So which one of you is/knows him?
and why aren't you voting for a discordian president?
...because he isn't one?
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 26, 2015, 09:20:17 AM
...because he isn't one?
He acts like one.
Can you be a discordianist with out knowing about discordianism?
Quote from: Meunster on April 27, 2015, 12:08:27 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 26, 2015, 09:20:17 AM
...because he isn't one?
He acts like one.
Can you be a discordianist with out knowing about discordianism?
Sure. But what does a Discordian act like?
I mean, he runs pretty much every election, with the exact same schtick. That might be discordant, or it might not. He seems pretty cool, in general, but does that make him Discordian?
Is everyone you like Discordian, and everyone you don't like a Grayface?
How do you decide?
Sarah Palin's pretty Discordian. So's Nigel Farage. Doesn't mean I'd vote for either of them.
Quote from: Cain on April 27, 2015, 09:11:20 AM
Sarah Palin's pretty Discordian. So's Nigel Farage. Doesn't mean I'd vote for either of them.
Holy shit, Sarah Palin. :horrormirth: Yes. She's Discordian as fuck.
UKIP in general are pretty discordian.
"My mind is clear and my buttocks are smooth - Vote UKIP" One of their entities came out with that recently and it's baffling beyond words. These fuckers are actually insane. "Sane, with a shaved arse? Vote for racists!"
Fucked if I know.
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 28, 2015, 01:48:12 AM
UKIP in general are pretty discordian.
"My mind is clear and my buttocks are smooth - Vote UKIP" One of their entities came out with that recently and it's baffling beyond words. These fuckers are actually insane. "Sane, with a shaved arse? Vote for racists!"
Fucked if I know.
What the hell? :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Aucoq on April 29, 2015, 07:44:32 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 28, 2015, 01:48:12 AM
UKIP in general are pretty discordian.
"My mind is clear and my buttocks are smooth - Vote UKIP" One of their entities came out with that recently and it's baffling beyond words. These fuckers are actually insane. "Sane, with a shaved arse? Vote for racists!"
Fucked if I know.
What the hell? :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
UKIP has been courting a demographic, uh, at a high risk for early onsent Alzheimers.
Not that it shows or anything.
Look up a fellow named Bob Healey from the last RI governor's race. Ran a campaign on about $40. No major party, gave actual answers in each debate, and when he inevitably lost shrugge and went off to start another liquor venture.
Is there a bad side? Somewhere, always, yes, but still fits my idea of a "discordian" candidate. My idea means as much as my personal neon hot dog joint jesus to anyone not in my head.
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 28, 2015, 01:48:12 AM
UKIP in general are pretty discordian.
"My mind is clear and my buttocks are smooth - Vote UKIP" One of their entities came out with that recently and it's baffling beyond words. These fuckers are actually insane. "Sane, with a shaved arse? Vote for racists!"
Fucked if I know.
Some days I want to be British so much it hurts.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2015, 05:16:28 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 28, 2015, 01:48:12 AM
UKIP in general are pretty discordian.
"My mind is clear and my buttocks are smooth - Vote UKIP" One of their entities came out with that recently and it's baffling beyond words. These fuckers are actually insane. "Sane, with a shaved arse? Vote for racists!"
Fucked if I know.
Some days I want to be British so much it hurts.
The pain is your Cornish blood, which I continue to advise is best dealt with by regular leeching
Quote from: Richter on April 30, 2015, 02:49:46 AM
Look up a fellow named Bob Healey from the last RI governor's race. Ran a campaign on about $40. No major party, gave actual answers in each debate, and when he inevitably lost shrugge and went off to start another liquor venture.
Is there a bad side? Somewhere, always, yes, but still fits my idea of a "discordian" candidate. My idea means as much as my personal neon hot dog joint jesus to anyone not in my head.
"My personal neon hot dog joint Jesus" makes me want to go to Zach's Hot Dog Shack and find my savior.
:lulz:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FK-oWA7Oj8
Quote from: Legate Gene O'Mick, PhD on May 05, 2015, 04:36:32 PM
:lulz:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FK-oWA7Oj8
What's funnier, that I didn't make this up or that this is the most memorable campaign slogan of the entire campaign.
In other news, I may just have to adapt this for work.
"My arse is shaved and my mind is right - Twat that wall."
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 05, 2015, 04:43:52 PM
Quote from: Legate Gene O'Mick, PhD on May 05, 2015, 04:36:32 PM
:lulz:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FK-oWA7Oj8
What's funnier, that I didn't make this up or that this is the most memorable campaign slogan of the entire campaign.
In other news, I may just have to adapt this for work.
"My arse is shaved and my mind is right - Twat that wall."
I'm not even sure. I think that that it was the man's response to the question "what is your name?" The whole thing is hilarious. I can only imagine what his grandchildren's reactions were when they saw it.