of dicks, which she controls though minature space/time portals. The less said about that, the better.
In any case, her fragmented memories frustrated her...All she could remember about the coming weird times were odds and ends which are meaningless without context (ie, "hollow fish" and "weaponized chai" and "apocalypse chickens"). What's more, people who lived 1,235 years before her were DUMB and wouldn't listen when she tried to tell them WHAT.
She was heard to say "If I can't be a super-heroine, Then I shall be a super-villainess." She embarked on a program of terrorist poetry and lethal macrame, occasionally teaming up with other villains such as Doktor Howl, Richter, and Barack Obama, and - this is rumor - even the hideous master criminal "The Absence", who was never at any of the crimes he was suspected of committing, which is in itself proof that he committed them.
Her largest accomplishment was bending Portland, Oregon this way, which turned it from a racist stronghold to a center of liberalism and artistry...Although when she was defeated fighting the Space Demon Jehovahbubba, she landed so hard she bent it that way, and nothing in Portland has ever gone right since.
She has not been seen since the Jehovabubba incident, but is presumed to be alive on account of her dicks are still functional, as anyone in America can verify with their right hand or perhaps a pair of mirrors.
#2: Richter
Richter was born between Attleboro and South Attleboro, in a mistake of geometry and some very bad timing on the part of his mother. As a result, he only had two dimensions because of the geography, and a need to sharpen things because of the locals. He did not consider himself to be a super-villain, but any sane member of society knows that sharpened toothpaste is only good for one thing: Killing people.
Not much is know of his activity (you couldn't see him from the side), but he is suspected in several "spontaneous dismemberments", though these may have been accidental.
Richter participated in the battle against Jehovahbubba, and was struck so hard he popped into three dimensions. He somehow survived this, and went back to his villainous ways. He sharpened the bent remains of Portland, making a 30 mile boomerang, and threw it at San Diego, and everybody died. When it returned to his hand, he put it back where it was. FOR NOW.
#3: Doktor Howl
Doktor Howl started off as a heroic crusader of SCIENCE against the forces of Darkness and Bad Behavior...However, after contracting a brain virus while fighting the Mole-Men of Under-Tucson, his perception got skewed. On top of this, GOOD ideas pushed through damaged brain beef came out distorted...Wrong.
It is therefore impossible to say what he thought he was doing when he backed a trencher though the Boston orphanage. He no doubt believed there was a positive outcome to sending Elizabeth Warren though a powered laundry mangle. He most likely imagined he was on the side of the angels when he did that thing to Kansas City that nobody likes to talk about.
When the battle with Jehovahbubba happened, Doktor Howl's mind - being out of warranty - was untouchable by Jehovabubba's mind crush power, but he apparently mistook the space demon for car, and instead of slaying him, he drove God around for an hour and a half, which in no way improved that angry deity's mood...particularly since the Doktor apparently believed that God had a manual transmission, and kept slamming his limbic system back, trying to "grind them til you find them".
After the event, he was walled up in the dimension of Tucson, a prison plane which he in his damaged state imagines to be a small slice of heaven.
#4: LMNO
LMNO is the famous Big Gay Cowboy of Boston. He started out as a fabulous but mild-mannered financial guru of some kind, but was showered in radioactive glitter back in 2004. He soon began manifesting strange powers (such as his "atomic twerk"), which he vowed to use only in the service of Saturday Night™. He soon gathered a team of sidekicks - though he considers them equals - which became known as "Team Vodka", and their deeds are sung in the Gay Bars every Friday afternoon.
LMNO was the first to warn of Jehovahbubba, and was of course at the battle, where he punched God right in the junk. Twice. With a rock in his fist. Even Jehovah Bubba's victims winced, and the space demon let out a noise like every steam whistle on Earth going off, then he knocked LMNO through New Jersey - the long way - and stepped on him. LMNO bounced back up with his now-famous retort, "Bitch, I'm FABULOUS!", and joined back into the battle in time to stick some tuck tape on extremely inappropriate places on God's body.
LMNO was one of only two people physically unchanged by the battle, but he has labored under God's curse ever since...His phone rings with the cries of cancer babies in hell, and - even worse - he was promoted to a Position of Responsibility, and his visits to THE GAY BAR have trailed off. Things are not the same on the dance floor without him, and Boston is a sadder place.
:lulz: :horrormirth: :fap:
Four more tomorrow. QG, Cainad, that Cram fucker, and Cain.
:lulz: I like this new (?) mythos.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D
I love PD mythos threads!
YES
:lulz: These are GREAT. OMG. :lulz:
:eek: :lulz: :fnord: x1023
Freaking awesome!
:lulz:
This is perhaps too true. I still catch myself bieng 2d sometimes. Like when I stand still enough and people don't see me. Or when my skill at conversation just sort of STOPS. I have coping mechanisms though. That carpet looks awfully dull....
Quote from: Richter on February 18, 2015, 02:26:39 AM
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This is perhaps too true. I still catch myself bieng 2d sometimes. Like when I stand still enough and people don't see me. Or when my skill at conversation just sort of STOPS. I have coping mechanisms though. That carpet looks awfully dull....
Sharpening jello is just cruel. Emptied the whole fucking rest home out.
:lulz: These are excellent.
SO good.
:lulz: :lulz:
Fucking brilliant!
More tomorrow. "A few tests" turned out to be 7 hours at the clinic.
Hope it's nothing bad.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 19, 2015, 03:37:37 AM
Hope it's nothing bad.
I have something in my skull that doesn't belong. I'm certain it's scar tissue from the virus 5 years back, but my doc is being a worrier.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2015, 03:39:08 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 19, 2015, 03:37:37 AM
Hope it's nothing bad.
I have something in my skull that doesn't belong. I'm certain it's scar tissue from the virus 5 years back, but my doc is being a worrier.
Wow man, sorry to hear you had a brain infection. I will keep you in my thoughts. Yes THOSE thoughts. Take care sir.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on February 19, 2015, 04:10:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2015, 03:39:08 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 19, 2015, 03:37:37 AM
Hope it's nothing bad.
I have something in my skull that doesn't belong. I'm certain it's scar tissue from the virus 5 years back, but my doc is being a worrier.
Wow man, sorry to hear you had a brain infection. I will keep you in my thoughts. Yes THOSE thoughts. Take care sir.
Sorry to hear that; you'll need to take The Cure at Generalisso's spa if you ever want to be sexually functional again.
#5: Queen Gogira
Queen Gogira was a mild-mannered mugger in Boston, when she accidentally mugged Billy Batson. He hollered "SHAZAM", just as she leapt on him with her electro-claws extended, so the lightning bolt struck HER instead of HIM. Not only was she granted superpowers, but the surge to her electro-claws fried that weasel Batson into something resembling over-cooked bacon.
She spent some time having fun with her new powers, until she got drunk one day and watched Mork & Mindy on cable. She laughed at the stupidity and said "SHAZBOT" (Mork's signature line), and HALF-engaged her superpowers. This doesn't mean she got half of the ability, it means the rebuild was only half-completed. What's more, she was thereafter known as The Horror of Fall River; she was feared for her deadly crumpets.
When Jehovahbubba attacked, Queen Gogira - desperately trying to stay alive, hollered "SHAMWOW", and gained the power of VINCE, allowing her to shrug off a beating that would kill any known hero. She then sold Jehovahbubba the Ladle of Despair, which distracted him long enough for other heroes and villains to finish him.
Afterward, she found you can't un-SHAMWOW, either, and she has remained stuck on the late-night cable infomercial plane ever since.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2015, 03:10:26 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on February 19, 2015, 04:10:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2015, 03:39:08 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 19, 2015, 03:37:37 AM
Hope it's nothing bad.
I have something in my skull that doesn't belong. I'm certain it's scar tissue from the virus 5 years back, but my doc is being a worrier.
Wow man, sorry to hear you had a brain infection. I will keep you in my thoughts. Yes THOSE thoughts. Take care sir.
Sorry to hear that; you'll need to take The Cure at Generalisso's spa if you ever want to be sexually functional again.
:eek: :fap: :lulz: thanks for looking out!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2015, 03:06:19 AM
More tomorrow. "A few tests" turned out to be 7 hours at the clinic.
:sad: Any word back yet?
#6: Cainad
Cainad started out life as a Shohet in a kosher slaughterhouse. Since the laws of the Torah demand a blade free of dent or imperfection, Cainad was fond of using a Katana, and he was noted for his weird interpretation of the rest of the rules. He reasoned that if cutting the trachea botched the slaughter, then he would practice until he could behead the cattle in one shot, without severing the trachea.
He was shocked to realuze that in doing so, he had accidentally become a second Mushashi.
He hit the carnival circuit, beheading all rubes who challenged him, in small towns all across America. At about the time the general public realized that he was the most dangerous Jew in history (thus cutting his income), Jehovahbubba attacked. Despite not being a "superhero", as opposed to just the best swordsman in history, Cainad joined the fight.
Unfortunately, being a mortal, he was killed by Jehovahbubba's very first punch.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 19, 2015, 03:32:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2015, 03:06:19 AM
More tomorrow. "A few tests" turned out to be 7 hours at the clinic.
:sad: Any word back yet?
No, informing the patient is somewhere down the list.
#7: Professor Cramulus
The arch-villain known as Professor Cramulus was in fact he who summoned Jehovabubba in the first place. Embittered by being turned down the role of Professor Xavier in a series of recent bad movies, he decided to show them...To show them all. So he broke into the Smithsonian and stole the original copy of the bible, which is complete and has all the expurgated bits left in. He then went out into the wilds of upstate New York...Ye, even unto the howling wilderness known as Tarrytown to those steeped in eldritch lore.
Once there, he lit a bush on fire (the ritual method of dialing God), and spent an hour insulting Jehovahbubba, his mom, and his dawg.
Now, Jehovahbubba is a vengeful God, and wasn't going to take that kind of shit from some college boy. Professor Cramulus had planned for this, and turned on his Acme jet-powered rollerskates, and headed for New York at mach 2. Jehovahbubba, upon reaching New York, was unable to locate him and went on a rampage. The rest is history.
Popular opinion states that the professor died when he hit bridge traffic at 1400 MPH.
We believe that at our own peril.
#8: Cain Aerte
Cain was the brains of the outfit (which is akin to being the prettiest person in the leper colony), and devised the strategy that banished Jehovabubba.
He started out as a happy-go-lucky scholar living on Lambeth Road (for non-British folks, Lambeth Road is sort of like the Gaza strip, except for the calm rationalism we have come to expect from Gaza), known for his knowledge of international terrorism and British politics, and also for his deadly aim with a six shooter, a legacy of the 120 years he spent in the American West as a child.
Being more of a planner, Cain hung back during the battle with Jehovabubba, calmly shooting the angry space demon's toes off, one by one.
Cain now runs a school for superhero sidekicks, which is located in Switzerland, London, and Liverpool, changing locations seemingly at random.
And I remain dead to this day. :lulz: I'm not as good as Payne at the whole "rising from the dead" bit.
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on February 19, 2015, 07:05:38 PM
And I remain dead to this day. :lulz: I'm not as good as Payne at the whole "rising from the dead" bit.
A PROPER dead person would be up here in Tucson, you know. Or pedaling a bike in Portland.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2015, 07:10:48 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on February 19, 2015, 07:05:38 PM
And I remain dead to this day. :lulz: I'm not as good as Payne at the whole "rising from the dead" bit.
A PROPER dead person would be up here in Tucson, you know. Or pedaling a bike in Portland.
Feet stuck in the permafrost layer underneath the Yankee Swamp. It's considered a very honorable burial here in the Ice Age.
Oh ahahahahahahaha. These are so good.
Tomorrow: Waffles, The Wizard Joseph, EoC, and Nurse Enabler1.
1 Living dangerously.
JehhovaBubba - we're still not really sure WHAT we saw, a fact which pisses off the illustrators to no end. Visually representing a double-wide tetragramaton, ABVBHVHJ, is either a job for the next Dali, or a squad of dreadlocked poseur artists, after all. (Since even a dozen different community college desk doodle variations would get closer to the truth than you'd expect...
Imagine Buddha in tight white underoos
Imagine Mohammed with a 2x4 and a beer.
Imagine a rabbi in a meshback hat on a tractor.
Not that any of us can be sure what we saw....
I saw Courtney Love with hair in her teeth. Dunno what you saw.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 20, 2015, 01:04:44 AM
I saw Courtney Love with hair in her teeth. Dunno what you saw.
:eek:
Hair IN her teeth?!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2015, 03:22:24 PM
#5: Queen Gogira
When Jehovahbubba attacked, Queen Gogira - desperately trying to stay alive, hollered "SHAMWOW", and gained the power of VINCE, allowing her to shrug off a beating that would kill any known hero.
I should have expected that, but I totally didn't see it coming. Coffee everywhere.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 20, 2015, 12:12:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2015, 03:22:24 PM
#5: Queen Gogira
When Jehovahbubba attacked, Queen Gogira - desperately trying to stay alive, hollered "SHAMWOW", and gained the power of VINCE, allowing her to shrug off a beating that would kill any known hero.
I should have expected that, but I totally didn't see it coming. Coffee everywhere.
I didn't expect it, either. I am unsure where it came from.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2015, 04:19:55 PM
Cain now runs a school for superhero sidekicks, which is located in Switzerland, London, and Liverpool, changing locations seemingly at random.
This definitely deels like the case at times. And was well worth waiting to finish my essay to read.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 20, 2015, 01:10:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 20, 2015, 12:12:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2015, 03:22:24 PM
#5: Queen Gogira
When Jehovahbubba attacked, Queen Gogira - desperately trying to stay alive, hollered "SHAMWOW", and gained the power of VINCE, allowing her to shrug off a beating that would kill any known hero.
I should have expected that, but I totally didn't see it coming. Coffee everywhere.
I didn't expect it, either. I am unsure where it came from.
SLAPCHOP!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 20, 2015, 01:10:59 PM
Quote from: Reginald Ret (07/05/1983 - 06/11/2014) on February 20, 2015, 06:12:31 AM
Hair IN her teeth?!
Between.
... I'm simultaneously disappointed in myself for not getting that and kinda disturbed that I imagined something more horrifying than you did.
Teeth with hair growing on the inside, blegh! that must itch like crazy!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 20, 2015, 03:25:57 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 20, 2015, 02:39:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 20, 2015, 01:04:44 AM
I saw Courtney Love with hair in her teeth. Dunno what you saw.
:eek:
My head is a festival. :lulz:
:horrormirth:
I can try to picture this in my head, but my brain keeps ANIMATING it
that poor new age mind surgeon.
Jew cat and me plox!
Quote from: Metal Bear on February 21, 2015, 09:39:42 AM
Jew cat and me plox!
You'll be in. I won't get any more done with this until Monday, though.
#9 Waffles
Waffles was born in the Northernmost city of Belgium (Which is to say "Norway"), and had a normal childhood. Howevever, during the great lutefisk shortage of 1981, he was forced to eat human food. This provoked a change in his metabolism, giving him super speed. He does everything fast now. Single & lonely? Whoosh! Engaged to be married. Time to play a musical instrument? Swhoosh! He can play 10 at once. Time to go viking? BAM! You're not even at Ireland yet, he's home from Byzantium with the whole city in a bag.
When he heard that Jehovahbubba was here for revenge, he made all haste. By which I mean, he arrived on scene 3 years before he left, and assumed - because nobody was there - that the whole thing was a hoax. So he went back to Belgium and ran around pushing tourists into the fjord and pantsing Lapps.
#10 Eater of Clowns
As has earlier been revealed, EoC is a Stegosaurus with personal space issues. He had no intention of getting into the ruckus with Jehovahbubba; He in fact had no idea that anything was going on, until God sat on him. Which is kind of like sitting on a stack of plates and forks sharpened by Richter. Jehovahbubba shot several yards in the air, holding his ass, like a cartoon.
The angry space demon then attempted to punt EoC to Denmark, with predictable results. With the tail spikes of a stegosaurus in his foot, Jehovah bubba was slowed down enough that the others at least had a chance.
EoC was annoyed by all this, and after the battle, he went around giving the injured "love taps". Which saved on actual hospital bills.
#11: The Wizard Joseph
The Wizard Joseph was a regular Joe - if you'll pardon the expression - until age 18, whereupon he rolled Doctor Strange out back of the pub. Finding nothing but books and scrolls and and odd (but valuable-looking) amulet, he went home disappointed. Bored, he started reading though the books...And wound up with sorcerous powers, most of which involve getting out of work, and picking up Superwomen ("Would you like a little Strange in ya?").
He spent the next several years working for Nigel, during her bank robbery phase. On occasion, though, he would eliminate things he considered threats to the common man...The Bonsai Incident comes to mind, when his strange magic saved us all from fiendish decorative trees. Then there was the time he took on The Men From Way The Fuck Over there, and kept them from coming anywhere Over Here.
Being an enthusiastic type, he was second on scene when Jehovahbubba showed up. Imagine, trying to use magic on a God! He died.
#12: Nurse Enabler
Nurse Enabler was a mild-mannered housewife in 2010. Nobody knows exactly what what happened after that, but by 2011, she was practicing medicine on everyone that came near her. Bad medicine. The kind of medicine that leaves you wondering where you live. The kind of medicine that leaves you in a strange city, unable to speak the language, and eventually the cops decide you're crazy and beat you to death. The kind of medicine that makes everything upside down and topsy-turvey, and you feel like you've been stood on your head by drunken Irish people.
Nurse Enabler played a key roll when Jehovahbubba showed up. She arrived half way through the melee, and realized that God hadn't had his shots. This angered her; She hates nothing more than an anti-vaxxer. Leaping onto his shoulder, she gave him the full run of vaccinations AND the infamous "peanut butter shot" (Gamoglobin) on his right shoulder, rendering it useless. She was then distracted by a schoolbus fleeing the scene, and swooped down on it to check shot records, thus missing the rest of the fight.
#13: Bearman & JewCat
Bearman is the third cousin of the famous lawyer, Birdman. But Bearman has no time for legal niceties, and - together with his wife Jewcat - spends all of his time hunting and eating alternate medicine practicioners. There's no real origin, here...He was born a bear, but has always walked like a man (sort of, anyway).
Jewcat was a regular Jewish girl who watched too many Adam West Batman shows, particularly the ones dealing with Catwoman. She then learned gymnastics and practiced throwing biskets at things.
They didn't give a fuck about Jehovahbubba, but when the Space Demon appeared, he scared away all the salmon, pissing Bearman and Jew Cat off. Jewcat threw a brisket at Jehovahbubba's junk, and when he bent over, Bearman hit him with a watertower. This didn't finish the fight, of course, but it both reduced Jehovahbubba to his last life bar, and Bearman & Jewcat got a COMBO bonus.
Weaponized brisket. :lulz:
What can you do? I'm tired of the fjords. I want new mountains.
:lulz: awesome!
I was just asking Jehovahbubba if His rampage was really necessary given the whole upcoming apocalypse. Like eating before dinner. Think I screwed up the Enochian. Apparently 'motherfucker' doesn't translate well. At least I'm dead now!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 23, 2015, 03:01:18 PM
#9 Waffles
Waffles was born in the Northernmost city of Belgium (Which is to say "Norway"), and had a normal childhood. Howevever, during the great lutefisk shortage of 1981, he was forced to eat human food. This provoked a change in his metabolism, giving him super speed. He does everything fast now. Single & lonely? Whoosh! Engaged to be married. Time to play a musical instrument? Swhoosh! He can play 10 at once. Time to go viking? BAM! You're not even at Ireland yet, he's home from Byzantium with the whole city in a bag.
When he heard that Jehovahbubba was here for revenge, he made all haste. By which I mean, he arrived on scene 3 years before he left, and assumed - because nobody was there - that the whole thing was a hoax. So he went back to Belgium and ran around pushing tourists into the fjord and pantsing Lapps.
:lulz:
Everything you write about Nurse Enabler is awesome.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 24, 2015, 05:21:18 AM
Everything you write about Nurse Enabler is awesome.
That's a self-preservation thing. You guys are scary; SHE sleeps in the same bed as I do.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 25, 2015, 01:20:15 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 24, 2015, 05:21:18 AM
Everything you write about Nurse Enabler is awesome.
That's a self-preservation thing. You guys are scary; SHE sleeps in the same bed as I do.
:lulz: A wise man knows when his happiness is on the line.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 25, 2015, 03:49:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 25, 2015, 01:20:15 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 24, 2015, 05:21:18 AM
Everything you write about Nurse Enabler is awesome.
That's a self-preservation thing. You guys are scary; SHE sleeps in the same bed as I do.
:lulz: A wise man knows when his happiness is on the line.
I was thinking a little further down Maslow's heirarchy, really.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 25, 2015, 12:28:44 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 25, 2015, 03:49:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 25, 2015, 01:20:15 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 24, 2015, 05:21:18 AM
Everything you write about Nurse Enabler is awesome.
That's a self-preservation thing. You guys are scary; SHE sleeps in the same bed as I do.
:lulz: A wise man knows when his happiness is on the line.
I was thinking a little further down Maslow's heirarchy, really.
:lol:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 25, 2015, 12:28:44 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 25, 2015, 03:49:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 25, 2015, 01:20:15 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 24, 2015, 05:21:18 AM
Everything you write about Nurse Enabler is awesome.
That's a self-preservation thing. You guys are scary; SHE sleeps in the same bed as I do.
:lulz: A wise man knows when his happiness is on the line.
I was thinking a little further down Maslow's heirarchy, really.
:lol:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 25, 2015, 12:28:44 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 25, 2015, 03:49:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 25, 2015, 01:20:15 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 24, 2015, 05:21:18 AM
Everything you write about Nurse Enabler is awesome.
That's a self-preservation thing. You guys are scary; SHE sleeps in the same bed as I do.
:lulz: A wise man knows when his happiness is on the line.
I was thinking a little further down Maslow's heirarchy, really.
A sign of a man who gets it, and wishes to keep it. :lol:
I've been getting flashes of scene and pieced of story about the opening of all this. I'll make it this week's project to get some of it out. Should I open a new thread when I do?
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on March 09, 2015, 03:58:26 PM
I've been getting flashes of scene and pieced of story about the opening of all this. I'll make it this week's project to get some of it out. Should I open a new thread when I do?
Naw. Knock yourself out.
Much more to write up yet, but about the sword Cainad has...
Imagine a Hatori Hanzo sword perfectly melded with the essence of these (https://www.yahoo.com/games/news/15-most-badass-swords-video-193000370.html) marvelous blades. Imagine that it's edge is of the very finest possible configuration in a much cooler universe. It's edge approaches 2d. This is one of 12 known to have been made by The Richter Company before all those pesky UN resolutions went into effect and saw the finest and deadliest weapons ever crafted in the entire multiverse banned like a common book.
Richter himself is said to have destroyed all of them in a pique over how they do not UNDERSTAND. All save one were in fact destroyed by the only thing sharp enough to do so, Richter himself.
The remaining sword was not much to look at. Why it could have been some sort of replica. Surely it had to be.
Yet in the elegantly, deceptively simple wooden scabbard was a magneto containment unit holding fast the most deadly blade still in existence.
This in the possession of the current most competent swordsman in the world, who also happened to be the baddest Jew since the Judges fell out of favor as a form of governance.
It sits behind the concession table at the carnival Cainad works at, swordsmanship being in low demand since many Richter Company products have made such skills... quaint.
The only other person who knew what it was being the foul mouthed wizard named Joseph that works the dart throwing scam across the way. They are both in deep with the Nigelite cult/gang that the carnival serves as a front and source of petty cash for.
:lulz:
:lulz:
One for Charge and Binks?
Quote from: Metal Bear on March 10, 2015, 05:08:08 PM
One for Charge and Binks?
DIBS!I'll get on this shortly.
Would you mind if we wrote these for ourselves, should we be so inclined?
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on March 13, 2015, 11:41:24 PM
Would you mind if we wrote these for ourselves, should we be so inclined?
Go for it. I'm gonna write my own.
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