OH so you think it's LIKE THAT huh!? Well I barely got time to tell you this shit, but YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG!!
I've NEVER heard some foolass SHIT like that pour out someone's musty ass cake-eater before! So you're just going to put some shit like THAT up on the INTERNET and not expect to be PUT CORRECT?? EVERYBODY with ahalfa workin' brain knows how ALL that shit ain't real fool, and now you're gonna bring it ALL up in here huh? YOU RETARDED, FINGERLICKING SHIT-KNUCKLE!!
FIRSTLY let me clear some a that bullshit that you just said up for you.
Your english ain't even any good. I CAN FIX THAT!!!
I'll cross your eyes and dot your teeths out for ya!
How about THAT?!?
WHAT? You think you can SCIENCE! HA!! Here's a pack of Occam's razors. Go FUCK YOURSELF as simply as possible with 'em!
GO STAND OVER A FLOOR DRAIN FIRST I DON'T WANT YOUR WRONGNESS ALLOVER MY CARPET!!!
Even IF there was some MISSPELT, MAJICAL fuckin' way that that shit could be rite you'd fuck it up worse than Crowley's heroin habit. You think you can hide behind some half-ass THELEMA or some shit and it's ALL ok no matter what shit you said, huh? BITCH!!!!! Put YOUR BALLS up ON the ALTAR and SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN!!... Didn't THINK so punk.
OH WHAT? You mad? Gonna tear up and SWING!? WELL SWING THEN FOOL!!! I ain't afraid of a chump with two left feet AND saying some wrong shit. IMA take a half step over you while you trip over your feet WORSE than your tongue! Bet you NEED to back your BULLSHIT with your pussyass WANNABE "oh but people like me have fought for this" CRAP!! You CLEARLY ain't NEVER had a real fight in you life, go home.
Your shit isn't even worth my time.
"fingerlicking shit-knuckle" :lulz:
Every Man and every Woman is a cabbage.
Damn good rant.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on March 17, 2015, 03:11:58 AM
...musty ass cake-eater...
(snip)
Your english ain't even any good. I CAN FIX THAT!!!
I'll cross your eyes and dot your teeths out for ya!
How about THAT?!?
Love it.
Thanks guys! The idea is to snap horrible shit and never specify what exactly is being snapped about. Here's a little more from after I posted. Call it a little piece of after-rant.
Stop texting me with this BULLSHIT or I'll BREAK the WHOLE DAMN INTERNET off in your ASS faster than your DADDY broke a condom.
QuoteWHAT? You think you can SCIENCE! HA!! Here's a pack of Occam's razors. Go FUCK YOURSELF as simply as possible with 'em!
GO STAND OVER A FLOOR DRAIN FIRST I DON'T WANT YOUR WRONGNESS ALLOVER MY CARPET!!!
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 17, 2015, 11:07:05 AM
QuoteWHAT? You think you can SCIENCE! HA!! Here's a pack of Occam's razors. Go FUCK YOURSELF as simply as possible with 'em!
GO STAND OVER A FLOOR DRAIN FIRST I DON'T WANT YOUR WRONGNESS ALLOVER MY CARPET!!!
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:scientist:
Not sure if these emotes are appropriate, but they seem to capture how I feel.
Feel free to use this stuff as you like! :)